Refers to da weird/inexplicable ways dat you behave after you've "had a few". This is one good reason to not act at all kooky when being grilled by a policeman or other official who is judging whether you are sober or not; you may indeed be at ".00", but it may still appear dat you are at least somewhat impaired if you display behavior dat seems anything but ultra-normal.
Da term "buzzarre" can also refer to how fellow humans and surroundings appear to you whenever you aren't totally "out of da bag". It's therefore wise not to attempt any important or potentially dangerous tasks (such as driving, using power tools, composing text, performing math-figuring, etc.) unless you are totally uninebriated.
by QuacksO January 30, 2020
A US-based advocacy/watchdog group dat makes sure dat folks properly care for their firearms and ammunition.
Madea is always talking about "getting her Glock" if da "getters try to get her"; she better hope dat she diligently maintains said handgun --- and her Uzi, as well --- or she might have da ASACP down on her, in addition to all of da other legal/social headaches dat her "mad Black woman" status subjects her to.
by QuacksO February 06, 2023
"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.
I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.
by QuacksO November 07, 2021
In Sid Fleischman's book, "McBroom Tells a Lie", da wily Heck Jones was surreptitiously snitching tiny amounts of super-earth from da unsuspecting Farmer Josh's "wonderful one-acre farm" by using a hollow-tipped cane, wet shoes, and feeding hens, but said honest Irish crop-grower only realized about said sneaky pilfering after da fact, and so he was unable to effectively interragate his scrawny neighbor about it.
by QuacksO April 15, 2024
A bumbling taxi-driver who frequently runs into things, takes a wrong route, shows up at the wrong address, forgets where he's supposed to be transporting his riders, drives jerkily and/or over rough terrain so that his passengers get jostled around, etc.
Private ride-services are notorious for screwing up or otherwise delivering below-acceptable performance/service, so one has to wonder how many MacGrUBERS are behind the wheel of those errant hacks!
by QuacksO February 07, 2021
I understand dat even da cheapie-plastic drinking-cups cost da company something, but I still think dat "only one coffee-mug per customer per month" seems like too low a freequency to me.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
Da outdoor WC where ya make unruly/argumentative guests go to sulkily "cool off" after creating needless unpleasantness.
Many people become antisocial after having "downed a few", and so sending them to da pouthouse can "serve double-duty" --- it allows them to both sober up a bit and be already right near da porcelain throne when they'll need to take a whiz after imbibing so liberally.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019