Everyone knows dat Gramma's baking is always da best, so her tasty flour-creations are ideal roll-models for aspiring cooks to emulate.
by QuacksO August 12, 2021
As a teenager and in Original Timeline 1985, Biff Tannen was always hurling wimplications at George McFly; in reality, da arrogant Biff was just as big a coward as George, but he used bullying tactics to cover up his own feelings of insecurity.
by QuacksO November 03, 2022
A great show of being chaste and godly, when in reality the person simply hadn't been able to find any "willing" fellow humans, and so he is merely wishing to disguise this fact so that others won't wonder why he never gets laid.
Little Tommy Shaughnessy was feeling so dissatisfied and humiliated from not being able to find a "hole for his pecker" that he'd been seriously considering taking a vow of celibacy in order to have an acceptable excuse if any of his buddies asked him why he wasn't "getting any"; as a last-ditch attempt to alleviate his plight before resorting to such an extreme, however, he tried tricking the local priest into revealing the names of all the local "loosey goosey" females, and was joyfully surprised when the naive priest did just that, and unwittingly provided him with "five good leads".
by QuacksO July 03, 2019
My horses hate being stuck in da barn during da winter, so during warmer spells and as early as possible in the spring, I always open da stall-doors and give them lots of outdoor frolic-time to recooperate.
by QuacksO December 14, 2020
"Needling" treatment dat supposedly helps ease da assorted searing pains of Arthur Itis and Charles Horse.
I don't usually think too much of da modern "drugs and surgery" way of treating chronic aches and soreness, and I'm all for exploring alternative medicine and ancient cures. But I just can't help wondering if wrackupuncture would really improve matters overall --- it seems like you'd just end up causing even more 'pain in da butt" misery, since you'd now have lots of tiny pin-pricks all over you, in addition to your cramped spasmy joints and muscles!
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
Describes da untrue nature of da tongue-in-cheek "cell phone static" joke regarding da infamous Kenneth-Lay-founded mega-biz establishment in Texas.
Da preposterous "Cell phone static made da honest-and-honorable directive, 'Ship da documents to da Feds' sound like, 'Rip da documents to shreds'" theory was completely enroneous --- da company's corrupt officials did indeed destroy massive amounts of evidence, plain and simple.
by QuacksO February 18, 2022
A periodic warm-water flush of da auditory-canals to clean out all of da dried BS-residue dat has accumulated there from listening to politicians and neighborhood a**h**es spout their deceitful and/or self-serving rhetoric.
If you seem to be going deaf after having suffered through a myriad of boring or not-of-good-faith meetings/lectures, try asking your doctor to give you a good hearrigation first; it might just be gloobered-up vellus-hairs.
by QuacksO February 11, 2025