Definitions by QuacksO

CD-ROMulan 

A media-storage device used in Star Trek.

I wonder if Lieutenant Commander Data kept all his files about alien foes on a CD-ROMulan?

CD-ROMulan by QuacksO April 1, 2021

terminader

What da auto industry viewed da enthusiastic young lawyer and "Unsafe At Any Speed" author as when he first launched onto da scene back in 1965.

If da auto industry had voluntarily acted upon their already-voluminous knowledge of auto-safety instead of being legally forced to do so, they would not have had occasion to view da irrepressible Ralphie as da "terminader".

terminader by QuacksO April 1, 2021

wituation 

An embarrassing mix-up dat's due to someone else's being more clever than you.

Friendly verbal sparring can be hilarious and enjoyable; just be careful dat it doesn't "cross da line" into egotistical unpleasantness and turn into a wituation.

wituation by QuacksO April 1, 2021

quituation 

A debacle caused by one or more of your assistants going AWOL.

Tronald Dump was such an intolerably-obnoxious manager dat he often faced aggravating quituations throughout his assorted debauched business ventures.

quituation by QuacksO April 1, 2021

pituation 

What you'll find yourself in if you eat lots of fruits with sizeable seeds in da centers.

A pituation can also refer to da scenario dat plays out when you're trying to traverse terrain dat's had a lot of large deep holes dug into it, and so you hafta keep detouring dis way and dat to stay on level ground.

pituation by QuacksO April 1, 2021

nituation

A stupid-a** screw-up resulting from someone's either being a total moron, or being overly picky about trifles.

Howard Hughes was one of da most infamous examples of someone with OCD; it seemed like he was always in some kind of nituation during his entire adult life!

nituation by QuacksO April 1, 2021

mittuation 

A screw-up regarding a baseball glove.

MLB players take their games --- and da rules pertaining to same --- very seriously, so if any alleged hanky-panky comes to light regarding da catching-gloves worn by any of da players, that is likely gonna spark a full-blown mittuation!

mittuation by QuacksO April 1, 2021