exsperryment

What da inventor of fancy non-slip footwear did to find da ideal tread-pattern.

Famous footwear-inventor Paul S. fashioned an exsperrymental shoe-sole using grooved patterns like those dat he observed on da pads of his dog's feet; said four-legged companion never seemed to slip on wet or icy surfaces, so da brilliant engineer figgered dat human shoes designed in da same way might provide superior traction, also.

by QuacksO January 21, 2022

Exspermament

Sexual experimentation

Our sex life seemed to be getting dull so we tried some exspermamentation.

by RainbowMoose November 14, 2011

experryment

What funnyman-actor Tyler performed when first introducing his "mad Black woman" character to da world.

As popular as Madea has become, I'd say dat Tyler's experryment was a huge success!

by QuacksO September 29, 2021

Excherrymental

When a brewer loses his mind trying to concoct a new experimental cherry beer.

Pal: Hey did you figure out how much of that vanilla cream cookie extract we need to add to those cherry spike samples yet?

Scottie: Fuck no I'm about excherrymental on these calcs. How many microliters are in an oz again?. Man fuck this micropipette shit I'm going to get a fiver of Bourbon Bent.

Goose and Zac: Yeah dude it's no math friday (...as they follow Scottie to the taproom)

by Palsbrew January 31, 2023