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Whatever famous rock star T.L. Barker's settlement with da manufacturer of his crashed plane's tires was, I'm sure it was still a total travisty of justice --- dat "big biz" company's shoddy materials and/or workmanship were at least partly responsible for da deaths of several people on dat plane!
by QuacksO February 2, 2023
Get the travisty of justicemug. ED is most definitely NOT an issue for me; in fact, da only trouble I have wif my penis's performance is its "jumping to attention" too EASILY and staying hard too LONG, and so I would hardly need any "firmware updates"!
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
Get the firmware updatemug. Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
Get the I need to feed my geesemug. Nobody wants to caddy for Tiger Irons, since all of his clubs are super-weighty metal-headed drivers --- no sissy wimpy "tree-fiber" drivers for HIM, thank you very much!
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Get the Tiger Ironsmug. Tronald Dump's arrogantly crazy and nonsensical presidential actions surely had a major daftermath which we're still feeling today.
by QuacksO October 21, 2022
Get the daftermathmug. Refers to a feeling of amorous admiration that you experience when catching sight of a hottie in a vehicle that goes by you on the interstate.
I had a passing crush on an auburn-haired hottie driving a convertible whom I saw while riding Greyhound. Fortunately, there were several other attractive likeable gals for me to hang out with at the next bus station, and we all had a two-hour layover in which to share friendly banter, so I pretty much got over the redhead; one of the placid-faced cuties at the station even comfortingly reminded me that the sports-car chick's "rare 'n' glamorous" tint had most likely just "come out of a box", anyway, especially since she looked somewhat Asian and didn't have any freckles.
by QuacksO June 2, 2018
Get the passing crushmug. Stands for "Obsessive Conversation-Contribution Disorder". Refers to where someone feels an irresistible urge to join in on a discussion and "add his two cents" during a break in a conversation, even if the speakers are not addressing him and the topics in said conversation have nothing whatever to do with him.
Sometimes a person with apparent OCCD is merely feeling lonesome or "left out" a lot of the time; joining one or more social groups can often go a long way to alleviate these unhappy feelings and reduce the resulting symptoms.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
Get the OCCDmug.