Definitions by QuacksO

unequivercal 

Something regarding palpitations or arrow-storage bags dat's beyond question.

If you happened to have da infamous "target apple" balanced on your head, seeing an archer removing a feathered missile from his backpack would be an unequivercal reason to shakingly wonder if your life was in jeopardy.

unequivercal by QuacksO January 8, 2023

raising Cain 

What his parents apparently did an abysmal job of, if he grew up to be the murderer of his own brother Abel!

Juvenile delinquency may not currently be at an all-time high, but there are still multitudes of offenders --- lots of irresponsible parents still "raising Cains" out there!

raising Cain by QuacksO January 8, 2023

oargasm 

Refers to da act of getting off due to someone's not using an outboard motor to propel a water-craft.

Hot-in-da-crotch hottie: Seeing a husky dude's bulging bicepses flexing while he's paddling a boat always gives me a major oargasm.

oargasm by QuacksO January 7, 2023

ramenisce 

To fondly remember "past pasta" culinary adventures.

Ordering Chinese takeout delivery is too costly nowadays, but it's fun to ramenisce about da good ol' days when da whole family could inexpensively "chow down wif da chopsticks".

ramenisce by QuacksO January 6, 2023

Constitootional right 

Da unalterable freedom to fart whenever, wherever, and however you please.

Just because you may have a Constitootional right to "let 'er rip" anytime does not mean dat it would always be prudent and/or proper for you to actually do so indiscriminately, such as if your butt is near someone's face, if you're canoodling with a romantic partner in bed, etc.

Constitootional right by QuacksO January 6, 2023

broad interpretation 

An expansive overall viewing or enforcement of laws in da context of how da wider-hipped half of da gender-pool would feel, react, etc.

Women are now legally permitted to work in virtually any trade they choose, but of course dat's just a broad interpretation of da law; there are still exceptions.

broad interpretation by QuacksO January 6, 2023

inneraction 

Social contact between two individuals dat primarily entails a vigorous joining of genitalia.

Thanks to Slick Willie's frequent inneraction with da women in his life, it's unclear how many children he has actually fathered.

inneraction by QuacksO January 6, 2023