QuacksO's definitions
What you scoffingly retort when you hear a statement of questionable believably aired on your car's satellite-radio.
I saw an urban legend dat Willie Nelson actually sits around and repeats his famous "This is Willie Nelson, and you're listening to Willie's Roadhouse..." etc. many times per day, rather than his statement's just being an audio-recording dat is simply played back at appropriate intervals throughout da day. C'mon, Dude --- seriusly? Like dat famous country-music legend is actually gonna give up his entire singing-career just to blab da same old statement over and over each and every day???
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
Get the Seriusly?mug. What an orchestral conductor with solid FAITH in his easy-listening creations hopefully avoided from fans of other types of music.
If you prefer jazz or rock, there's no need to subject a classical or mood-music artist to Percycution --- nobody said dat you hafta listen to said soft leisurely-paced selections!
by QuacksO June 21, 2024
Get the Percycutionmug. A.k.a. "sideways-hug" or "right-angle cuddle". It involves first standing next to the person whom you wish to canoodle with and using just one arm and hand to gently draw him over to you so that his chest is nestled against your side, afterwhich you affectionately tilt your head over against his and soothingly knead his back and shoulder-blades with your hand.
The sideways-snuggle can also loosely refer to a pleasurable position that you assume while canoodling with someone in bed; it's basically "half-spooning" the person, whereby you are turned on your side and nestling up against your lover, but he is either face-down or lying on his back, and so you are snuggling up to his side and have one arm (and often one leg, as well) affectionately draped over him. This "partial embrace" position is often employed during semi-hot weather, where the person still wants to cuddle wif you but would be too warm if he was totally spooning with you or fully nestling against you chest-to-chest.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Get the sideways-snugglemug. Dude #1, shopping wif his buddy at da hardware store: I'm not sure if I should choose a metric or standard washer for this bolt. Any thoughts, Pal?
Dude #2: It probably doesn't really matter, Bro, as long as da washer fits fairly snugly around da bolt-shank --- no need to agolyze over it.
Dude #2: It probably doesn't really matter, Bro, as long as da washer fits fairly snugly around da bolt-shank --- no need to agolyze over it.
by QuacksO July 18, 2024
Get the agolyzemug. "You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."
Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
Get the Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortablemug. A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.
Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
Get the David Hasselhoffamug. Spay and neuter your feline friends if you don't wanna see a huge purrade at feeding-time every day!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
Get the purrademug.