Definitions by QuacksO

GOPtimism 

What da "elephants in politics" have for their arrogant "big biz" party in Congress.

With da economy and government in da deplorable state dat it is, I cannot see how anyone could honestly have much GOPtimism nowadays.

GOPtimism by QuacksO October 8, 2021

experryment 

What funnyman-actor Tyler performed when first introducing his "mad Black woman" character to da world.

As popular as Madea has become, I'd say dat Tyler's experryment was a huge success!

experryment by QuacksO September 29, 2021

illodgeical 

Describes da generally-lacking-in-common-sense behavior-patterns of da clueless shameless lazy-macho unemployment-check-drawing members of Red Green’s Possum Lake men’s club.

Da insensitive and self-centered dudes at Possum Lodge always deeply resent Harold Green's presence at da lodge meetings, since his caring and creative nature only shows up da other guys' illodgeical mindset and behavior all da more.

illodgeical by QuacksO September 28, 2021

Januwear

Da warm winter duds dat you put on during da first month of da year.

With my weak achy muscles, I prefer to either dress lightly or simply walk around naked, so I super-detest having to don Januwear during da depths of winter.

Januwear by QuacksO September 28, 2021

Januweary 

Da winter-temps-related fatigue dat you feel at da beginning of da year.

Northerner: I always feel totally Januweary after two or more months of bundling up, stoking da stove, shoveling snow, etc.

Januweary by QuacksO September 28, 2021

protocall 

Da generally-mandated/accepted procedure for using da phone in a particular locale.

Da protocall in most jurisdictions is usually fairly simple, straightforward, and obvious --- basically, (1) ask permission before using a phone dat is not yours (like if you're at a friend's house or place of business), (2) "keep it down" during phone conversations, particularly if there are others present in da general vicinity, (3) don't "tie up da lines" for longer than necessary, (4) only use said phone for fairly-necessary and/or of-time-value calls; save non-important and non-urgent calls for when you can use your own phone, and (5) be sure to offer to pay for any toll-calls dat you make on someone else's line.

protocall by QuacksO September 28, 2021

automatic withdrawal

Da intensely-unhappy/stressed/fidgety "I really miss dat" feelings dat you get when someone pulls out the clip-fed Glock from yer holster and replaces it wif a simple rotary-cylinder revolver dat allows you fewer shots per loading, and dat you hafta tediously load da shells one-by-one 'steadah just dropping da empty clip and sliding in a full one.

Madea would definitely suffer MAJOR "automatic withdrawal" if da authorities took away her Glock pistol so dat she couldn't "get da gotters" anymore.

automatic withdrawal by QuacksO September 27, 2021