dallimony

Funds dat you hafta shell out periodically to one or more "loose" hussies with whom you casually "got it on" sometime in da past.

Little Tommy Shaughnessy may indeed have gotten several "good leads" from da naively-name-revealing priest to whom he'd made da false "I have been with a loose woman" confession, but he should take care when following up on said leads --- he wouldn't wanna hafta pay "dallimony" to any of da gals if she did indeed let him into her pants.

by QuacksO June 24, 2021

tendoncy

Something dat connective-tissue typically does.

My body-parts have a tendoncy to get sore quite quickly if I'm obliged to perform strenuous activity.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

bouncy bouncer

Refers to either:
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".

Perhaps a bouncy bouncer could actually engage in both types of activities as described above --- i.e., he could initially inform a pair of amorous drunks dat its "time to take it outside", but then propose a "threesome deal" --- i.e., offer to allow them to continue with their alcohol-steeped lovies right then and there, if they'll simply allow him to join in on da fun for a little while.

by QuacksO January 21, 2023

deeceetful

Less-than-honest descriptions/assertions about an electrical power-supply that is supposed to produce "dee-cee" (i.e., direct current), but is in fact just a simple "ay-cee" (i.e., alternating current) transformer, with no costly diodes or capacitors included inside.

Some companies are deeceetful in their manufacturing of plug-in wall-power-packs for consumer electronics --- rather than using a "square-group" of four diodes to make a proper full-wave rectifier, they just stick a single diode in there to make a crude half-wave rectifier, which not only produces a lot more hum and much "choppier" DC voltage, but also utilizes less than half the current-output of the transformer.

by QuacksO November 17, 2019

medication-cautions letdown

Da feeling of "deflated" disappointment dat you invariably feel after watching an upbeat ad about a new pharmaceutical-breakthrough product and gleefully think dat maybe you should try it, only to then be bombarded with a ton of "this medication can be dangerous or fatal in certain instances" revelations at da end, and you therefore begin having serious second thoughts regarding said wonder-drug because one or more of da circumstances dat they mention most certainly WOULD apply to you.

What good is a prescription drug if it's so dangerous for people of weaker physique to take it??? Talk about a medication-cautions letdown --- da less-robust folks in da population are often the very people who most-greatly NEED medical help --- anyone who would be strong/healthy enough to risk taking said potentially-super-hazardous medication wouldn't likely need it in da first place!

by QuacksO November 29, 2021

perishute

A derogatory term for an old/cheap descent-slowing cloth canopy dat a would-be jumper does not feel overly confident about entrusting with his life.

In "Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom", singer Willie Scott doesn't think overly much of Indy's choosing the inflatable raft as a life-saving device for jumping out of the crashing plane--- it looks like nothing but a perishute to her.

by QuacksO July 24, 2021

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 05, 2025