Definitions by QuacksO

No Parqueen

Illegal gender-biased stipulation regarding where cars may be stored for a period of time.

"No Parqueen" could merely refer to adult women's using a particular spot; if teenage girls cannot stash their wheels there, either, then da sign should include, "No Parprincess" to avoid confusion.

No Parqueen by QuacksO December 22, 2025

televaginalist

A "fallen saint" of da "boob-tube" who secretly "played wif boobs" and other intimate parts of women's anatomy.

Da two infamous "Jehovah Jimmies" were examples of televaginalists --- they didn't exactly go "swaggarting" around about said indiscretions, though, plus they felt hotter than a "bakker's" oven when they were totally "roasted" by da media.

televaginalist by QuacksO December 21, 2025

kilograham

A large "helping" of bu**s**t televangelist-crap.

While a lot of boob-tube-based "fire-'n'-brimstone" bellowers could only be withstood for short periods, it's claimed dat "Bible Billy" was a lot more calm, soft-spoken, and respectful, and so supposedly you could watch an entire kilograham without feeling overwhelmed or offended.

kilograham by QuacksO December 21, 2025

milligraham

A sand-grain-sized particle of sweet cracker.

Someone with a sweet tooth would want a "KILOgraham", not a bleepin'-minuscule milligraham!

milligraham by QuacksO December 21, 2025

afterwoods

Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.

If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.

afterwoods by QuacksO December 20, 2025

planned obsolescents

What perfume manufacturers create by constantly pedaling their newest aromas.

Essential oils never go out of style, so you can use them to smell awesome and never worry about planned obsolescents.

planned obsolescents by QuacksO December 20, 2025

obsolessence

Refers to when da basics or aromas of a particular concept or substance are so very yesterday.

Perfumes are notorious for planned obsolessence as new scents are created in da labs.

obsolessence by QuacksO December 20, 2025