Definitions by QuacksO

hituation 

A cranky conundrum caused by an impact of some kind, either from an accidental collision or someone's being overly enthusiastic with his fists.

Da Three Stooges were notorious for being in many hituations, since they were alsways bopping and clobbering each other.

hituation by QuacksO April 1, 2021

fituation 

A debacle caused by your blowing your top.

Da hot-headed Queen Of Hearts was always in a major fituation, as was anyone else who was unlucky enough to be present, since they would likely be in danger of losing their heads over da slightest error or uncomplimentary remark.

fituation by QuacksO April 1, 2021

easy peasy melon squeezy 

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.

I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.

easy peasy melon squeezy by QuacksO April 1, 2021

low-hanging fruit 

Describes a buxom gal's "melons" dat are fairly "loose 'n' limp" instead of being tautly-firm and perky, and so they droop down and wobble around whenever she bends over.

During our intimacy-sessions in bed, I love asking Tiffany to go down on all fours and position her torso overtop of me so dat I can reach up and savor her low-hanging fruit.

low-hanging fruit by QuacksO March 31, 2021

Suezcide

What a ship da size of da Evergiven should view da act of passing through da 120-mile-long canal in Egypt during rough conditions.

Ordinary-sized container-ships might be able to traverse da man-made waterway linking da Mediterranean and Red Seas in stormy weather, but a super-sized vessel's attempting said wave-buffeting crossing would likely be Suezcide!

Suezcide by QuacksO March 31, 2021

debotchery 

Screwing-up activity of orgy-level proportions.

Biff Tannen surely partook of a lot of nuclear-level debotchery while in possession of Doc Brown's time machine.

debotchery by QuacksO March 31, 2021

passing gas 

What you are smugly doing when you have your butt-hole hooked up to a tube dat runs into the car's air-intake, so dat you can drive right by da filling-station. Buying and preparing baked beans and cabbage costs a lot less than premium hydrocarbons.

Choosing a hybrid car can, just on its own, allow you to make fewer fuel-stops than with a non-electric-assist vehicle. But also feeding your engine the methane-vapors from yer large intestine can help you in "passing gas" even more.

passing gas by QuacksO March 31, 2021