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Mount Pelé

Volcanic peak on Martinique Island, named after famous football athelete Edson Arantes do Nascimento.
I suppose that Mr. Nascimento might indeed feel honored to have Mount Pelé named after him, but I would consider it a dubious honor, considering how much destruction this infamous smoking cauldron of Hell has created.
by QuacksO March 9, 2019
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erythem method

A regimen of dubious reputation for supposedly avoiding/minimizing the risk of sunburn that entails careful "spacing" of your periods of time in direct sunlight, and limiting your length of exposure each time. May or may not be successful/effective, depending on how sensitive your skin is, and/or at what latitude you live.
That bu**s**t erythem method may work for some people, but all it did for me was make me red as a lobster and miserably hot and scratchy while tossing and turning in bed at night!
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
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cellary

A yucky stringy veggie dat is not at all pleasant to munch on, but which stores well in da cool basement.
I can't stand to eat cellary; just like da grumpy dude in "Green Eggs and Ham" says, it doesn't matter where I'm located when trying to choke it down --- whether I'm in da basement or in da attic at da time, I still hate it just da same!
by QuacksO January 5, 2021
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endorfins

Da brain-chemicals dat you produce when ya see da classic shark-appendage in da water.
Da infamous "blonde sees what she thinks are dolphins" Vonage ad indicates dat said ditzy tow-head didn't have an overly-abundant supply of endorfins in her brain!
by QuacksO April 23, 2023
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treadition

Da historically-consistent properties of da rubber cleats-patterns dat Goodyear and Michelin put on their tires.
Da classic "crowd of babies sitting on a couch" photo accompanied by da humorous "if Firestone made condoms" caption really shows up said tire giant's treadition of shoddy rubber-manufacturing workmanship!
by QuacksO January 3, 2021
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advocat

Fluffy may claim to be your advocat, but oftentimes said small domesticated carnivores will actually gravitate towards those who feed them da tastiest meatiest snacks!
by QuacksO December 10, 2024
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reesearch

Studying da candy-bar aisle at a supermarket.
No need to do reesearch; we already know dat chocolate is fattening! :P
by QuacksO May 14, 2022
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