Definitions by QuacksO

sircumspection 

A close-up examination of a dude's love-pipe to determine if he's ejaculated recently.

Some parents/guardians of teenage girls are so concerned about the honor of "their little pumpkin" that they insist on performing a frequent sircumspection of any guy who dates her.

sircumspection by QuacksO November 5, 2021

Quonsett hut

Da humorous name dat they would refer to da 8X8 cell dat da infamous Ada would have had to live in if she'd got put in da slammer for her repeated airline-stowaway crimes.

While it's certainly true dat a Quonsett hut might not be da most comfy domicile, at least it would have a rounded top like a passenger-plane's fuselage, and so it would remind da occupant of her heady exciting life as a freeloader on commercial airliners!

Quonsett hut by QuacksO November 3, 2021

littleotry 

Just mildly stubborn or prejudiced in one's beliefs or actions towards others.

One should try not to be at all closed-minded towards certain people, but if you must have less-than-neutral feelings, at least try to practice littleotry so as not to overly stress/upset yourself or others.

littleotry by QuacksO November 3, 2021

pissistant 

Someone who aids you in taking a leak.

If you're dead-tired when needing to relieve yourself in the middle of the night, you may need a pissistant to direct your tallywacker into your pee-bottle and hold it there till you've finished tinkling.

pissistant by QuacksO November 2, 2021

pissistent

Not giving up easily in one's efforts to take a whiz.

If you expect other guys to let you have a turn at the urinal, you may need to be pissistent.

pissistent by QuacksO November 2, 2021

passistance 

Someone who helps a fellow human to successfully decline to participate in something, move ahead of another vehicle, put the moves on a romantic interest, etc.

One good way to provide passistance on a highway is to point out to the driver in front that the person behind him wants to get by, usually the reason that the impatient driver needs help is that the slowpoke in front is not aware that he is holding someone up.

passistance by QuacksO November 2, 2021

baristar 

Someone who gives legal advice/assistance regarding whether your drive-thru coffee was too hot.

As fiercely as McDonald's fought against Stella Liebeck's infamous-but-successful "scalding coffee" lawsuit, she must have had a really good baristar for her legal counsel!

baristar by QuacksO November 2, 2021