Definitions by QuacksO
tradishion
I love ham 'n' eggs for breakfast; fortunately this type of meal is a long-standing tradishion, so pretty much any restaurant serves it in da morning.
tradishion by QuacksO April 19, 2021
tail tales
Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.
I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!
tail tales by QuacksO April 19, 2021
auragins
1. Da first conceptional sproutings of someone's present-day radiant charisma.
2. What happened in da first place to cause someone to be glowingly-red-faced from downing too many shots of Beefeater's or Gordon's.
2. What happened in da first place to cause someone to be glowingly-red-faced from downing too many shots of Beefeater's or Gordon's.
fartilize
A.k.a. "poopsie-oppsie". Refers to where you thought you were just gonna pass "HEET" --- i.e., "dry gas" --- but instead included some organic crop-nutrients in da bargain.
beezarre
One beezarre aspect of bumblebees is dat it is scientifically impossible for them to fly. (Okay, okay --- so this isn't actually true, but it sounded good, and has oft been quoted as fact. :P)
show and tell
Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
show and tell by QuacksO April 17, 2021
mewtilation
I could never understand how Jon heals so fast after one of Garfield's infamous mewtilations --- in the next day's cartoon, he always looks fine and unblemished.
mewtilation by QuacksO April 17, 2021