enroneous

Describes da untrue nature of da tongue-in-cheek "cell phone static" joke regarding da infamous Kenneth-Lay-founded mega-biz establishment in Texas.

Da preposterous "Cell phone static made da honest-and-honorable directive, 'Ship da documents to da Feds' sound like, 'Rip da documents to shreds'" theory was completely enroneous --- da company's corrupt officials did indeed destroy massive amounts of evidence, plain and simple.

by QuacksO February 18, 2022

innodollars

Folks who are frugal wif larger amounts of cash than just "innocents" would be dealing wif.

Little kids should be taught to coins-savingly buy a small package of candy rather than just repeatedly purchasing individual "penny pieces", to familiarize them wif da concept of conserving funds and making their money go further by buying in bulk; this nurtures and prepares their minds for becoming innodollars when they grow up to be independently-living adults.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

asstronaut

A perverted individual who uses a telescope to surreptitiously look at other people's behinds.

If a person who's being observed by an asstronaut drops his pants and bends over wif his bared butt directed towards said smutty-minded observer, one could say dat he got "mooned".

by QuacksO August 17, 2024

boxite

Shredded cardboard that's used to make new stiff-walled cubical cartons.

If BOXES are made from corrugated cardboard, would you be able to use solid/flat/thin paper-board to make BOXITE slurry, or would you need to only recycle old already-corrugated fiber-stock for this purpose???

by QuacksO June 13, 2021

while-waving wheelbarrow-wobble

Refers to da minor-to-medium rocking/shimmying of a single-wheel hand-cart dat occurs when ya momentarily release one of da handles to raise yer hand in greeting to a passerby while trundling said wagon along da roadside.

One fairly easy way to minimize da degree/effects of while-waving wheelbarrow-wobble is to simply brace yer hip against da 'barrow's "free" handle to help hold it stable whenever ya hafta let go of it wif yer hand; wif a little practice, ya may not even need to stop walking, but can just steadily "keep on truckin'" and then re-establish yer grip on da 'barow's handle as soon as ya are able.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

formaldejekyll

How da government initially presented da infamously-toxic preservative --- i.e., it was supposedly safe and harmless like da "good doctor", but then it turned out to be incredibly hazardous, like said gentle physician's alter-ego.

After supposedly "seeing da light" about how horrendously poisonous their formerly-viewed-as-formaldejekyll chemical compound truly was, da powers-dat-be hastily tried to "hyde" behind da false claim dat they hadn't known before how dangerous it actually was.

by QuacksO December 08, 2022

cementery

A "low budget" graveyard where the headstones are just molded from Portland Redi-mix instead of costly professionally-carved granite.

In "A Christmas Carol", it doesn't mention whether the miser Scrooge's tombstone was in a cementery or not.

by QuacksO June 28, 2018