QuacksO's definitions

carpoohler

A self-centered scofflaw ("Oh, POOH on letting families have their own lane!") who safety-belts adult-sized teddy bears (Winnie or otherwise) and other giant stuffed animals into the seats of his car to simulate human passengers so that he can solo-drive in the lanes reserved for minivans.

Carpoohlers are actually a DOUBLE menace when comes to wasting travel-time on the road --- not only do they clog the lanes meant for families with teens and small children, but then when the cops finally crack down on these I-itis-hearted road-hogs, their check-points/road-blocks further slow down entire lanes of traffic and make everybody even later and more frustrated.

by QuacksO July 8, 2018

Austraylia

Da large south-seas continent where a lot of wayward livestock roams.

Crocodile Dundee preferred da freedom of da bush to da confines of da big city, so perhaps his favorite locale could be termed, "Austraylia".

by QuacksO January 9, 2025

squibble

Portmanteau of the words, "squabble" and "quibble". Humorously used to mean grouching over petty stuff.

I got two rotten fruits in my bulk-produce purchase, but the items were all on sale and that particular store has always been exceptionally helpful and generous to me in the past, so I ain't gonna squibble about it.

by QuacksO April 7, 2020

yearrigation

Copiously watering one's surroundings due to an advanced-age-caused loss of bladder-control.

Taking bowel-and-urinary-tract-benefiting herbs like rhubarb, slippery elm, and saw palmetto can help you avoid "yearrigation" and other waste-expulsion issues once you become an "old fart".

by QuacksO February 11, 2025

My back got lonesome

What you tell your main squeeze to explain why you invited a second hot chick/hunk to come over and spoon you from behind in bed, while you are snuggling your Number One partner in front.

Telling your significant other dat "My back got lonesome" may indeed alleviate his/her emotional discomfort --- i.e., confusion and/or concerns about your wanting to have a "threesome snooze" --- but you should still remember to perform da wrist-twist compromise wif him/her. so as to maintain said forward-located slumberer's physical comfort, as well.

by QuacksO July 29, 2023

ALTERcation

A verbal and/or physical dust-up due to either someone's displeasure at da tailoring adjustments of a prized garment, or someone's decidedly NOT "holding his peace" at a wedding.

A bridal shop should pay due diligence during gown-preparations, to hopefully avoid any ALTERcations stemming from one or more wardrobe malfunctions during a "big day" ceremony.

by QuacksO February 2, 2023

cullture

Social norms and customs among da "floor-sweepings" of humanity.

I try not to be judgmental of my fellow humans based on economic or social status, plus I always root for da underdog, and so I find research of cullture to be a fascinating study.

by QuacksO April 26, 2021