Definitions by QuacksO

Gheorgehasm 

Getting off to Zamfir's pan-flute music.

A lot of da "master of da pan flute" musical selections don't interest me too much, but a few of his songs definitely give me a Gheorgehasm!

Gheorgehasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

floorgasm 

When you lose your load from da delight of pressing elevator-buttons.

I've always loved to ride "da Otis invention" any chance I get, but I sure ain't gonna get so stirred up inside dat I'd actually get a floorgasm about it!

floorgasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

drawergasm

Busting a nut over something related to either a lady's panties or a pull-out tray.

Some guys are so horny dat dey would have a DOUBLE "drawergasm" if dey slid out a walled shelf in a gal's bureau and saw her collection of lacy/filmy undergarments inside.

drawergasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

alphabetical orgasms 

Refers to da act of getting off on various situations and circumstances, such as:
BOARgasm: research about/interaction wif wild/male pigs
BOERgasm: research about/interaction wif Dutch/Huguenot settlers in Asia

BOORgasm: partaking in "crude 'n' rude" behavior
BOREgasm: creating holes or being dull-natured
COORgasm: guzzling a Silver Bullet
COREgasm: surveying da remains of a thoroughly-eaten apple
DOORgasm: being invited inside a dwelling
FOREgasm: hitting a golf ball (can also refer to premature ejaculation while engaged in "getting in da mood" activities)
FOURgasm: involving yourself wif dual twos of something
GOREgasm: research about/interaction wif da infamous "An Inconvenient Truth" politician, or anything regarding da infamous "Old Blood 'n' Guts" 4-star general
HOARgasm: anything gray or grayish-white
LOREgasm: studying/recounting tales from yesteryear
MOORgasm: researching/trekking broad grassy meadows
MOREgasm: when receiving anything additional

NORgasm: when neither option is available or doable
OARgasm: when paddling a boat
ORgasm: when given a choice of two options
OREgasm: when you "hit pay-dirt"

Additional examples of alphabetical orgasms may occur when:
POORgasm: being unable to "keep up wif da Joneses"
POREgasm: getting goosebumps
POURgasm: seeing liquid dispensed
ROARgasm: performing a loudly-celebratory "I da MAN!" chest-pounding routine after "getting lucky" wif a female
SOARgasm: when you perfect using a hang-glider
SOREgasm: anything regarding grumpiness or painful skin/muscles
TORgasm: anything regarding a rocky outcrop or hill
TOREgasm: when gleefully ripping things apart
TOURgasm: when partaking of a guided group-stroll
WARgasm: anything combat-related (da arrogantly-bold old-school military leader mentioned above likely experienced lots of these)
WOREgasm: researching/experiencing garments of some kind
YOREgasm: taking a trip down Memory Lane
YOURgasm: paying attention to/sharing resources wif someone else

alphabetical orgasms by QuacksO January 23, 2022

s'moregasbord 

A meal of different preparations of toasted-marshmallow sandwiches.

I tried pretending dat my heaped plate of raw broccoli and Brussels sprouts was a s'moregasbord, but somehow this mindset didn't help said horrible-tasting/textured chlorophyll-rich greens to go down da hatch any more easily!

s'moregasbord by QuacksO January 22, 2022

exsperryment 

What da inventor of fancy non-slip footwear did to find da ideal tread-pattern.

Famous footwear-inventor Paul S. fashioned an exsperrymental shoe-sole using grooved patterns like those dat he observed on da pads of his dog's feet; said four-legged companion never seemed to slip on wet or icy surfaces, so da brilliant engineer figgered dat human shoes designed in da same way might provide superior traction, also.

exsperryment by QuacksO January 21, 2022

take it for granite 

To presume dat something is "rock solid".

Prudential Financial uses da Rock of Gibraltar as their logo, but even in their case, one should not automatically "take it for granite" dat dey will keep you fiscally secure in all aspects and areas of your life.

take it for granite by QuacksO January 21, 2022