QuacksO's definitions

pituation

What you'll find yourself in if you eat lots of fruits with sizeable seeds in da centers.

A pituation can also refer to da scenario dat plays out when you're trying to traverse terrain dat's had a lot of large deep holes dug into it, and so you hafta keep detouring dis way and dat to stay on level ground.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

Coupwait

Da Middle-Eastern country dat delayed a major uprising by slant-drilling into one or more neighboring countries' oil-fields and thus artificially bolstering its economy.

Coupwait may indeed have "delayed da inevitable" by funneling in pilfered "black gold" from outside its borders, but da resulting invasion of said country by said foreign-territories' soldiers created infinitely more strife and destruction than could possibly have been prevented by said illegal acts.

by QuacksO May 25, 2022

black widower

A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.

Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.

by QuacksO May 22, 2018

dyslexiea

Communication-confusion when in da company of anyone named Lexie.

Because he wasn't overly comfortable dealing with children, Alan Grant encountered a major bout of tongue-tied dyslexiea when he was obliged to share a seat in da Jurassic Park jeep with John Hammond's naively-beaming young granddaughter.

by QuacksO February 25, 2025

orifice-outflow overload

Refers to where all of your bodily-openings are all "venting" at once --- i.e., you're simultaneously sneezing, coughing/gagging, farting, etc. --- and so you are unable to adequately monitor them all at once to prevent messy "oopses". It's not unlike what happens when a piece of complex equipment suffers a major malfunction and causes alarms and indicator-lights to go off all over the place, and so you cannot possibly keep track of them all or deal with many multiple issues at once.

Anytime I feel a bout of orifice-outflow overload coming on, I simply shed all my lower garments and race to da nearest WC --- that way, I am safe from any "accidents" because any offending fluid/matter will just go down da toilet or into da sink, rather than soiling my clothes or anything else in my general vicinity. And so far I have yet to be cited for public indecency --- seems dat folks would prefer having to temporarily see me in my birthday-suit rather than mopping up copious quantities of puke/poop afterwards... they merely bring me my pants and briefs again from where I'd haphazardly flung them in my frenzied headlong dash for da crapper, so dat I can re-dress myself in privacy before emerging from the bathroom-stall again.

by QuacksO February 5, 2019

spepper pray

To request divine intervention in a potentially-dangerous situation, instead of relying on aerosol-based capsicum-fluid.

Since it's ridiculously easy to get charged with assault by someone whom you "mace the face" of (for example, the person can always deny that he had intended you any harm, even if you know that he very likely was planning to hurt you), it's a wise idea to just choose spepper pray in all but the most extreme of circumstances.

by QuacksO October 20, 2020

tootleadge

One or more lessons in the art of serenely walking/biking/motoring down the road.

Dat super-impatient sports-cah drivah wif da extra-loud hemi-motor who was tire-screechingly gunnin' it back and forth along the road in front of Marshall Dodge's aunt's house lookin' fer East Vasselboro sure coulda used some tootleadge!

by QuacksO June 5, 2019