Definitions by QuacksO

doenation 

What you have to make to cure stagnation.

If Bambi is feeling lazy and dull due to inadequate FUNding, perhaps sending a girl-deer to make a doenation for him can help get him moving again.

doenation by QuacksO December 6, 2021

speckulation 

A classic "Objection, Your Honor!" reason, this term refers to someone's merely theorizing regarding how/why a less-than-pristine condition came to be.

Attorney: Now, Mr. Jones, did you observe that the traffic light was about to turn red?
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.

speckulation by QuacksO December 5, 2021

ohmission 

A failure-to-act event regarding electrical resistance of some kind.

One should always check a new anti-static wrist-strap to make sure dat da manufacturer remembered to put in da resistor on da grounding-wire --- an ohmission of dis vital component would likely create a nasty spark-discharge shock through both your sensitive wrist and any static-sensitive component dat you're trying to protect wif said strap!

ohmission by QuacksO December 5, 2021

doenation 

Da feminine equivalent of "stagnation".

If a company or organization is in a STAGnation due to its not having the finances to proceed, it may take a sizeable DOEnation to get things moving again.

doenation by QuacksO December 3, 2021

hobgobblin

A household spirit dat voraciously devours all da edibles it can find.

Little Johnny's mom caught him with his hand in da cookie jar, so he couldn't use da hobgobblin excuse as to why da cookies were disappearing. :P

hobgobblin by QuacksO December 3, 2021

reefund

Reimbursement of payment for a cruise when da boat you were riding in fetched up on da rocks.

Da pilot of our tour-boat was smokin' a REEFER and thus did not observe da shallowly-submerged ledge; we were stuck there for several hours till another boat came to offload us all, and so da cruise-line gave us all a REEFUND.

reefund by QuacksO December 2, 2021

The truth Hertz 

In other words, what da vehicle-rental giant does ain't pretty sometimes.

While it's true dat "the truth Hertz" when you read or hear about it in da news, I am still glad to be informed of their shady shenanigans.

The truth Hertz by QuacksO December 2, 2021