QuacksO's definitions

exspurt

Someone who is super-knowledgeable about how to get a guy to blow his load.

Da term "exspurt" can also refer to a former intimacy-partner who liked to ejaculate a lot. Perhaps dat could have been one of da main reasons dat he is no longer you significant other --- i.e., if he was always just wanting you to get him off, rather than giving caring attention to you, carrying on meaningful conversations, helping you out, etc.

by QuacksO February 28, 2022

second childhood

Not to be confused wif da "wholesome" procedure of an adult's purchasing vintage/nostalgic items on E-Bay so dat he can again savor stuff dat he'd enjoyed as a youngster, this snortingly-sarcastic "air-quotes" term resentfully refers to when a grownup begins exhibiting similar immature/careless behavior dat he'd performed as a child. This unwise/unhealthy practice can be especially upsetting and disconcerting to any teenage/young-adult offspring of said middle-aged misbehaver, since like as not said parent had admonishingly "drilled and drummed" da supposed virtues of "proper" behavior and speech into said youngsters, and so they now feel betrayed when they see dat their own "guider and lecturer" is HIMSELF now mindlessly disregarding his own teachings, and is subjecting THEM to da very same "selfish and uncivilized" crap dat HE had always claimed stressed/disappointed HIM so much if any of THEM "stepped out of line" like dat.

A classic --- and hilarious --- case of grownups' shockingly/shamelessly indulging in a "second childhood" is da 1930 Laurel and Hardy film "Brats", where Stan and Ollie --- though constantly censuring their cranky and selfish pint-sized juniors for their disgraceful bickery attitudes and thoughtless anti-social interactions --- themselves actually behave just as immaturely and unbecomingly towards each other, as well.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

feesible

A simple and practical way of getting paid to perform a service.

If you make a habit of always asking beforehand if a certain recommended/suggested action can/will be performed at no additional cost, most greedy businesspeople will not think it feesible to try to trick you into paying extra for goods or services.

by QuacksO October 25, 2020

disguys

What you create when you concealingly dress up as one of da "good ol' boys".

This word can sometimes refer to a female's cross-dressing, as well. In "A Scandal In Bohemia", Irene Adler liked to "disguys" herself in men's clothes to blend in better with the crowd and not be singled out as a lady.

by QuacksO October 28, 2019

food-pepperation

Da act of sprinkling dried Piper nigrum or capsicum flakes into your mixing bowl while whipping up something "spicy 'n' savory".

Jay Bush's furry side-kick Duke is always trying to surreptitiously reveal da secret family recipe for baked beans to da public; his latest endeavor is to let slip da special food-pepperation details for their new "Sweet Heat" variety.

by QuacksO April 9, 2024

offencive

The decidedly unfavorable way that you consider someone's erecting a new batch of chain-link fabric across a road, pathway, property-border, or other previously-open/unrestricted area.

Daffy Duck found the invisible boundary-line that was created to protect grizzly bears during hunting-season to be highly offencive, and so he fumingly made assorted attempts to defeat said barrier.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Milwalkee

Da town in Yohn Yohnson's home state where most of da residents travel on foot.

Da southwestern corner of Wisconsin is "fermented-beverage central", which naturally raises safety-concerns --- we all know dat operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated is super-dangerous, so let's hope dat they only imbibe in Milwalkee instead of Mildrivee.

by QuacksO July 7, 2021