The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.
Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
mugGet the because it's good for youmug.

DayTwona

Da second morning of a NASCAR-racer saga.
Day One of race-car repairs and testing was fairly typical; let's see what DayTwona brings.
by QuacksO March 17, 2021
mugGet the DayTwonamug.

adJudycation

Obnoxiously-insulting/humiliating court-proceedings performed by the notoriously-heavyhanded Judge Sheindlinfreude.
I try very hard not to offend anyone or run afoul of the law, so hopefully I shouldn't have any problems with adJudycation.
by QuacksO January 09, 2020
mugGet the adJudycationmug.

discression

Leeway-allowance regarding whether or not you either eat a tangy-flavored aquatic green, or serve a helping of same to someone else.
Many different leafy-salad vegetables have similar nutritional properties, so one should use compassion and discression about serving dat particular cabbage-family vegetable if da would-be recipient of said menu-choice says dat he dislikes it.
by QuacksO May 04, 2022
mugGet the discressionmug.
No, it won't, because we'll just be PLAYING ANOTHER AD after this one ends!
Why do YouTube videos hafta have a lot of da ads be da "Your video will begin in _ seconds" format which obliges you to fumingly wait for da entire ad to play out??? Why can't da commecrials all be da "You can skip ad in _ seconds" type, so dat you only hafta wait a few seconds and then get on with your show???
by QuacksO April 13, 2021
mugGet the Your video will begin in _ secondsmug.

menufacturer

A company dat produces food.
Garfield's secret wish is to be da CEO of a big menufacturer.
by QuacksO March 31, 2022
mugGet the menufacturermug.

seequence

Da chronological progress of visual observations.
Knowing da seequence of events requires reliable eyewitnesses.
by QuacksO October 30, 2022
mugGet the seequencemug.