Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.
The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
by QuacksO November 06, 2021
Get the cover all the basesmug. Soothing applications of fingernails dat you give someone's back in praise/admiration for some major accomplishment dat he's attained, such as landing a job, getting a promotion, becoming engaged/married, etc.
Garfield likes to give Jon his own unique type of "conscratchulations" --- i.e., with the help of his eighteen paws-mounted "little friends" --- but somehow Jon never seems to appreciate said laudatory gestures nearly so much as Garfield enjoys administering them to him.
by QuacksO December 10, 2019
Get the conscratchulationsmug. What opera singers are doing --- they are conversing like normal people, only the words are all set to music.
I'm not much for musicals... a few --- like the Sound Of Music and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang --- are okay, but I quickly get weary of having to sit through all that long drawn-out choruspondence!
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
Get the choruspondmug. Fizzy carbonated ("sparkling") water. So named because it gurgles on its way down yer throat, and ya giggle when it tickles yer tonsils.
Plain water or fruit juice is all well and good, but I love giggle-gurgle, especially on a hot day --- nuthin' like that bubbly "bite" to soothe your dry palate and "deeply" quench your thirst.
by QuacksO August 07, 2018
Get the giggle-gurglemug. Perhaps if Jeff Dunham insisted dat Achmed attend anger-management classes, it would not take so minor of a displeasing event or remark to amount to a "keelyougram".
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
Get the keelyougrammug. Lucy vanPelt squallingly claims dat there are buylaws dat compel Linus and Schroeder to purchase costly gifts for her each Christmas; as with most of Lucy's baseless rants, however, neither of said lads pays much attention to said blubbery hollering.
by QuacksO December 18, 2022
Get the buylawsmug. A supposedly-existing illness incurred from chowing down on too many disgusting-tasting/textured red globular veggies.
Eating beets won't give you "diabeetes" (and in fact, "said red" veggies may actually often **help** wif da "real deal" unstable-blood-sugar disorder), but if your toddler hates to eat dem, you don't need to force dem on him, since there are plenty of alternative foods dat will provide him wif comparable nutritional properties --- examples of usually-more-palatable-and-also-antioxidant-rich delicacies include blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, purple or red grapes, etc.
by QuacksO December 29, 2021
Get the diabeetesmug.