QuacksO's definitions
A supervised "let's see if you can be a good boy now" release from da slammer after having served time for either a baking infraction or partaking of a straw-padded bouncy-bouncy wif a farmer's daughter up in da loft of da family's barn.
Against da terms of my early release, I baked some excessively-sugared croissants to bribe da horse-girl chick next-door to gigglingly accompany me up to da hay-loft in their barn and spread her legs for me ---- talk about a double paroll-violation!
by QuacksO March 25, 2023
Get the parollmug. Tiffany appreciates any beauquet that I give her, even if I just gathered them myself from naturally-growing stands instead of buying cultured blooms from a store.
by QuacksO June 11, 2024
Get the beauquetmug. How high-tines high-society city-slickers view da "country bumpkin" common-folk.
So da high-falutin' rich bugs in da metropolis think dat we "backwoods" people are all just a bunch of "backwuhds" hicks, do they?! Well, excuuuuuuuuse me --- we may indeed not be all sniffy and refined like they are, but I'd like to know if very many of THEM would know how to change a flat tire or sew on a loose button themselves like we-all do!!! :P
by QuacksO March 20, 2023
Get the backwuhdsmug. We serve oatmeal for any of our school's students who actually want it, but I don't insist dat they all consume huge bowls of it for their morning meal --- I don't want said impressionable youngsters to invalidly think dat da cafeteria-workers are part of a "judishiary committee". We offer other healthy selections like shredded wheat and milk, whole wheat pasta and tomato sauce, chopped-fruit cups, scrambled eggs, whole-grain buttered toast, and cinnamon applesauce.
by QuacksO April 22, 2025
Get the judishiary committeemug. That stupidly-uncooperative electromechanical switch on your car’s starter that always malfunctions at the worst times, causing you to feel extremely put out.
The sillinnoyed on my car decided to "go dormant" this evening when a local fellow of "questionable nature" stopped by to ask me for a ride, but I think that maybe it was actually just as well that the engine didn't crank in that instance, since I have serious doubts that the dude would actually have been able to come up with the two bucks in gas-money that he’d promised me (“I’m broke myself, but I can ask the other folks in the house for the money when we get there.” Yeah, right --- as if any of his equally-deadbeat pals would likely have had any spare cash, either?!). After he’d walked far enough down the road to be out of earshot, I tried tapping lightly on the starter and switch-housing with a hammer, and then the engine whirled right over… I've always considered my old clunker to be a good and faithful friend to me, so I wonder if perhaps Jalopy had been trying to tell me something, like that maybe I should stop giving people a ride unless they actually have gas-money with them to pay me up-front for said ride.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
Get the sillinnoyedmug. Maybe a woodchuck could do nonechucks with heavy pieces of firewood, but could he swing two sticks connected by a rope or chain?
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
Get the nonechucksmug. What John Hammond thought he had by creating Jurassic Park, but which actually just ended up in disaster.
In "Jurassic Park II --- The Lost World", da greedy entrepreneurs who came along after Mr. Hammond to try to re-commercialize da island thought they possesssed a huge scoop of InGenuity, as well, but their own clumsy bombastic endeavors ended up in shambles, just like their benevolent predecessor's efforts had.
by QuacksO December 17, 2020
Get the InGenuitymug.