Psychic/fortune-telling bullcrap dat's supposedly drawn from da particulars of how and where you stacked da cows' "square meals" in da hay-loft.
I tried to do an astrawlogy-reading for someone based on da unique pattern of da scattered white-plastic-wrapped "cattle-marshmallows" in da nearby alfalfa-field, only to then find out dat said bales weren't even on da guy's own property, but a neighboring one. What a humiliating disappointment!
by QuacksO December 22, 2021
Get the astrawlogymug. What Tow Mater's non-passenger-vehicle buddies feel like they've experienced after a complete overhaul.
I never could figger out why Tow Mater never seemed to want to have his missing hood or headlight replaced; maybe he was actually proud of his "worn 'n' weathered from decades of hard work" appearance, and so even a basic restoration like that would have seemed like too much of a reintrucknation to him.
by QuacksO September 24, 2022
Get the reintrucknationmug. If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and
(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!
(A) don't drive while impaired, and
(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the criminal wreckordmug. Monotypical ideas are formed by using just one portion of the brain, whereas stereotypical thinking utilizes both sides.
by QuacksO October 25, 2018
Get the monotypicalmug. Youth-camp chef: Preparing simple pre-packaged meals for da kiddos does indeed get kinda methawedical after a while, but seeing da delighted looks on said pint-sized people's faces as they're eagerly chowing down on said tasty comestibles --- and hearing them gleefully exclaiming about how good da food is and thanking me gratefully for preparing it for them --- makes said semi-drudgery all worth it.
by QuacksO January 10, 2025
Get the methawedicalmug. I am not much into Poeetry or horror stories, but I did really like The Great Edgar's more-light-hearted tales, "The Gold Bug" and "The Purloined Letter".
by QuacksO January 24, 2020
Get the Poeetrymug. Refers to where you get so incredibly horny dat you sneak into a farmer's field and hump all of da watermelons or pumpkins.
Besides describing da act of drenching a produce-farmer's ripening ground-fruits in jizz, da term "cropulation" can also work well for referring to your partaking of a delightful "roll in da hay" wif da farmer's daughter (who most likely had gotten super-wet between her OWN legs after catching you making out wif da eggplants, and had therefore invited you to instead "partake of da real thing" wif her), since you'd be utilizing some of da also-harvested-from-a-field aromatic feed-bales both as padding on da barn-loft's floor and as concealment of your sordid-but-sumptuous bouncy-bouncy wif said straw-hat-and-overalls-clad damsel.
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
Get the cropulationmug.