Definitions by QuacksO
coorroborate
To uninhibitedly affirm da truth of a statement due to your having downed too many Extra Golds and/or Silver Bullets.
Alcohol can totally affect a normally-sensible person's state of mind and cause him to commit unwise actions --- da white man's successfully getting da Native Americans to sign over their land while they were drunk surely coorroborates this fact.
coorroborate by QuacksO June 7, 2021
creeprocussions
Refers to undesirable responses dat you may be faced with if you piss off da self-serving stuffed-shirt authorities.
Marvin Heemeyer had gotten fed up wif da creeprocussions dat he was facing due to his refusal to pay da exorbitant taxes/fees/fines, reposition his real-estate holdings, etc., and so he built da infamous "killdozer" and created a colossal path of destruction in his downtown area.
creeprocussions by QuacksO June 7, 2021
freedumb of speech
Da First-Amendment right dat allows you to verbally make a total jacka** of yerself without fear of legal repercussions.
Sure --- go right ahead and wave a "the earth is flat" sign out in public --- dat act is protected under freedumb of speech.
freedumb of speech by QuacksO June 7, 2021
alternative-extremity offer
Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.
Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"
alternative-extremity offer by QuacksO June 7, 2021
philawsophy
I've always behaved myself "just 'cuz" --- i.e., merely due to the fact that my conscience says that I should --- and so I don't see why I should hafta study philawsophy in middle school! It seems wholly unnecessary when I was already planning to "be good" in any case, plus it makes me feel like it's insultingly implying that I am a simple-minded impressionable who needs to be TAUGHT how to be honest and honorable, rather than my already knowing right from wrong to being with.
philawsophy by QuacksO June 5, 2021