Ethan lazin'-around-on-the-Couch should be inoculated with the indigencetion virus, so that his sorry ass can actually experience that legitimately-distressing condition as a "counter-malady" to his pathetic cry-baby "affluenza" excuse.
by QuacksO March 12, 2017
Get the indigencetionmug. Don't "mess wif da cannibull" --- you'd have more than his cranial-lances to worry about! Taking away his credit card wouldn't help, either --- rather than "charging", he actually "goes carnivore" on yer a**.
by QuacksO August 03, 2023
Get the cannibullmug. Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
by QuacksO June 09, 2020
Get the alphabetical obligationsmug. A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.
by QuacksO February 28, 2019
Get the assertainmug. Refers to a comparatively-brief period during which you perform/suspend a certain action/practice due to your being seethingly upset at that time.
I eventually became hot and frustrated while feverishly trying to rebuild my hydraulic floor-jack, so I temperarily took a walk down to the seashore to cool my brain, then strolled back an hour later and was able to successfully finish the repair.
by QuacksO April 03, 2019
Get the temperarilymug. Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.
To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!
by QuacksO December 30, 2020
Get the mourning aftermug. To be an effective moderator at a Belchers Anonymous meeting, one needs to have at least a general knowledge of fizzyology.
by QuacksO November 14, 2022
Get the fizzyologymug.