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The modern-day version of the "ladies and children not admitted" pre-performance advisory-message used by The King and The Duke to lure a larger audience to come and see their pathetically-mediocre shenanigans.
Nobody will ever admit it officially/publicly, of course, but everyone secretly knows that posting da "Viewer discretion is advised" cliché actually has da exact opposite effect for most people --- it makes them all da miore fired up to watch said media! And then of course after it's all over, like as not da viewers bewilderedly glance at each other and say, "That's ALL?! They considered THAT to be too "mature" for younger folks?!?? Why, that wasn't even as bad as da stuff they show middle-school kind in da couyrse of their lessons on history, social studies, science, chemistry, and stuff! Zheeeeesh.... da producers musta given it that rating just to lure people to watch their insipid mundane crap!"
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Get the Viewer discretion is advised mug.A famous (or infamous, depending on who you talk to) religious healer who used sandwich-cookies to improve da overall mood of his less-than-chipper followers.
Father Dioreo may indeed have caused his parishioners to feel better --- temporarily, at least --- after gleefully chowing down on da crunchy brown-and-white-layered confectionery TREATS dat he fed them, but in da end they would have actually been **worse** off than before they partook of said "TREATment": not only would da candy have likely done little or nothing to actually reduce da underlying cause of their suffering, but also they would probably have gained weight and gotten cavities in their teeth!
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
Get the Father Dioreo mug.The "fourth base" form of getting a guy's rocks off --- i.e., da gal's letting him "go all the way" and thrust "inside" of her as opposed to just giving him a handjob or blowjob.
Unless da lady is on birth-control or is otherwise "bodily prepared" so dat she will not likely ovulate, she should insist dat da guy wear a condom before she gives him an inside job, since the purpose of a "job" is merely to get him off, not to perform a "love-injection".
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Get the inside job mug.In da "Red Green" show, Bob Stuyvesant arrogantly calls himself both an industrious dedicated worker for the Department of Natural Resources and an expert researcher on the physics of golf, but that is all just a metafore; in reality, Bob is merely a hot-headed goof-off who clumsily plays golf --- and has frequent temper-tantrums whenever his golf ball goes wildly off course --- instead of actually performing any significant/meaningful labor at his assigned job.
by QuacksO August 14, 2022
Get the metafore mug.A well-hung dude who is extremely "popular with the ladies", and so he is constantly dashing about in his local area to "service" the sex-starved members of the female citizenry.
Early-twenties stud with raging hormones: Dag-blast these critical old-school morality-blabbers --- why should I "settle down with one gal" when I can have fourth-base fun 24/7 as a shuttlecock?
by QuacksO August 29, 2017
Get the shuttlecock mug.Da exorbitant levels of compensation dat a chick requires from hot-in-da-crotch studs so dat she'll drop her moral standards --- and her drawers --- for them.
If a gal is desirable enough and has a significant number of fairly-well-off intimacy-partners, she might be able to live quite comfortably off of looseury alone.
by QuacksO July 19, 2024
Get the looseury mug.If birds of prey originally came from Velociraptors and other similar ancient reptiles, could they be considered modern-day dinosoars?
by QuacksO April 22, 2020
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