Definitions by QuacksO

simbaotic relationship 

What "Mick" Dundee shared wif da three "big cats" in his third movie.

Da simbaotic relationship dat our likeable "hero from Down Under" had cultivated wif da carnivorous circus-animals surely proved useful in freeing his wife and capturing da criminals.

simbaotic relationship by QuacksO July 5, 2021

therapee 

Counselling, exercise, and/or medical treatment for urinary problems.

"Therapee" is all well and good --- IF it actually works. Otherwise, everyone involved will be royally "therapissed"!

therapee by QuacksO July 4, 2021

anteaks 

"Ebeneezer's Old Stuff" type of valuable items dat are made from saltwater-resistant wood.

You'll find lots of anteaks at a sailing-ship museum.

anteaks by QuacksO July 2, 2021

oral argument 

A squabble whereby you require your opponent to give you a blowjob at da same time as he/she is presenting his side of da dispute.

One of da main advantages of an oral argument is dat you don't even hafta listen to your opponent's whiny monologue because he/she unavoidably has his/her mouth --- shall we say --- "otherwise occupied" at da time. What you can then do is to eventually suggest dat said grumbler engage in "regular" sex wif you in order to both satisfy your "pleasure me while telling me your side of da disagreement" stipulation and free up his/her mouth to do da yacking. Naturally he/she may not wish to do so, and thus he/she may just allow you to win said dispute without further debate, since said concession may seem less offensive/upsetting/humiliating than submitting his/her pelvis to you.

oral argument by QuacksO July 2, 2021

Pilmerries 

A group of English protestants who wanted a more lighthearted lifestyle and belief-system than their perpetually-straightfaced contemporaries; they therefore set sail across the Atlantic Ocean for da New World, landing at Dodge Rock and establishing a colony there.

Da Pilgrims and Pilmerries also had a group of "middle ground" counterparts (i.e., these folks just wanted to be moderately-cheerful, not going overboard in either direction), known as da "Pilamiables" --- they landed at Chrysler Rock and also established a Mopar-themed settlement.

Pilmerries by QuacksO June 29, 2021

heretage 

Refers to a long history of your family's being shockingly non-conformist.

Da American culture has quite an extensive heretage, starting wif da Pilgrims on da Mayflower.

heretage by QuacksO June 29, 2021

hypocondria

A mental malady whereby one greatly fears being flimflammed at any time.

Hypocondria is bad enough, since it often means dat you automatically may not trust anyone who comes to you wif a new proposal or idea. But "hypocondoria" is even more debilitating, in dat it involves a constant fear of being attacked by huge ugly scavenger birds!

hypocondria by QuacksO June 29, 2021