Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.
And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
mugGet the Doppler-effect horn-blowingmug.

credentals

Da background, experience, and employment-history of an "open wide and say 'ah'" doctor.
Routine oral exams can sometimes actually CAUSE cavities, so I am always wary and hesitant about having anyone "care" for my pearly-whites, especially since it's often "like pulling teeth" to obtain said practitioners' credentals.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
mugGet the credentalsmug.
In other words, if you hang out too long on da local pub-stools tossing down tall frothies, you will likely end up "cooling off" in jail after participating in one or more drunken brawls, staggering about in public, committing an OUI offense, etc.
Ethan Couch's infamous drunk-driving event didn't even happen as a result of his being in a tavern --- i.e., he boozed it up while partying at a friend's house --- but he still wound up in a similar "behind bars = behind bars" situation.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
mugGet the behind bars = behind barsmug.

low-hanging fruit

Describes a buxom gal's "melons" dat are fairly "loose 'n' limp" instead of being tautly-firm and perky, and so they droop down and wobble around whenever she bends over.
During our intimacy-sessions in bed, I love asking Tiffany to go down on all fours and position her torso overtop of me so dat I can reach up and savor her low-hanging fruit.
by QuacksO March 31, 2021
mugGet the low-hanging fruitmug.

Searia

A Middle-Eastern country were it's so unbearably hot dat you nigh-get broiled alive if you venture outdoors during da day.
One way to escape da heat in Searia is to rest in a pond or lake during da day; da only prob wif dis strategy, of course, is dat said body of water may literally evaporate in da furnace-hot temperatures, and thus you may find yourself sweltering in a shallow pit of dry mud before da day is out.
by QuacksO December 13, 2019
mugGet the Seariamug.

Paulicy

The normal procedure practiced/required by a certain business, group, municipality/geographical area, etc. regarding people named Paul.
Instance companies would not be allowed by law to have special conditions/stipulations for clients based upon their name alone, but in the case of everyone's favorite giant-sized lumberjack, they might have to make an exception when deciding whether to grant HIM a Paulicy!
by QuacksO August 19, 2019
mugGet the Paulicymug.

sweetmeats

Those “choice and delectable” areas of the human body (male or female) which members of the opposite gender most enjoy seeing and/or touching.
Guy talking to his buddy at the beach: Wooohooooo! Look at the sweetmeats on THAT chick!
by QuacksO November 29, 2011
mugGet the sweetmeatsmug.