Definitions by QuacksO

rainbow greeting

A smilingly-playful salutation dat consists of da phrase, "The color between orange and green." Translation: "YELLOOOO!"

A rainbow greeting is da greatest --- why just SAY hello when ya can YELL it? :D

rainbow greeting by QuacksO May 7, 2022

blather, wince, repeat 

Refers to da stressful/humiliating "sudsing" dat da residents of a particular area painfully go through over and over during each and every election year, whereby they hafta sufferingly listen to all of da different candidates' make yackety-yack a blue streak and spew lofty proclamations and promises, only to have most or all of said glistening concessions come crashing down and be forgotten after one of da candidates actually takes office. Or in da case of especially blatant campaign-promise-breaking and/or serious political misbehavior, dat last word could instead be "retreat", as in, running off and hiding somewhere in shame/guilt/fear, either by the elected official himself when he knows dat his citizenry is mad at him, or by da sector of citizens who had voted him in and had enthusiastically touted him during da campaign as being such a great guy who was gonna step in and save da day, only for him to just casually renege on all of dat wonderful clap-trap and "practice business as usual".

Da term "blather, wince, repeat" could also refer to da "financial shampooing" chicanery --- i.e., money-laundering of campaign contributions --- dat "comes out in da wash" during or after da election.

blather, wince, repeat by QuacksO May 7, 2022

shampoorone 

A rigorously-watchful "dutch uncle" or "battle-ax aunt" who hangs around and makes sure dat someone washes his hair correctly and thoroughly.

Da term "shampoorone" could also refer to a similar type of eagle-eyed honesty/diligence-freak as described above, but one who instead simply monitors da shower/bathtub while two individuals are sharing a scrub-a-dub, to make sure dat no "funny business" goes on during said "steamy" encounter.

shampoorone by QuacksO May 7, 2022

determinator 

Dat grim leather-jacketed dude wif da sunglasses who possesses dogged perseverance and dedication in his endeavors to bump off people.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist has quite a self-proclaimed "determinator" status himself, yet he never seems to be able to actually follow through on his "keeling".

determinator by QuacksO May 7, 2022

Shovelet 

An old square-bodied pickup truck dat both looks like da scoop-blade on a spade and can push some serious snow wif a plow on da front. Gun-rack in da back window optional.

Whether a Silverado or Scottsdale, you can't beat an old simple-lined Shovelet for rugged good looks and reliable performance --- it'll both haul heavy loads and get you 'n' yours from Point A to Point B!

Shovelet by QuacksO May 5, 2022

pragneant 

A dressing-up bash where a number of da male audience-members totally "go rabbit-crazy" from da "beauty overload" on stage, and thus a lot of said lovely female contestants later get puffed-out abdomens.

Many happy child-bearing couples have first met and "paired" at beauty pragneants, but in general it's still not an overly-wise practice to jump someone's bones within mere minutes of first laying eyes on each other.

pragneant by QuacksO May 5, 2022

vulvnerable 

Refers to either a horny guy's lack of abstinence-resolve whenever he sees a pair of luscious coochie-lips, or a gal's similar inability to say no to "proceeding to fourth base" due to her being totally "hot between her own legs", as well.

If a guy is having trouble getting a gal to spread her legs for him, there are various female-libido-boosting foods and herbs dat are perfectly legal to possess and consume, and so he could try feeding some of them to her in hopes of getting her more "revved up" and vulvnerable to his advances.

vulvnerable by QuacksO May 5, 2022