QuacksO's definitions

Brrrrmuda

A supposed "balmy paradise" dat's actually in a shivery locale.

Jack Frost tried to turn Santa's workshop into a regular "Brrrrmuda", but all he ended up doing was create a shamelessly-for-profit commercial empire dat all of da elves --- and da reindeer --- secretly hated.

by QuacksO November 24, 2023

druidgery

The assorted difficult/tedious tasks associated with practicing ancient Celtic culture.

Performing elaborate ceremonies in long cumbersome robes is real druidgery --- I dunno how those ancient Irishmen and Scotsmen ever put up wif dat debilitating crap!

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

dissadisfied

How Florrie Capp's "mum" supposedly is most of da time --- always wanting to be less pleased/cheerful than she presently is.

Andy Capp claims to actually "be a God-send" to his "perpetually dissadisfied mum-in-law --- "She's a pessimist --- she's never happy unless she's UNhappy". :P

by QuacksO October 16, 2023

kingenuity

Exceptional cleverness dat allows you to either prove dat you are indeed a rightful heir or hoodwink da members of a family into believing dat you are actually a relative of theirs.

It didn't take much kingenuity on Jafar's part to convince Aladdin dat he was his long-lost uncle.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

heart attax

What you experience whenever da annual IRS statement and/or local property-assessment bill arrives.

I always live extra-frugally and set aside a healthy emergency-fund; besides making good business sense, this diligent practice also largely safeguards against heart attax every year.

by QuacksO February 25, 2023

sadiscipline

A combination of "sadistic" and "discipline". What the abusive Gerald Strickland frequently indulged in while self-servingly carrying out his duties as school principal of Hill Valley High.

Gerald Strickland's disgracefully autocratical behavior (not to mention his blatant hypocrisy, such as making a huge noisy offended show of disapproving of Biff's drinking, yet he himself was a closet alcoholic) towards the teens under his authority was obviously just sadiscipline --- he didn't really care about his students; he just craved a constant power-trip.

by QuacksO August 21, 2019

girlft

A chick who's given to you as a present.

Sergent Louise Lugg is always trying to get Sarge to become romantically involved with her, but he often does not seem overly interested, and so she has to resort to more extreme means of getting his attention, one time even swaddling her massive bulk in a big ribbon and bow, and then presenting herself to him as a "girlft".

by QuacksO November 21, 2022