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What da spider famously tried to play on da fly through verbal enticement --- i.e., inviting in said buzzy being with promises of fine and homey accommodations.
Even modern-day folks could take a lesson from Mary Howitt's early-1800's kiddie-poem --- there are always gonna be plenty of deceitful shysters around who will try all number of "parlor tricks" on you in an attempt to lure you into their "webs of deception", such as financial scams, empty promises of romance, false/exaggerated claims or destitution, etc.
by QuacksO July 11, 2023
Get the parlor trick mug.Da alternative type of brain-surgery operation dat you'd hafta perform on someone who's always "had his head up his a**".
I wonder if a dude who is always "looking for a piece of tail" would also be someone who'd need a lobottomy to cure him of said undesirable behavior??
by QuacksO January 18, 2023
Get the lobottomy mug.Rather than having separate sawdusty-dry magazines/newspapers and perioddicals, why not just mix in a bit of both types of news into one publication, so dat readers can feel moderately interested in said publication's content during da whole process of reading it from cover to cover?
by QuacksO August 10, 2021
Get the perioddicals mug.A "typically degree/number of occurrences under these particular circumstances" figure regarding whether "Da Great One" will favor you.
Da term "blessedimate" could also refer to how often dat you will get da standard verbal response after you sneeze; said percentage would depend on factors such as how many times per day dat you typically discharge your nasal-cannon, what portion of your waking hours you usually spend in da company of others, whether said fellow humans are comfy/familiar with voicing said comment, etc.
by QuacksO April 9, 2025
Get the blessedimate mug.Da "brutal truth" dat causes a person or animal to loudly vocalize in less-than-thrilled reaction/protest.
Jon Arbuckle may not have realized at first dat Garfield was gonna feel tremendously upset when Jon made him go on a diet, but da drastically-reduced volume of edibles in said tubby tabby's food dish conspired to show Jon da bitter reyowlity of Garfield's feelings on da matter!
by QuacksO October 18, 2021
Get the reyowlity mug.A temporary period of abstaining from any and all positive or neutral emotions regarding one or more people, but instead feeling extremely unfavorably towards them.
Something like Darth Vader, Adolf Hitler started out his life on a fairly positive wholesome note and may have originally planned to only have a hihateus towards those humans whom he perceived as enemies, but his growing insanity and personal turmoil soon caused his incensed delusional despising of said factions to totally spiral out of control.
by QuacksO December 30, 2019
Get the hihateus mug.Refers to where a cute chick playfully buries her cute feet in da sand in a giggling "playing hard to get" gesture, and so you hafta "go treasure-hunting" --- i.e., seekingly burrowing in said pulverized-rock medium --- in order to find her lovely warm lower extremities so dat you can savoringly cradle and massage them.
Tiffany always makes me do some major "sole-searching" whenever I wanna rub her feet, but this only makes my eventual success at gaining access to said precious shapely velvety tootsies seem all da sweeter.
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
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