mittuation 

A screw-up regarding a baseball glove.

MLB players take their games --- and da rules pertaining to same --- very seriously, so if any alleged hanky-panky comes to light regarding da catching-gloves worn by any of da players, that is likely gonna spark a full-blown mittuation!

mittuation by QuacksO April 1, 2021

muttations 

Word used in The Hunger Games written by Suzanne Collins. A Capitol made animal that is supernatural. Sort of like a mutations, but pronounced with the "mutt" sound.

Katniss: The wolf muttations in the arena gnawed Cato to a bloody death.

muttations by erabelleodair July 31, 2012

Mitchuation 

a situation involving a person named Mitch

Everybody we have a mitchuation! Mitch is puking!

Mitchuation by themitchuation June 28, 2011

mattlations 

Mattlations a stage name for a non-frat boy named matt. Mattlations is an iconic dj putting many people on artists such as the weekend, sundriver ca, dayglow, nirvana, and many more. Mattlations is also a renowned boxer as he boxed a tree and came out on top. Mattlations is a beloved student of msu, but his god complex steers him into the wrong direction occasionally. However, mattlations like most tragic disney movie characters has one person to bring him back when he fucks up- i mean makes a small error and that person is emily.

“Yea mattlations just put me on to some serious music, and i might just listen to the podcast later.”

or

“Mattlations just threatened to ban me in dms because I said he was a simp for emily but it’s literally in pins, but emily saved me. Stan Emily”

mattlations by bandito1 July 21, 2021

Littuation 

A very litt\lit situation

The party wa a littuation !!

Littuation by Prvme💕 June 2, 2015

mintuition 

Male intuition- referring to the male form of the trait to understand something immediately, without the need for conscious reasoning, something that he knows or considers likely from his instinctive feeling rather than conscious reasoning.

His mintuition helped him avoid many difficult personal and business relationships.

mintuition by s2cargo October 13, 2016

mitteration

mitteration

Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.

A mitteration:

I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.

(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.

(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.

(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.

mitteration by docsterx September 13, 2012