slackrilege

What Principal Strickland considered behavior dat showed a lack of backbone, diligence, dedication, respect, etc.
While it certainly was true dat most of the indolent actions dat Marty McFly's heavy-handed high-school principal objected to were indeed significantly unwise, said loudmouthed brow-beater was himself a closet alcoholic, and so he possessed plenty of slackrilege in his own behavior. What a hypocrite!
by QuacksO March 08, 2021
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relationchip

Da closeness-status between friends or lovers dat is kept alive with generous quantities of Lays or Pringles.
A "relationchip" could also refer to a Pygmalion-type of romance, whereby a stone-sculptor develops affectionate feelings for one of his carefully-chiseled marble creations.
by QuacksO March 05, 2021
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belchelor

A single dude who has been unable to secure a spouse due to his loud/frequent burping.
While many belchelors may indeed have uproariously-full social lives with lots of other males --- often ones with crude tastes and little sensitivity about gross/disgusting stuff --- few humans of the female persuasion would want to be around said voluminous burpers, since no truly self-respecting lady is willing to "stoop that low".
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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testify under oath

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.
Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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Pigmealion

Da ancient Greek-mythology character whom everyone's favorite temperish chubby pink female Muppet dreams dat Kermit had been --- i.e., someone who liked "porky" individuals like her, and who would always give her generous portions of food whenever she was hungry.
Perhaps Miss Piggy might also fantasize a third attribute in her "Pigmealion" version of da meek lowly Kermit --- in da "frog of her dreams", he would not only "lay pearls before swine" (i.e., he'd love her porcine species so much dat he would lavish her wif beautiful costly gifts) and constantly pander to her gluttonous appetite, but he would also "roar and claw" at anyone and anything dat she was less than totally happy to have around.
by QuacksO March 06, 2023
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test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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inknockuous

An innocent 'n' harmless tap at yer front door.
Peepholes and ring-cameras are good ways to make sure dat visitors are indeed inknockuous before you open da door.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
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