sighchosis

A loony-bin candidate with a "high 'n' mighty" mindset who goes around wheezing contemptuously/disapprovingly at fellow humans.
Tronald Dump surely has a major case of sighchosis; unfortunately he even backs it up with verbal and even physical effrontery, such as suggesting absurdly-dangerous medical procedures and assaulting his own chauffeur.
by QuacksO October 29, 2022
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dutchess

A "high-toned high-society" female from da Netherlands.
Da Ugly Dutchess would definitely "get in dutch" with her fellow Holland-resident mucky-mucks for appearing at a formal bash without tons of facial makeup.
by QuacksO February 27, 2023
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garbage

Special/required clothing (“garb”), such as work-uniforms or costumes, that the wearer resents/finds offensive because:

(1) the clothes are uncomfortable, cumbersome, too light/heavy for ambient temperatures, etc.
(2) the garments are inelegant or overly plain, and so he feels that wearing the clothes is demeaning
(3) he dislikes the colors, styles, etc. as being too bold, loud, and/or needlessly-formal for the job/occasion
(4) the clothes’ material is too delicate and/or hard to keep clean/neat/undamaged, and so he finds them an arduous chore to care for and keep out of harm’s way while wearing them.
Every time I go to work, I have to wear that revolting starched-denim garbage they dish out --- ironed and pressed --- from the laundry-room. Eeeyyyewww...
by QuacksO November 29, 2011
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PanDora the Explorer

Little Miss Márquez's ancient ancestor who took "exploring" to an excessive degree; thanks to her excessive inquisitiveness in wanting to know what was in The Forbidden Box, we all now have to suffer with negative/destructive tendencies in each other, such as greed, lust, jealousy, and so on.
Too bad that Epimetheus didn't install a padlock on the box of evil demons, since this might have prevented PanDora the Explorer from opening it and thus releasing all the horrible denizens contained within.
by QuacksO December 13, 2018
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church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.
Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
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double entender

Refers to where someone acts "all nicey-nice" --- i.e., kind and caringly-gentle --- as if he has genuine loving feelings for you, but in reality he is merely "turning on da charm" in an attempt to disarm/dispel your natural caution/inhibitions so dat hopefully you'll let him get in your pants.
People like Clinton and Liberace were masters of da ol' "double entender" dat did indeed sometimes please and/or flatter, but you see what kind of messy misbehavior they ended up committing.
by QuacksO July 06, 2020
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