Definitions by QuacksO

Brigham's young 

He surely had a passel of 'em!

I find it difficult to feel overly loyal or respectfully supportive towards a polygamous religious leader who's fathered so many "Brigham's young" children; Warren Jeffs comes to mind as a prime example.

Brigham's young by QuacksO December 28, 2021

Brigand Young 

A dumb-a** Bible-thumping extremist who led bands of marauding followers to ambush and rob innocent travelers and homeowners.

Besides being a prolific robber-baron, Brigand Young also had multiple wives, so I suppose that his resulting many children could be termed to be "Brigand's young", as well.

Brigand Young by QuacksO December 28, 2021

outcum 

Refers to whatever eventually transpires as a result of a dude's shooting his load.

Condoms should always be used during intercourse if a love/lust-crazed couple wants to avoid any undesirable outcums, such as STDs, unwanted pregnancies, etc.

outcum by QuacksO December 28, 2021

inchoire 

To ask about something in regard to singing in church.

I'd like to inchoire how such horridly-off-key and gratingly-out-of-tune individuals ever were permitted to sing in da local Sunday services!

inchoire by QuacksO December 28, 2021

college grudgeuate 

A diploma-toting academia scholar with a major chip on his shoulder regarding one or more aspects of said higher-education experience.

Many college grudgeuates feel dat dey have taken their courses largely for nothing, since either their diplomas are insignificant in da higher-paying employment world, or their study-majors are not significantly in demand in da current business community.

college grudgeuate by QuacksO December 28, 2021

abraided

Emotionally worn down from having yer hair done up in pigtails.

I have always been claustrophobic and stir-crazy, so I always felt really abraided as a child whenever my family insisted dat I have my hair neatly arranged for school.

abraided by QuacksO December 28, 2021

hellth, wellfare, and moreals

What da powers-dat-be feel would be in jeopardy if a child was allowed to occupy an excessive number of deep water-seeking shafts drilled/dug down into da earth.

Home-taught student: Da snooty public school officials stated dat da dey were concerned dat my "hellth, wellfare, and moreals" would be in jeopardy if I was allowed to stay home and receive my tutelage there, but DAT was a BIG laugh... as cruelly and unfairly as I had been being treated in school, it appeared dat da stated-but-not-actually-existing-at-home hazard was in reality MORE likely present AT DA SCHOOL... in other words, I always felt like I was indeed in a major "hell-hole" --- i.e., in a deep "well" --- while attending classes there, and I definitely felt that way a lot "more" often in public school than I did at any time while I was being home-schooled!

hellth, wellfare, and moreals by QuacksO December 26, 2021