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Da premium (and premium-PRICED) brand of moo-juice dat your roomie always insists on choosing at da supermarket, and you (A) cannot for da life of you tell any difference in taste from just da regular $1.23-cheaper-per-gallon ($4.99 vs. da $3.76 state-minimum price) "generic" store brand, and (B) always have to end up buying full gallon-jugs (even if there was only a small amount left in da bottle to begin with) of said outrageously-priced premium-brand milk for said roomie whenever you drank his up because you were absolutely crazy-thirsty and da supermarket was closed at da time.
I try to tell my roomie dat da store-brand of milk is actually identical to his confounded Oakcursed brand; the jug just gets slapped wid a different label --- "It's all just da same milk from da same farms and comes from da very same creamery, Dude --- you're just payin' extra fer da premium name!" --- but he won't listen... claims dat "da generic stuff is nasty", whereas da premium brand "tastes a lot fresher and more flavorful". Yeah, right --- just like "da old records sound better", as opposed to da modern CDs dat were made from da very same master-tapes! :P :P
by QuacksO August 11, 2018
Get the Oakcursed mug.Even after a long series of head health honchos have come and gone in da You-Ess-Of-AY, we're still being tortured wif tobacco products and their assorted catastrophic illness effects --- where is da skoopervisor of said "triple H" official workin'???
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
Get the skoopervisor mug.What you hafta pay a brewed-herbs producer each time you serve up a steaming aromatic cup of their delightful beverage.
by QuacksO November 15, 2025
Get the royaltea mug.Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
Get the "stutter key" expense mug.One only hasta look at da cloth-swathed Muzzlim people to see dat dey don't support da idea of speaking freely --- who could understand anything they said from talking through all dat fabric-wadding, anyway?!
by QuacksO January 18, 2022
Get the Muzzlim mug.What yer counsellor recommends to help you feel less distressed/discouraged due to all of da times dat you've showed up in court for nothing 'cuz da case was rescheduled.
My shrink said to "keep adjournal" of all of my useless court-appearances, but it's gotten so numerous dat I think I'll hafta graduate from a spiral notebook to a 3-ring binder!
by QuacksO April 25, 2025
Get the keep adjournal mug.I love ham 'n' eggs for breakfast; fortunately this type of meal is a long-standing tradishion, so pretty much any restaurant serves it in da morning.
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
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