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Seeing as how so many overly-indulgent parents carelessly give their bratty/thoughtless children BB-guns without ensuring dat said pint-sized aspiring marksmen would be capable/willing to handle said dangerous devices responsibly, da dockets of any local apellet courts are probably crammed to da gills most of da time with lawsuits regarding shot-out windows, dented mailboxes, etc.
by QuacksO March 27, 2020
Get the apellet courtmug. A "big fish in a small pond" as far as academics was concerned --- i.e., it was a dolphin-like reptile dat knew a lot of different words for things, and so it was viewed wif awe by its fellow water-dwellers.
As far as we know, none of da dinosaurs or other ancient Earth-dwellers could read or write, so what need would they have for an ichthesaurus???
by QuacksO May 1, 2025
Get the ichthesaurusmug. "A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassemblymug. Tronald Dump claims to be some "scintillating" genius who has all da answers, but his actual "brilliance" is hardly sunonymous!
by QuacksO February 16, 2025
Get the sunonymousmug. Some Grammafications are right on da money, such as dat you'll likely get injured if you run in locations dat are unsafe for moving at a greater-than-walking speed. Others, however, are not so rooted in actual solid fact, such as dat you'll run a high risk of getting polio from playing in a clean dry roadside ditch, or dat if you keep crossing your eyes, they will stick that way.
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
Get the Grammaficationsmug. Da undesirable consequences dat a carnivorous predator will face from da curly-horned male in da ovine herd if said marauding canine/feline gets too close to da ewes and lambs.
Da term "ram-ifications" can also refer to da specs (i.e., diameter, length, pushing-force, etc.) of a hydraulic piston used in a piece of machinery, such as an earth-mover, log-splitter, etc.
by QuacksO February 10, 2020
Get the ram-ificationsmug. I'm really not too much into myrrhical cures, but I do appreciate how da gummy resin is sticky and spongy, and so it plugs small holes pretty well.
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Get the myrrhical curemug.