2811 definitions by QuacksO
Cryin' crocodile-tears in da presence of grieving fellow humans, when you're actually feelin' "fat, dumb, and happy" about whatever misfortune has occurred.
Two examples of when one might display simperthy would be if:
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
Not to be confused with the shrewdly-prudent and virtuously-responsible practice of diligently settling your bills "up front and in full" and therefore carrying a zero balance (i.e., your "principle") on your credit card each month to avoid interest-fees, this term refers to the decidedly UNWISE and UNFAIR act of BRIBING (i.e., "paying off") the head-honcho at an establishment of learning (i.e., the "principal"), so that he'll kiss-buttingly bow to your outrageous stipulations and/or preferentially pull strings on your behalf, often to the detriment of others in the school.
Probably Ethan Couch's absurdly-indulgent father initially tried to pay off the principal so that his spoiled-a** Little Prince could be coddled and given unduly-preferential treatment, but then when this failed, he upped the ante by threatening to buy the entire school just so that Ethan could be tutored the way HE preferred him to be.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
Any "floppy 'n' dangly" part of an older person's body that they have become too senile to remember the name of.
Little old lady (indicating one of her wing-flaps with her other hand): I have intermittent pain and numbness in my thingamajiggle here.
Doctor (smiling amusedly at the lady's terminology): Really --- you don't say, Mrs. Jones. Well, I imagine that could indeed be a bit serious --- better step into my examination-room right away.
Doctor (smiling amusedly at the lady's terminology): Really --- you don't say, Mrs. Jones. Well, I imagine that could indeed be a bit serious --- better step into my examination-room right away.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Refers to either:
(1) how da candy-lozenges are placed in da classic spring-loaded dispenser, or
(2) a particular job-level at da famous Austrian candy manufacturer.
(1) how da candy-lozenges are placed in da classic spring-loaded dispenser, or
(2) a particular job-level at da famous Austrian candy manufacturer.
If you're super-diligent as a factory-worker to make sure of da correct "pezitioning" of da candy in da dispensers, management might eventually give you a higher "pezition" on da corporate ladder.
by QuacksO November 17, 2022
Da supposedly-magical-and-therefore-immensely-valuable weaving-device dat's described in da "Emperor's New Clothes" tale, and dat could purportedly create clothing dat would vanish into space and remain invisible except to those individuals in da Emperor's commonwealth who were fit for da position dat they were employed in.
Da two shyster-weavers in Hans Christina Anderson's famous tale of psychology claimed to possess a "priceless airloom" dat created magical garments, but in reality it was just an ordinary weaving-device wif nothing but "thin air" in its thread-processing apparatus.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022
If SATurday is a day of da week when it's okay to rest yer butt on a seat, and Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest, does dat mean dat you can have two days off from labors each week, and so it's only on da other five "STANDARDays" dat you actually hafta git up off yer duff and do any work???
by QuacksO February 10, 2022
Pre-cum that oozes from a guy's love-pipe and helps to lubricate the genitals during intercourse. Y-Y jelly is the slippery stuff that a lady exudes from her love-tunnel.
X-Y jelly and Y-Y jelly can indeed make a nice combination during sex, but often you will need a little K-Y jelly for a truly pleasant and pain/friction-free lovemaking experience.
by QuacksO December 30, 2019