QuacksO's definitions

momularity

Da degree of how much da general public likes/approves of da lady who gave birth to you.

Slick Willie initially had great "popularity" due to his having fathered Cute Chelsea, but then said pubic --- I mean, I mean --- **public** admiration took a major nosedive after it came out dat he'd ALSO gotten his "willy slicked" --- i.e., his guy-pole lubed and coated with "girl cream" --- from a number of ladies other than his also-enjoying-great-"momularity"-of-her-own wife Hillary!

by QuacksO November 15, 2023

emphemera

Vintage tobacco-product ads and other related crap that a select few touched-in-the-head antique-freaks actually view as collectables.

Now that not so many people buy their cigarettes anymore, tobacco companies are gonna hafta resort to making reprints of their old now-illegal ads to sell to emphemera collectors.

by QuacksO May 31, 2018

manureity group

Da comparatively small sector of strictly-organic farmers who refuse to use chemical fertilizers of any kind.

Being in a manureity group can indeed have its advantages, but be aware dat nobody will wanna live next to you whenever you fertilize yer fields, especially if it's on a hot day.

by QuacksO May 1, 2025

negligeence

Irresponsible behavior dat involves wearing a skimpy nightgown.

If you don't want guys to hit on you, da last thing ya'll wanna do is commit voluntary negligeence!

by QuacksO October 18, 2021

alphabetical umpire

bumpire: Someone who monitors da activities of moochers and vagrants, uneven surfaces, or people's posteriors
cumpire: Someone who monitors a virile stud's sperm-production
dumpire: Someone who monitors da bulk-offloading of material
dumbpire: Someone who monitors stupid people and/or actions
fumpire: Someone who monitors what da castle-atop-da-beanstalk-dwelling giant said regarding British hemoglobin

gumpire: Someone who monitors Violet Beauregarde's favorite dental-exercising substance
humpire: Someone who monitors others' tune-carrying abilities, or da droning din of power-transformers and/or minuscule rapidly-flapping birds
jumpire: Someone who monitors others' pogo-stick-type leg-actions
lumpire: Someone who monitors Abner Peabody's best buddy, or abnormal bulges
mumpire: Someone who monitors child-bearing females, others' abilities to invoke da Fifth Amendment, or painful jaw-swelling

Other examples of alphabetical umpires include:
numbpire: Someone who monitors da effectiveness of an anesthetic
pumpire: Someone who monitors fluid-locomotion devices
rumpire: Someone who monitors strong drink or da jiggling of other people's behinds
sumpire: Someone who monitors addition-example solutions or overflow-containment devices
tumpire: Someone who monitors da health of others' stomachs

by QuacksO April 15, 2021

L.bj

What you'd call sucking off da mid-to-late-'60's-era Commander-in-Chief.

Supposedly da 36th Prez had a real "jumbo" between his legs, but it's apparently not well known whether he actually received any "L.bj" da way dat da infamous "Willie and his willy" did.

by QuacksO April 27, 2025

in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023