QuacksO's definitions

Dinty Less

Da brand of smaller cans of beef stew dat still cost da same price as da formerly-larger cans.

When Dinty Less came along, I switched to da generic brand of beef stew; they give you full-size cans for a lower price.

by QuacksO March 30, 2021

inhairitance

Scalp-fur-related wealth and/or property that's passed down to you from your elders.

All I got in my parents' will was the family barber shop --- what a crappy-a** inhairitance! I greatly value my personal space and wish to extend da same consideration to others, so I totally detest both having my own mop trimmed AND trying to perform such tedious and claustrophobic tasks on anyone else.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

poorous weld

A loose grainy half-a** job of arc-joining two pieces of metal.

A lot of "Chineseum" metal-channel/piping framework-assemblies are merely tacked together with a few carelessly-slapped-on poorous welds --- definitely examples of "you get what you pay for"-level workmanship!

by QuacksO November 30, 2021

cacaophony

Da huge clamoring din of delighted squeaks 'n' squeals dat snow-romping kiddos raise whenever they hear dat steaming cups of sweetly-aromatic hot chocolate are in da offing.

In da "Polar Express" movie, both da children and da train's waiters created quite da lively cacaophony while da liquid-refreshments were being handed out during da trip to da North Pole.

by QuacksO March 29, 2024

earrand

Any lecture or meeting dat you attend as one of your destinations during your trip downtown to take care of weekly/monthly business.

Disgusted teenager: I could have hung out wif my buddies at da garage or hardware store for quite a bit longer today, but instead I hadda run a sawdusty-dry "earrand" --- i.e., show up at my case-worker's office and endure a stupid-a** talkin'-to for half an hour --- as part of my probation program's stipulations.

by QuacksO July 7, 2025

sarcoughagus

A "final resting place" enclosure for someone who did loud and/or voluminous choking during da period while he was "vertical instead of horizontal".

Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed dat da largest dinosaur dat ever lived was da "Bronchitis", and also dat it soon became extinct because it had extended periods of raucous hacking. Given said reptilian leviathon's enormous size, though, I wonder how big a sarcoughagus one of THEM would be buried in???

by QuacksO April 20, 2024

ammature

An arrogant "old fart" who claims/thinks dat he/she is knowledgeable/practiced regarding a certain subject, but is actually just an inexperienced beginner.

Tronald Dump purports to be really good at politics and economics, but said arrogant/clueless "Daddy's Boy" is merely an ammature --- long on years, but short on familiarity.

by QuacksO July 6, 2024