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If da Obi-chon Hardware chain had stocked spare spaceship parts, maybe da Reisistance members wouldn't have had to stop for replacement parts at da shady salvage yard.
by QuacksO June 30, 2023
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Get the gabnormal mug.Winston Rothschild may have started out being obcessive-compulsive about his less-than-pleasant employment, but he soon learned dat it's da overall volume of product pumped dat really matters, not how totally empty you get a particular customer's septic-tank. His customers are always pleased --- one of da many slogans he goes by is "We're number TWO!"
by QuacksO July 8, 2021
Get the obcessive-compulsive mug.Da sister of a child's parent who does little to further said little one's upbringing, maturing, education, etc.
Da typical auntie-hero is a lady who both disregards what a child's parents are trying to teach him, AND in fact becomes an unhealthy "hero" to said pint-sized human by refuting da less-palatable-but-correct teachings and necessary directives of said parents, often even doing da exact opposite of da child's mom and/or dad, such as allowing him to behave in a wild and unruly manner, not insisting dat he perform his duties/chores, giving him money and/or rich/sugary foods, etc.
by QuacksO January 12, 2023
Get the auntie-hero mug.Someone who makes a detailed history-study of da human race, and then publishes his findings dat are laced with regretful remarks and penitent statements regarding our deplorable behavior over da past millennia.
Da Bible seems to gloss over --- and even sometimes glorify --- accounts of horrendous violence and debauchery; what we need to do is find a good anthrapologist to carefully go through it and re-work its text to show how disgracefully da described characters truly acted, express how sorry he is about said wanton misbehavior, and lay out specific advisories about da drastically different ways dat modern readers should perform in order to "be better than dat".
by QuacksO January 9, 2023
Get the anthrapologist mug.As big luscious lips as Monica Blewinsky has, I would imagine that she could have blowviated anytime she wanted; I am amazed dat there were not a long line of guys standing outside the White House waiting to be "serviced" by her, instead of just da Prez.
by QuacksO April 7, 2020
Get the blowviate mug.A bumbling taxi-driver who frequently runs into things, takes a wrong route, shows up at the wrong address, forgets where he's supposed to be transporting his riders, drives jerkily and/or over rough terrain so that his passengers get jostled around, etc.
Private ride-services are notorious for screwing up or otherwise delivering below-acceptable performance/service, so one has to wonder how many MacGrUBERS are behind the wheel of those errant hacks!
by QuacksO February 7, 2021
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