Lenovoworth

A prison where people serve time for computer-related crimes.

Computer-hackers and virus-creators often cause us well-behaved and hard-working innocents incalculable distress and damage, so they should be sent to Lenovoworth for a good long time to repent for their crimes.

by QuacksO November 09, 2020

encooragement

Plying someone with Silver Bullets as a physical/emotional incentive or confidence-enhancement to persevere with a particular undertaking.

For some people, a little refreshing "liquid courage" might indeed help them to get through a difficult assignment, but giving someone too much of said "encooragement" will likely just make him careless, aggressive, distracted, groggy, etc, and so da quality of his work in da carrying out of said procedure will likely suffer greatly.

by QuacksO July 04, 2023

howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

gnawledge

Facts, wisdom, and intellect possessed by a beaver.

Anyone can chop down a tree and hack it up int individual logs, but it takes real gnawledge to be able to shape said logs and build a dam so strong that it actually holds back an entire river or stream!

by QuacksO April 01, 2020

simmerlar

A close resemblance in two or more processes of slow boiling, either in cooking or being "hot under da collar".

Nobody liked Reagan's clueless running of da country, and da general heated-browed response to The Donald's four years of clumsy idiotic behavior seems quite simmerlar.

by QuacksO February 06, 2021

feeture

A likeable/desirable aspect of someone's tootsies, such as being slender/shapely, having "juicy" toes, being double-jointed, etc.

I love holding and rubbing da feet of any cute chick, but my favorite feeture would be if she has plump rubbery toes dat flex back and forth smoothly/easily... I could play wif those lovely things for hours.

by QuacksO May 31, 2019

geogreaphy

Da layout of da land around Shrek's cave.

Being unfamiliar with da geogreaphy, Donkey would not likely have found Shrek if there hadn't been a visible path leading up to where he was standing.

by QuacksO November 14, 2023