QuacksO's definitions

cumestible

Tasty "man milk" dat a cock-hungry chick loves to savor 'n' swallow during oral sex.

Most male humans can only produce a few drops of sperm at a time, and so a jizz-thirsty hussy may need to perform fellatio on multiple studs in suckcession --- I mean, "succession" --- if she hopes to truly satisfy her appetite for said craved cumestible.

by QuacksO February 25, 2022

finominal

Describes anything fish-related that's amazingly spectacular or exceptional.

Despite his abnormally-shaped dorsal, Willy the orca-whale is still a finominal swimmer.

by QuacksO May 17, 2020

razorvation

A prearranged access-agreement dat guarantees dat you will get da last Bic or Schick in da package.

Buying extra bags of disposable shavers will reduce da likelihood of anyone's actually having to make a razorvation.

by QuacksO November 13, 2024

medical condition

The "ultimate" bu**s**t excuse for unfairly getting out of an obligation/responsibility that the rest of us "normal" people have to practice/endure in everyday life.

Some people think that all they have to do is say that they have a "medical condition" or "allergy", and that this instantly/indisputably obligates everyone around them to allow for any and all unacceptable/disgusting/obnoxious/selfish behavior, or exempts them from performing certain common-courtesy actions the way the rest of the populous is expected to do! What a farce --- it allows perfectly-capable people to grossly misbehave socially, while at the same time causing those of us who do indeed legitimately suffer from certain debilitating illnesses/infirmities to be looked down upon and shown less tolerance/acceptance than we should receive, since others are already seething with resentful aggravation at all of the fakes out there to whom they are already being forced to needlessly kowtow.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

Afgaviscon

Da Inland-Asian country where a majority of "plop-plop, fizz-fizz" medications are produced.

Now dat armed terrorism is less popular, easy, or effective, perhaps Afgaviscon could instead switch to threatening to cut off da supply of antacids in order to leverage their demands.

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

adoorable

What someone's main squeeze views him as when he repairs/replaces a hinged-and-latching wall-panel.

In a classic "Bob and Ray Radio Show" episode, Rodney Merchfield sold all of the company's office-doors to Wild Eddie in order to settle the weekly petty-cash account. Rodney's mom, Miss Agatha, did not find said transaction overly "adoorable" of him, however.

by QuacksO February 2, 2023

Austriacize

To give someone da cold shoulder merely due to his having hailed from a country in da Eastern Alps.

Now da worldwide immigration is such a common practice, there is less risk of being Austriacized in America.

by QuacksO December 4, 2022