Minute-evidence study regarding quadruplets.
In an early AFV episode, we see two adorable canine cuties grab a stick at da ends and two more clamp hold of it towards da middle, then all run together wif da stick in an evenly-spaced group; it would definitely take major "fourensics" of da multiple tooth-marks on said branch-section to determine which doggie was holding which portion of da stick in its mouth.
by QuacksO January 26, 2025
Get the fourensicsmug. For a lot of chicks, if you want them to spread their legs for you, treating them to restaurant meals is Arbytrary.
by QuacksO July 11, 2025
Get the Arbytrarymug. Da total "flood" of boos and hisses dat politicians and other bu**s**t-spouting public speakers encounter on an almost daily basis.
A majority of da public is thoroughly weary and doubtful of da statements made by any and all government figures, so you might still get at least some jeerrigation even if you are indeed trying to tell da truth and honestly working to improve current issues.
by QuacksO February 11, 2025
Get the jeerrigationmug. Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.
Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.
by QuacksO August 03, 2025
Get the fiddleitymug. One should always consult a doctor before administering a tranquillizer, since different people/animals may need different substances in said injection to safely and effectively numb da pain during da extractions.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the tranquillizermug. How much fart-gas you have "saved up" to come noisily emanating with a staccato sound like an idling lawn-mower.
Da more baked beans dat you gleefully guzzle, da greater your puttential will be fairly soon afterwards.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
Get the puttentialmug. What domestic cats have for whatever mischief they get into, due to their just being "dumb innocent-minded cuddly fluff-balls".
Garfield knows dat by his simply presenting da wishy-washy-hearted Jon with a dazzling smile after committing some selfish/destructive action, he has total immewnity from any and all disciplinary measures --- "Like putty in my paws!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2023
Get the immewnitymug.