Definitions by QuacksO

Dinty Less 

Da brand of smaller cans of beef stew dat still cost da same price as da formerly-larger cans.

When Dinty Less came along, I switched to da generic brand of beef stew; they give you full-size cans for a lower price.

Dinty Less by QuacksO March 30, 2021

Heinz 357 

Refers to a ketchup dat either comes in a huge --- i.e., "magnum" --- container, or is super-spicy, and so it really delivers a humongous "wallop" when tasted.

I usually prefer mild-tasting food, so I guess "Ell Passo" on da Heinz 357, thank you.

Heinz 357 by QuacksO March 29, 2021

Peugeot Sound 

Da coastal area in da northwest corner of Washington State where small French cars are made.

If Peugeot Sound is where they make da cars, dat begs da question: what does a Peugeot sound like when it's running??

Peugeot Sound by QuacksO March 27, 2021

eyedeal 

Da best condition in da vision department.

Getting plenty of sleep and eating Vitamin-A-rich foods are eyedeal ways for maintaining da health of yer baby-blues.

eyedeal by QuacksO March 27, 2021

ribbons and beaus 

Describes a group of paired singles where da gals do their hair in the old-fashioned way.

I love attending barn-dances and other traditional country-folk gatherings; it's refreshing to see all da ribbons and beaus there.

ribbons and beaus by QuacksO March 25, 2021

ribbons and Bose 

A sound-electronics gift for da audiophile on your Christmas list.

Years ago before da recorded-music era, we got our teens things like roller skates and Swiss Army knives as gifts, but now it's completely changed to a world of ribbons and Bose.

ribbons and Bose by QuacksO March 25, 2021

conjunktion 

A crappy-a** word dat does a sub-par job of connecting two portions of a clause or sentence.

Da word "ain't" is a really cheesy conjunktion to splice a subject and predicate together in a sentence.

conjunktion by QuacksO March 25, 2021