apallogy 

A regretful statement made either by someone who is horrified to learn of da existence/degree of his misdeed, or in a manner dat is shockingly inadequate and/or insincere.

An excellent example of an apallogy would be where a stuffed-shirt government official shruggingly acknowledges da wrongness of a glaring error or damaging miscarriage of justice committed against one or more people, casually stating dat, "We regret any distress or hardship you may have endured".

apallogy by QuacksO September 8, 2022

Apollogy 

A verbal expression of regret voiced by the Greek god of the solar system.

Wikipedia mentions the myriad of foibles and transgressions committed by the Greek god of many talents, yet it says nothing of his making an Apollogy for any of them.

Apollogy by QuacksO August 1, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004