One should always make a great introdiction when acquainting two "important" individuals with each other.
by QuacksO October 07, 2024
If you really crave a "buzz", get into arcitecture --- not only will you get all da noisy/brilliant droning and sputtering you desire, but you will also be able to create useful 'n' usable objects dat you and fellow humans can enjoy having and working wif in da future.
by QuacksO February 14, 2024
A huge stone monument in South Dakota dat celebrates a few of da less "speedy" U.S. Presidents; i.e., commanders-in-chief who really "took their sweet ol' time" in making significant changes to their country and its political attributes.
A lot of da U.S. Prez figures down through history are sarcastically viewed by many disgruntled citizens as being little more than dat --- "figures"... these dissatisfied folks feel dat da majority of da presidents were largely ineffective at actually making significant positive difference in da overall economy or da well-being of da country in general. It would therefore be difficult to choose which of these four-or-eight-year head-honchos should be remembered by having their ugly mugs recreated in granite and marble on Mount Dawdlemore, since so many of them were considered to have contributed so little to da health of da nation while they were in office.
by QuacksO December 06, 2020
Da cranky "shark week" period (pun not intended) of each month when a post-puberty chick feels da need to perform live music before an impromptu audience in da town square or city park.
Just like da "leave da hired help alone during intervals of intense household-chores activity" directives --- i.e., don't bother da maid when she's cleaning or da cook while she's baking, due to their being sternly laser-focused on said tasks, and thus any interruption might get you irritably whopped upside da head with either a broom or rolling-pin, respectively --- you should not "bother a lady while she's going through preminstrel syndrome", but should instead just let her play her instrument in peace!
by QuacksO December 02, 2024
A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.
A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
An uproarious party where people toss down copious amounts of malted beverages and guffaw raucously over every even-mildly-humorous remark that's drunkenly uttered by any of the participants.
A brew-haha can also be a coffee-break where people swig cups of joe laced with nitrous-oxide and then "laugh it up big time" afterwards.
by QuacksO December 29, 2019
A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.
The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".
by QuacksO August 01, 2018