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extremust

Someone who's totally buggo on Joel Chandler Harris.
I do indeed enjoy some of da famous "Brer Rabbit" stories, but I'm not exactly an extremust! :P
by QuacksO March 7, 2023
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erythem method

A regimen of dubious reputation for supposedly avoiding/minimizing the risk of sunburn that entails careful "spacing" of your periods of time in direct sunlight, and limiting your length of exposure each time. May or may not be successful/effective, depending on how sensitive your skin is, and/or at what latitude you live.
That bu**s**t erythem method may work for some people, but all it did for me was make me red as a lobster and miserably hot and scratchy while tossing and turning in bed at night!
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
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reeliable

Refers to da status of a fishing-rod's being very likely to continue operating normally for a long time.
If this fishing rod is guaranteed to perform in a superior fashion for an extended period, does this mean dat it is more reeliable at catching fish, as well??
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
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Arbytration

Legal proceedings regarding fast food.
Red Green states that women traditionally appreciate good home-cooked food that's prepared properly, whereas most men appreciate fast food because it's filling and fairly cheap, so you would seldom find a typical man involved in Arbytration.
by QuacksO December 8, 2020
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Mount Pelé

Volcanic peak on Martinique Island, named after famous football athelete Edson Arantes do Nascimento.
I suppose that Mr. Nascimento might indeed feel honored to have Mount Pelé named after him, but I would consider it a dubious honor, considering how much destruction this infamous smoking cauldron of Hell has created.
by QuacksO March 9, 2019
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pubic library

A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.
I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
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CBSI

Stands for "Computer B**l S**t Incorporated". What George and Jeannie Douglass's telemarketing company was **really** about.
I could never truly get my head around CBSI's claim that telemarketing was truly the make-a-comfortable-living-with-minimal-effort job of the future... I mean, most American citizens have just so much capital to blow on non-necessities, and so in my mind, telephone sales calls didn't seem all that likely to significantly boost current spending-figures. And besides, I knew how much I as a "normal-minded human" detest being called at home by anyone trying to sell me something, and so if I hated it that much, most other folks would conceivably feel about the same way regarding it. It's little wonder, therefore, that CBSI eventually filed for bankruptcy (and got in deep doo-doo with Uncle Sam, as well!), just as that same "clan" of shysters who'd been running the company had done several times before with previous "get rich quick" fiascos. Plus from what I hear, there has indeed **never** been even ONE documented case where a person actually made a single red cent of profit at telemarketing; in fact, most of them apparently never even recouped the untold thousands that they'd invested in the computer-equipment and other materials they'd acquired to start their business... the whole telemarketing scam was just a "carrot on a stick" ploy to get people to purchase the telemarketing equipment from the company, not to truly assist anyone to start a profitable home-based business --- the sellers of the equipment were the only ones who made any profits on the deal!
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
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