QuacksO's definitions

Olimpics

A huge quasi-sports shindig where everyone just wilts on the floor and lies there without moving.

The Winter and Summer Olimpics occur immediately after the actual competition, when the athletes are too exhausted from all of their strenuous competing to even sit up anymore.

by QuacksO March 6, 2019

pisston

An engine-component dat really aggravates you.

Whether ya spell it "pisston" or "pissedon", trying to get DAT part of your motor to operate properly during a rebuild can indeed make you so frustrated dat you actually pee your pants!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Amandatory

Required either by or of folks with famous-actress Moore's first name.

In da infamous comedy, "Because I Said So!", Milly Wilder may indeed have initially felt compelled to follow da old-school "always mind your mother" routine, but naturally da lady who portrayed her in da movie did not have to follow da directives of da senior actress who played said matriarch once da cameras stopped rolling --- said compliance was not "Amandatory" for her off-set.

by QuacksO June 29, 2025

amtrebleador

An advocate of higher-pitched sounds and tweeter-speakers.

I wonder if an amtrebleador would have a shrill/squeaky voice?

by QuacksO December 15, 2023

pawthetic

1. Da despicable strategies dat Garfield resorts to in his efforts to get his own way.
2. Similarly-disgraceful acts dat a merely-sperm-donor-level male parent (i.e., "deadbeat dad") performs to arrogantly/selfishly make others do his bidding, avoid child-supporting/raining responsibilities., etc.

Bill Clinton has apparently fathered many "unacknowledged"children ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), but in his typical pawthetic lack of caring or responsibility, he has just let said had-his-fun-with-and-then-left females struggle to raise said love-babies entirely on their own.

by QuacksO March 25, 2020

insinewation

A less-than-pleasant hint or suggestion regarding someone's connective-tissue.

Body-builders detest being asked what energy-drinks they use; in said athletes' minds, the asker's insinewation is that they are relying on said proteins/electrolytes to help them to "bulk up" artificially, rather than just gradually building their impressively-ample muscles through workouts alone.

by QuacksO April 11, 2020

misoggynist

Someone who detests anything that's not totally firm and crisp.

Some people are such dyed-in-the-wool misoggynists that they only want to eat bananas that are green; I prefer bananas when they are just starting to get little brown spots.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019