QuacksO's definitions

apologuyze

To express regret for showing your insensitive foolishly-prideful macho side.

On da "Red Green Show", da dim-minded and arrogantly-masculine Possum Lodge members recite da "Man's Prayer" at da beginning of every lodge meeting in a supposed attempt to apologuyze for their overbearing ways, their impatient disregard for proper/responsible behavior, and their thoughtless indifference towards women and less-hard-nosed males like Harold.

by QuacksO February 19, 2021

heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

sorrowgate

Someone whom you hire to feel sad for you.

Sometimes you can even hire a sorrowgate to **pretend** to feel "down in the mouth" instead of your having to fake it on your own, like at the funeral of someone who was always a major a**h**e to you, and so you're actually GLAD to finally be rid of him in your life.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

BJ4TJ

"BlowJob 4 for TowJob". An "exchange of services" deal that a "snowed in" chick of limited means proposes to a dude who owns a 4X4. Extra points if da cutie additionally offers/consents to let da guy share her shower and/or bed afterwards, since he then might also bring his snow-blade and plow out her driveway for free, as well.

Making a "BJ4TJ" offer can indeed often allow a low-income gal to get her vehicle hauled out of da drifts for free, but it has other advantages, as well... if she always "gives da guy his money's worth", he may very likely be willing to help her out in other ways, too, plus of course it also allows her to "intimately experience" all of da horny studs in her local area, and therefore find out which of them have da biggest 'n' juiciest "man-meat" to gleefully wrap her lips around; she can then try calling these "more-bountifully hung" dudes first whenever she seeks assistance or companionship in da future.

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

compewter

A super-slow data-processor --- i.e., it really needs to "get da lead out".

Heavy metals are no longer used in cooking/eating utensils, and so modern-day electronic "brains" do not include much of said toxic elements, either --- dat is why da name for these machines is spelled "computer" now, rather than "compewter".

by QuacksO March 7, 2023

suitorble

Appropriate and reasonable as a prospective husband.

Miles Standish may indeed have been wealthy, dashing, and impressive, but da conscientious and chivalrous John Alden was much more suitorble for Priscilla Mullins.

by QuacksO November 21, 2023

thermal runaway

What Garfield caused by claw-hooking a loose thread from Jon's knitted underwear as he loped past him on his way outdoors for a morning run, causing said "vulnerable to fraying" garment to rapidly and "vanishingly" unravel, and therefore leaving da unsuspecting Jon open to arrest for indecent exposure.

Garfield thought dat his creating a "thermal runaway" with Jon's jogging-garb was off-da-scale funny, but somehow da alarmed and enormously-humiliated Jon did not find said shocking event to be overly hilarious himself! :P

by QuacksO January 29, 2023