pepidemic

Coffee and stimulant-imbued soft drinks are super-heavily consumed in da state of Missizippy, with everyone whizzing about in a frenzied cafffeine-buzz --- there is an absolute pepidemic there!
by QuacksO June 30, 2020
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really rely on a rally

What you definitely ought to do if you actually wanna be truly heard.
In numbers there is strength, so you should really rely on a rally of like-minded people to get your viewpoint across.
by QuacksO April 21, 2025
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ass-sistance

What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".
Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.
by QuacksO March 05, 2023
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Messighah

Ultra-orthodox religious crap that is so insipid and improbable-sounding that it makes you "sighingly" bored.
If I hafta hear 'bout da Messighah one more time, I think I'm gonna puke!
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
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snarkotics

Mind-altering substances dat cause irritable and/or sarcastic behavior.
Some people are just ill-mannered jerks to begin with, so it's hard to tell if they're on snarkotics or not.
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
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Gordon Leadfoot

Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.
I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???
by QuacksO May 07, 2020
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blokeally-grown produce

Rural "Merry Old England" lingo for the bounty of fruits and vegetables supplied by nearby male farmers (i.e., "local blokes").
Comedic auto-show host Jeremy Clarkson looks fairly "hale 'n' hearty" to me; perhaps he dines on blokeally-grown produce during his meal-breaks.
by QuacksO November 13, 2018
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