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Sybil War

What Basil Fawlty fights each and every day.
Most battles aren't the least bit humorous, but the Sybil War is an exception.
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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Nature abwhores a vacuum

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.
Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
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job tenyear

A status of special privileges that is granted to someone after having been employed with a company for a decade, such as guaranteed job-security, a significant raise, etc.
Job tenyear can be a good thing, but sometimes it can make the employee overly bold and brashly arrogant, since he knows that he can basically be as big an a**h**e as he wants to be, and he will never be fired for it.
by QuacksO December 24, 2018
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deligation

A group of big shots who meet to decide restaurant-related matters.
Opening even just a small corner-diner is so fraught with bureaucratic red tape these days dat it takes an entire deligation just to decide whether such establishment can be permitted to exist there!
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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tareorrist

An AK-47-wielding towel-head who messes with the zeroing-calibration of empty scales.
If Osama had "bin laden" with incorrectly-weighed merchandise while traveling, it might have been due to a tareorrist action.
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
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regulaytions

Stuffy/prudish-adult directives dat are created in an attempt to keep our nation's youth from "having a good time".
Casual/premarital sex has been widely practiced since da dawn of civilization, and so one generation's trying to impose regulaytions on da subsequent "crop' of humans seems both futile and hypocritical, since many of said older folks themselves partook of delightful bouncy-bouncies in their OWN younger days.
by QuacksO October 29, 2025
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Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee

A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.
"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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