adverse possession

Refers to where one restless spirit that currently commands a person's body is being displaced by a competing entity that also desires control over said human.
In the famous movie "Ghost", Sam Wheat had to solicit tutelage from his saggy-eyed "lost soul" acquaintance in the subway before he could take adverse possession of Carl Bruner and Willie Lopez, and prevent them from committing additional crimes.
by QuacksO June 07, 2020
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Albuquirky

Da large New Mexico city where a lot of oddball shenanigans occur.
Why should I resign myself to visiting a boring everyday metropolis when I could be entertained wif loopy adventures 24/7 in Albuquirky?
by QuacksO February 29, 2024
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subpeony

A non-existent legal paper that supposedly requires its recipient to buy/send/bring flowers to the person issuing said legal edict.
Lucy Van Pelt wishes she could serve a subpeony on her brother Linus and heart-throb Schroeder to compel them to give her presents on Christmas, her birthday, etc.
by QuacksO February 07, 2018
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clairevoyant

Someone who possesses supernatural perception-capabilities regarding women named Claire.
Someone who is clairevoyant could make a great spy if he is paired with another agent named Claire, since he could then receive information from her while she was seeking data inside "enemy territory"; she could merely "beam" messages to him with her mind, without her needing to have any cameras or radio-transmitters that could be found if she was searched by any adversaries.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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addannoyeds

Small portions of tissue at da rear of your nasal-passages dat create even MORE upsets and aggravations back there, rather than help to block out and reduce said irritations.
Having whiny/petulant people around to "pester and fester" you can really inflame your addannoyeds!
by QuacksO October 08, 2023
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fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!
Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 05, 2018
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constummated

Refers to the first time that a newly-married couple partakes of a meal that requires the use of strong laxatives afterwards.
What with all the sugar and starch in most wedding-cakes and other junk-food goodies served on "the big day", the new bride and groom may become "constummated" within just a few hours of gluttonously stuffing their faces with said empty-calorie-laden "sinful delights", even before they have a chance to "consummate" their marriage.
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
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