Whatever famous rock star T.L. Barker's settlement with da manufacturer of his crashed plane's tires was, I'm sure it was still a total travisty of justice --- dat "big biz" company's shoddy materials and/or workmanship were at least partly responsible for da deaths of several people on dat plane!
by QuacksO February 02, 2023
An agreement to spread your legs "freely" for someone who loans you money if you are unable to repay said loan after a designated length of time.
Da prob with a promiscory note, of course, is dat you have no guarantee dat da chick to whom you lent da money will keep her word about "letting you milk her", any more than you could count on her paying you back da money she borrowed.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
Where a catchy dance-rune sticks in your mind and hinders you from concentrating on more important stuff.
Ever since that slightly-crazy office-party dance a couple nights ago, everyone in the company has been silently bobbing and swaying in their desk-chairs and pirouetting down the hallways --- I guess that polkahauntus for quite a while.
by QuacksO July 11, 2018
One big leap in techgnawlogy might be the chain saw --- I saw a Stihl Power Tools ad years ago that featured a cartoon of a couple of beavers' discussing how useful (and teeth-saving!) a chainsaw would be for building their dams.
by QuacksO December 07, 2019
A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.
John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.
by QuacksO September 03, 2019
What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
If scribblin' on da dotted line is a real signachore, there are at least two fairly-easy options: either obtaining a rubber stamp with your "self-scrawl" imprinted on it (to prevent fraud, this potentially-super-valuable device should be kept under lock and key except when you're actually using it, of course; it may also require a co-signing witness for da stamped name to be legally binding/acceptable), or have a more-able-bodied fellow human grasp your hand to guide it through the writing process (this again necessitates da assistance of another, but if your muscles/joints are truly so weak/stiff/painful dat you can't even occasionally jot down a few words without great difficulty, then you might wanna have a full-time caregiver at your side, anyway, to help you perform ordinary day-to-day tasks more safely/easily).
by QuacksO January 24, 2023