bumper crop

An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.
As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!
by QuacksO February 11, 2023
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cowincedence

A "two things just happening to go down at once" event dat is disturbing, humiliating, etc, and thus causes you to scrunch up your eyelids in response.
Tiffany had finally begun to feel comfy with resting her face on my bare butt, and had actually started to "snuggle up" to me back there, but then in my resulting excitement, I inadvertently "blew a love-puff" right in her face --- what a cranky cowincedence!
by QuacksO May 26, 2021
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keep dad about it

Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.
If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
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I majjin

A humorously-altered/shortened way of saying, "I would imagine so"; it's mostly used to jovially/light-heartedly tell someone else that his guess/assertion about a particular topic --- usually something comparatively minor/trivial --- sounds probable/logical/reasonable to you.
Cool dude #1, examining a discarded trash-bag with medium-length slits in the middle of the bottom and along both its lower sides: I would say that this bag was probably used as an emergency rain-poncho; wouldn't you majjin??
Cool dude #2: Yeah, I majjin --- the bag looks in good shape otherwise, and those slits appear neat and uniformly-positioned, so I don't suppose they got torn accidentally.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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pessemystic

More ready to discount/ignore/criticize a fortune-teller's work than to support or trust it.
I used to be devoutly "OPTImystic" in previous years. but then when I learned that so many of these mediums had been famously busted as frauds, I eventually became decidedly "pessemystic", especially after a few of my own friends lost sizeable fortunes through said quacks' phony activities. In fact, nowadays the whole subject actually makes me "pissemystic" sometimes, in that I partially lose bladder control on some occasions when I hear about yet another cards-and-incense charlatan embroiled in yet another scandal.
by QuacksO August 28, 2022
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hyperdermic needle

A syringe full of powerful stimulants dat will make you look/act like a resident of Missizippy.
One advantage of a "shot in da arm" from a hyperdermic needle --- as opposed to guzzling a cup of strong coffee --- is dat said nerves-kicker won't just "go right through ya" like steaming joe will, and so you'll be able to fully avail yourself of said elevation-buzz without having to repeatedly dash to da WC for da next half-hour.
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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protocoal

Da usual procedures dat a stoker employs when feeding da locomotive's furnace.
Standard protocoal dictates dat da engine's firebox has to be replenished with fresh fuel several times per minute; shoveling would be more or less frequent depending on factors such as how fast you were going, how heavy a load you were pulling, whether you were going up or down a grade, and so on.
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
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