QuacksO's definitions

Alexander Graham Nobell

Inventor of da telephone; folks were so grateful to him for dis dat dey named da Peace Prize after him.

Da telephone was an absolute "dynamite" invention, just like da safety-explosive created by Alexander Graham Nobell's nephew, Alfred.

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

subtletea

A mildly-noticeable difference in da flavor of a brewed-herb drink.

"Sweet little old lady" individuals often seem to detect minute subtleteas in da taste of various brands, ages, and types when delicately partaking of their morning cups.

by QuacksO April 19, 2025

overrerection

A greater degree of a hard-on than is warranted by da circumstances.

Barefoot girl, seeing her boyfriend's cock majorly "leap to attention" and swell out the front of his shorts: Hey, take it easy, Babe --- all I did was stretch my legs and flex my toes after my nap! Isn't dat a bit of an overrerection there?
Guy: Sorry, sweet cheex, but I can't help it --- you gots such lovely flexible-jointed tootsies dat it always makes me super-horny whenever you manipulate 'em like dat! In fact, I'm actually about to lose control and mess my underpants!
Girl: Oh, my! Well, whoq-whoa-whoa --- don't waste all of that tasty creamy man-milk by just cumming in your clothes! {hastily yanks down her guy's shorts to expose his raging hard-on that sways and bounces around from being suddenly freed from said fabric-confines} Let me relieve da pressure wif my mouth before you explode there, and then you can savoringly massage my feet afterwards!

by QuacksO January 17, 2025

bellistics

Da science of studying da uniqueness of certain aspects of a large metal clanging-device to see if its sound matches da tolling dat was heard in a particular instance under investigation.

In da animated "Sherlock Hound" episode, "The Bell of Big Ben", da sleazy buyer of said multi-ton hour-chimer is upset when he hears da famous bell tolling from da Palace of Westminster, causing him to doubt whether da equally-divisive shyster Moriarty actually possesses da genuine article and not a fake. Moriarty is as alarmed and perplexed as da buyer, too, since he knows dat he had indeed stolen da bell from da tower, and a simple bellistics check --- i.e., his listening carefully and noting dat its sound is spot-on-identical to da original --- confirms dat it is indeed da bell's classic sound. What he doesn't know is dat Hound had rigged da bell-tower wif a PA system and gramaphone which is playing a lacquer-disc recording of da bell.

by QuacksO January 19, 2024

stareilize

Refers to someone's giving you a long piercing gaze which renders you unable to father children. Often utilized by the super-protective father of a girl you're dating who wants to ensure that "nobody will be calling HIM 'Grampa'" till the right time.

Sternly-caring dads take note --- attempting to "stareilize" the youths who want to date your "little pumpkin" will be totally ineffective, for at least two reasons: (1) only surgery would prevent said red-blooded studs' "guy junk" from producing fertile "love juice", and (2) excessive control and/or discipline will often only "push away" a daughter who resents your authority's being forcefully wielded over her like that, and so she will then be all the MORE likely to seek solace and "release" of her pent-up emotions by "doing it" with one or more guys whom she likes.

by QuacksO January 20, 2020

The truth Hertz

In other words, what da vehicle-rental giant does ain't pretty sometimes.

While it's true dat "the truth Hertz" when you read or hear about it in da news, I am still glad to be informed of their shady shenanigans.

by QuacksO December 2, 2021

yard sale

A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.

I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018