QuacksO's definitions

vitrious humor

Acrid "eyeball-to-eyeball" snickery sarcasm between two or more individuals who have taken the concept of "verbal sparring" to an absurd level.

Whenever possible, I always just walk away if someone starts trying to engage me in any vitrious humor; no good can come out of said exchange, and usually nobody truly "wins" in a "Yo mamma's so ___ that..." type of conversation, anyway, so why waste your breath and needlessly strain your vocal chords???

by QuacksO September 18, 2019

sandwich-snooze

Refers to da off-da-scale-delightful action of two mushy-hearted guys savoringly "sandwiching" a hot chick between them in bed, and then all of them contentedly falling asleep for a while.

Sharing a sandwich-snooze is indeed super-pleasurable for all three individuals involved; extra points, of course, if da three of ya sleep together completely naked so dat not only can everyone enjoy warm-skin-to-skin snugglez, but it also allows any or all of said drowsily-joyful slumberers to pleasure his/her thirsting hands (or other body parts, as well, depending on "how far you-all wanna go" with that) on one or both of da other two bedfellows' delectable flesh at any point during said group sleepytime-canoodle.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

roomor

A gossipy tale of "juicy" theory/suspicion dat spreads around among da locals in a certain area if two people "get a room" at a local motel.

In da mid-'80's thriller "Assassination", da film's heroine tells da hero to "sign for one room" at da motel in an effort to throw off their perusing hit-men; she felt dat da risk of a roomor about hers and his sharing a lodgings-unit was small potatoes compared to hopefully staying alive.

by QuacksO May 16, 2021

ackgnawledgement

What beavers would like to be given for their wood-chomping abilities.

If I see a tree cut off flat, I know dat it was da work of a human, but if I see a pointy-ended stump, then I give full ackgnawledgement to our flat-tailed water-dweller friends.

by QuacksO August 27, 2024

environmental exscreamist

Someone who not only cares a lot about clean air and water, but is loudly vocal about it.

Big Biz has a very powerful voice itself, so you need to be an environmental exscreamist if you want your opposing view to be heard.

by QuacksO June 11, 2023

reallahty

What Muslims claim their religion is; they assert dat all other belief-systems are fantasy.

Achmed da Dead Terrorist is always bellyaching about how wrong da philosophies of all of da "infidels" in his audience are as opposed to his own beliefs, but da reallahty of it is dat he's been taught to handle/settle all problems with violence and intolerance, so dat doesn't seem any better.

by QuacksO May 25, 2022

statusfactory

Adequate in da present condition, performance, lifestyle, etc.

Diploma-mills could be jokingly referred to as "status-factory" businesses, in dat they produce impressive-looking achievement-certificates dat can make someone of even mediocre employment-worthiness appear "statusfactory" to prospective employers or business-partners.

by QuacksO March 17, 2024