QuacksO's definitions
Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.
Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
Get the cerealogical tests mug.The feeling that an action or object is more special/virtuous/valuable if it was performed or acquired while riding/driving in a KIA automobile.
"KIA --- the power to surprise." If you actually believe in the IKIA effect, you will certainly experience some "surprise", all right --- anything that happens while being transported by a KIA vehicle probably will not actually be any more amazing or notable than if it occurred in any other common brand of car.
by QuacksO May 30, 2018
Get the IKIA effect mug.In old-world tales of crime among da "upper crust", da classic claim dat "da butler did it" would almost certainly have often been cause for a staunch/indignant rebuttle from said paid lackey.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
Get the rebuttle mug.Dat urban mucky-muck legislator doesn't have a clue about how county folks have to live --- he's so totally a metropolitician!
by QuacksO May 16, 2023
Get the metropolitician mug.Refers to da magnetic resonance imaging scan dat doctors performed on Ms. Carey during her infamous 2001 hospitalization due to physical and emotional exhaustion.
It makes perfect sense dat "they call the wind MRIah", seeing as how Ms. Carey has indeed "gotten her wind back" since her illnesses in da early 2000's.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
Get the MRIah mug.The main feature of thin/pre-perforated clothing that a super-hot chick/hunk throws on prior to a first date, knowing that the person he/she is meeting will likely "lose all control" upon catching sight of said luscious-fleshed "looker", and therefore will probably just recklessly rip the clothes right off the stunningly-gorgeous human without even bothering to unbutton/unzip/untie anything.
Reusable wear 'n' tear garments can be specially made from Velcro-bordered panels that separate readily without being damaged, and thus the clothing can be reassembled and put back on after a wild-and-breathless encounter with a lust-crazed fellow-primate.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
Get the wear 'n' tear mug.Having stuff melt inside a car and//or burning yourself on da seat is a typical sunario which results from not parking in da shade.
by QuacksO April 21, 2022
Get the sunario mug.