QuacksO's definitions

hunter Thompson

Da sub-machine gun dat Uncle Duke takes with him on hiking-trips to shoot game (and possibly John Denver, too, but dat's another story!).

Da Doonesbury cartoon-character Uncle Duke was modeled after Hunter Thompson, which is a hilarious coincidence in dat Duke is very fond of firearms, especially automatic weapons.

by QuacksO May 1, 2022

introdicktion

To tell a gal your name while having sex wif her.

Some guys actually give a male name to their hoo-haws, just like naming a pet. So maybe an "introdicktion" could also refer to telling a chick da name dat you gave your downstairs buddy while thrusting said woodie inside of her: i.e., first drop your pants and show her your huge swollen cock, smilingly saying, "Tiffany, I'd like you to meet James ---" then shove it inside her coochie "--- and his twin brothers, Mike and Mick. He gets very happy and excited when he's inside a warm moist love-tunnel." Begin thrusting inside of her, then continue: "In fact, he gets so gleefully keyed up while he's doing it that he can't keep his lunch down, and so he always throws up, like this ---" (Climax and spurt your hot load inside of her, then sink down on the bed beside her, saying, "Aaahhh... I think he really likes you!")

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Peléeontology

Da study of plant and animal remains found after da volcanic eruption on Martinique.

Peléeontology is a good way to learn about life in da Caribbean during da early 1900's.

by QuacksO February 26, 2021

ameliarate

Da act of making something better dats taken by someone named Amelia.

In Peggy Parish's first book, da title character's exceptional ability at making lemon meringue pies is what ameliarates Mr. and Mrs. Rogers' frustrations wif their new obeying-instructions-literally housekeeper.

by QuacksO October 25, 2025

forfetture

A mandatory "handing over of da goods" --- i.e., hostages, weapons, treasure, etc. --- dat da evil "bounty-hunter Boba" would be forced to make when confronted by ray-blaster-wielding members of the Rebel Alliance who had come to relieve said helmeted villain of his ill-gotten valuables.

As fiercely proud and arrogant as The Great Galactic Fortune-seeker is portrayed as, I imagine he'd totally exhibit a "they'll never take me alive" attitude before he'd even consider making any forfettures to the Rebel Alliance.

by QuacksO January 2, 2020

RAMinder

"Note to self" to avoid forgetting to upgrade/defrag your hard drive.

I forgot dat da local farmer's male sheep would head-butt me if I turned my back on him, and so with my stinging posterior, all thought of performing routine computer-maintenance would have been "knocked out of my head" if I hadn't previously stuck a Post-It Note raminder on da monitor of my workstation.

by QuacksO July 29, 2024

adjewdicate

To perform legal arbitration in accordance with traditional Hebrew teachings/beliefs.

In "Fiddler On The Roof", the citizens of Anatevka express their wish to keep the tsar "far away from us" because they know that his imperious and dictatorial mindset would make him unlikely to unbiasedly adjewdicate any problems or disputes that his government had with them; he would just run roughshod over them and make them bend to HIS will, not rule for the collective good.

by QuacksO February 1, 2020