Can refer to either of two equally-eccentric mental afflictions pertaining to asparagus:
(1) An overall confusion and OCD-like behavior caused by consuming too much asparagus.
(2) An obsession with asparagus and its supposed health-benefits. Often the sufferer will attempt to share said interest/beliefs with others in his community, causing said fellow citizens varying levels of discomfort, often depending upon how much a particular person likes asparagus.
(1) An overall confusion and OCD-like behavior caused by consuming too much asparagus.
(2) An obsession with asparagus and its supposed health-benefits. Often the sufferer will attempt to share said interest/beliefs with others in his community, causing said fellow citizens varying levels of discomfort, often depending upon how much a particular person likes asparagus.
Brer Rabbit surely acted kinda weird sometimes throughout da Uncle Remus tales; we do all know what his favorite food was, though, so I wonder if maybe he had Asparagher's syndrome.
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Refers to the heavy-handed authority and control that Boss Hogg strives to maintain over Hazzard County, assisted by his assorted henchmen such as Sheriff Roscoe and his deputies.
Hazzard County has some of the lowest crime-rates (aside from those confounded DUKE BOYS and that ORANGE CLUNKUH CAH of theirs!) in the state, according to J.D.H. Power & Associates.
by QuacksO September 07, 2018
by QuacksO April 02, 2024
After successfully stocking up on crisp new yellow hexagonal No. 2's in Pencilvania, I headed on up the coast to Vinylhaven to pick up some oldies on LP. Town Manager Susan Lessard was certainly very pleasant and welcoming when I eagerly breezed into her office at the town hall, but then when I asked for directions to the nearest records-stamping plant, she just gave me a puzzled look like she didn't even have a clue what I was talking about ("Well, sorry to disappoint you, Sir, but all of our new-product vendors switched to CDs years ago"), then smilingly suggested that I check out their local thrift shops for a broad selection of nice pre-owned albums.
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Da "hellfire and brimstone" device dat burns you to ashes if you've committed serious wrongdoings during your time as a mortal on Earth.
If I've actually behaved (or rather, MISbehaved!) so horrendously dat "Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over", maybe I don't hafta worry too much about "da horned Evil One" and his insinerator.
by QuacksO December 15, 2019
In da animated short "Pinkologist", da Little Big-Nosed Guy complains dat he suffers constant propinkuity to a certain playful puma; no matter where he goes or what he does, said harmless-but-infuriating four-legged whisker-face always seems to show up not too long afterwards!
by QuacksO March 29, 2023
Refers to da practice of giving da store's clerk your already-rung-up bags of merchandise to hold for you behind da counter, so dat ya can come pick them up later.
Paid-up layaway is a good idea for when you've either (1) car-pooled into da mall with a friend to shop, and thus you do not have immediate/easy access to a vehicle to transport your purchases at da time you bought them, or (2) you've parked a good distance from da shop dat you're currently in, and you've unexpectedly found large quantities of bargain-priced items and/or one or more heavy/bulky pieces of merchandise dat would be too hard to carry or wheel in a cart all da way back to your vehicle. What you do, therefore, is to tie up da shopping-bags' handles to secure da contents, attach paper labels with your name, and leave them with da clerk; dat way, even if a different salesperson is staffing da checkout-counter when you get back to da shop with your vehicle, said new staffperson can just look at da labels on da bags sitting behind da counter, and thus know for sure dat those bags are indeed yours and already paid for, and thus he/she can feel confident and comfy about handing them over to you.
by QuacksO May 16, 2021