An arrogant "old fart" who claims/thinks dat he/she is knowledgeable/practiced regarding a certain subject, but is actually just an inexperienced beginner.
Tronald Dump purports to be really good at politics and economics, but said arrogant/clueless "Daddy's Boy" is merely an ammature --- long on years, but short on familiarity.
by QuacksO July 07, 2024
Refers to da unclothed state dat a horse usually is, except in da wintertime when he wears a horse-blanket.
Since a four-legged whinnyer is totally neighked virtually all da time, you can usually determine its gender simply by looking between its hind legs to see if it has a you-know-what or not.
by QuacksO October 11, 2020
Maybe if Martin Hyde had had Martin Jekyll in da car with him at da time when he got pulled over for speeding and texting, da "opposites attract" concept might have kinda mellowed things out a bit, and so there might not have been da humiliating nationwide scandal dat brewed up as a result of said disgraceful incident.
by QuacksO February 26, 2022
Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.
Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Dinosaur skeletons tend to be kinda light-colored, and are studied by a PALEontologist. So would a darkontologist be interested in da Dark Ages?
by QuacksO April 16, 2022
Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.
by QuacksO December 02, 2023
A verbal "medicine" of similar calming/soothing effectiveness to dat disgusting pink goo in a triangular-shaped bottle dat you get at Walgreen's; it involves your simply calling up a hot chick and having her confidently/encouragingly "cheer you on" through a difficult endeavor.
I needed to do a chilly/snowy outdoor-task in late Fall, so I called up my best friend and asked her for a little Peptalk-Bimbo while I wheezingly struggled through said gumption-guzzling endeavor.
by QuacksO November 13, 2019