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s'il vous play

A "fake French" phrase dat requests permission to engage in recreational activity.
One of da best uses for "s'il vous play" would be to give a bosomy chick a big ol' face-to-boobs snuggle and then tentatively hold yer hands near said bountiful chest-treasures and pose said "playful" saying to her, indicating dat you'd like permission to "pleeze squeeze theeze".
by QuacksO August 23, 2025
mugGet the s'il vous playmug.

aloominum

Da lightweight-but-strong metal dat they make weaving-frames out of.
Maybe if da two infamous shysters in da "Emperor's New Clothes" tale had used aloominum knitting-machines instead of bulky/heavy wooden ones, they could have taken said contraptions with them when they slipped out unnoticed with all da gold and costly fabrics dat they'd been given by da Emperor's clueless courtiers.
by QuacksO July 18, 2024
mugGet the aloominummug.

citation-spelling nightmare

What a member of da "area's finest" --- especially one who never did too well in grammar-school --- finds himself faced with when trying to scribble out a summons-to-appear slip involving people/objects/locales with less-than-common names.
News flash --- Flustered MPs at da local naval-base encountered a major citation-spelling nightmare this evening when trying to write up a PECCARY who had committed da PECCADILLO of illegally entering da ARMORY and engaging in a PECKADILLO with an ARMADILLO dat it met there.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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joevial

Describes da all-warm-and-fuzzy mood dat you attain AFTER you'd had your morning coffee.
I am allergic to caffeine and I am jittery enough as it is, so I generally avoid any an all stimulants; I just try to be cheerful and pleasant all the time, not merely "joevial".
by QuacksO October 17, 2023
mugGet the joevialmug.

suboardinate

A "lower on da corporate ladder" employee at a sawmill or lumberyard.
If you want a bulk-quantity discount on 2X4s, you'll need to talk to my supervisor --- he's da "top plank" around here; I'm just a suboardinate!
by QuacksO March 4, 2023
mugGet the suboardinatemug.

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
mugGet the Kenny Rogers fitted sheetsmug.

Bilbolous

An advanced state of literary intoxication from reading too much Tolkien.
I never cared much for Middle-Earth literature, so I dunno what others are getting so Bilbolous about.
by QuacksO June 16, 2018
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