QuacksO's definitions

indispewterble

Da unable-to-be-contested status of da assertion dat using lead in da construction of serving-utensils is a bad idea.

An online article stated dat it's indispewterble dat lead-based tableware is toxic; da fact dat I read it on my laptop makes it "indisputerble", as well.

by QuacksO July 31, 2024

splaymate

A "willing" chick who always assumes da spread-eagled position whenever you want it.

I love intimacy as much as any guy, but I value a lady's "whole package" friendship most of all, and so I am not just after what's between her legs. So I don't really care all that much if she is a "splaymate" or not; I mostly desire her closeness and warm affection da most.

by QuacksO February 26, 2020

lessoff

A smaller degree of being intellectually powered down, similar to a "more-on".

A basic IQ test might determine if your brain is "lessoff" than that of a "moreon"

by QuacksO August 24, 2025

petential

Da degree of suitability for a household companion dat a particular living creature would likely be.

Da kid who "wants a hippopotamus for Christmas" should consider da "petential" for said huge lumbering herbivore in TWO different aspects --- first, whether he would truly want dat big or heavy an animal around all da time, and second, whether said behemoth would actually wanna be "PETted" to any degree --- they're wild animals who have a tendency to spook easily and be aggressive. So perhaps a somewhat-smaller and less-unpredictable mammal would be better suited for said young four-footed-friend lover, like maybe a goat or donkey.

by QuacksO July 12, 2025

assccess

Refers to the state of someone's permitting you to touch his/her posterior.

Tiffany usually allows me unrestricted assccess to her juicy "real estate"; she just asks that I remember to always warm my hands first.

by QuacksO March 9, 2019

gnawvice

An inexperienced beaver.

Examining da pointed ends of animal-incisor-felled trees is a good way to tell how much of a gnawvice at tree-harvesting da flat-tailed cutter of said timber-specimen was.

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

Megoslavia

Da little-known European country where da crappy-a** Mego automobile was manufactured.

If da lousy-quality Yugo and Mego cars were built in Yugoslavia and Megoslavia respectively, was da equally-substandard Wheego "jointly" made by both countries combined ("We Go"), or is there actually a third empire with an equally-deplorable set of manufacturing-standards???

by QuacksO May 3, 2020