She: Hey, whoa --- what's with the huge hard-on? All I said was that it's too hot today for me to put on underwear!
He: Heck, Gorgeous --- that's elevator music enough to my ears!
He: Heck, Gorgeous --- that's elevator music enough to my ears!
by QuacksO August 27, 2013
Get the elevator musicmug. An motivational offer made to a competition-contestant whereby you agree to pull strings wif da judges to give him first prize; this bargaining can be done to either convince said participant to take part in said game in da first place, or give him da gumption to perform a less-than-pleasant/easy favor for you.
I am a totally honest competitor who wants to be given a performance-rating fair and square, and so I would not be swayed if someone offered me a wincentive.
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
Get the wincentivemug. Describes a "Dolly Parton" chick who knows da "value" of her bountiful chest-pillows to da male humans in her area, and so she charges a premium for touchy-feely access-privileges to said oversize "mounds of joy".
If you ask really nicely, some bucksom chicks will allow you a "savoring da Girls" session "for free" if you provide her with something dat she would ordinarily have had to spend money for, such as tasty comestibles, yardwork like lawn-mowing or snow-clearing, repairs/upgrades to her home or vehicle, etc.
by QuacksO February 18, 2021
Get the bucksommug. Da designing of toothbrushes.
I liked da old "plain flat stick" architekture better --- today's fancy-shmancy-shaped pearly-whites cleaners are such a royal pain to use!
by QuacksO November 19, 2022
Get the architekturemug. Knowing da Harold Green was gonna be overseeing Possum Lake's public-relations department did not overly excite da Possum Lodge members or cause them to react with much enthusiasm --- that is, not until they learned dat he would be making a $60,000 annual salary, whereupon they all suddenly felt a massive dincentive to boisterously give him a standing ovation.
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
Get the dincentivemug. Da best-lathed plans can go awry if either yer work-order specs are off by one digit, or yer equipment is even slightly outta whack.
by QuacksO December 10, 2023
Get the best-lathed plansmug. "Bare-bones" proceeds/rewards that are of far less value/usefulness than whatever it was that you originally invested into said venture... in other words, it's like you put fresh pure premium dairy-butter into da mix, and only got stale margarine back out for all your sweat 'n' toil.
I diligently updated my profile and paid my dues to a local dating-service in the hopes of scoring some sweet fresh "milk", but all I got was a bony plain-Jane past-middle-aged biddy wif A-cups and a hairy snatch dat smelled funny --- talk about margarinal returns!
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
Get the margarinal returnsmug.