Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.
I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
When your NEWmonia has progressed to the point where you're starting to get over it, and so the illness has grown rather "old".
It's easy to know when your NEWmonia is starting to become OLDmonia, since your poop will begin smelling strongly of AMmonia as your immune system begins successfully kicking the "baddies" outta yer blood.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Tiffany and I have a "reasonable 'n' realistic" approach to our cuddly-companions friendship --- we always strive to be sensible with our budgets and meal-choices. She and I try to keep expenses down and we both love sardines and hard-boiled hen's eggs, anyway, and so we have zero cravings for a "roemance".
by QuacksO November 15, 2023
To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.
I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.
by QuacksO April 02, 2022
Seeing a huge lumbering castrated male cattle-specimen is easy, so there's usually no need to be auSTEER about teaching a wheelman-in-training to STEER clear of said STEER.
by QuacksO December 13, 2023
To uninhibitedly affirm da truth of a statement due to your having downed too many Extra Golds and/or Silver Bullets.
Alcohol can totally affect a normally-sensible person's state of mind and cause him to commit unwise actions --- da white man's successfully getting da Native Americans to sign over their land while they were drunk surely coorroborates this fact.
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
What you'll be if your blue-oval-badged jalopy decides to perform its classic "Found On da Road Dead" routine --- i.e., suffer a major breakdown while you're out cruisin' da highways.
Whether you drive an F-150 or a Focus, you'll wanna be sure to diligently "fix or repair daily" on your 4-wheeled "Henry heap", to better ensure dat you don't have an "unfordtunate" mishap partway through your road-trip!
by QuacksO March 17, 2024