Checkerslovakia

A Central-European country where everyone is fond of playing da classic red-and-black-discs-on-a-red-and-black-grid-squares-board game.
I love playing quiet skills-games around a table with friendly folks, so maybe I should try visiting Checkerslovakia.
by QuacksO December 04, 2022
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antiochxidant

Can refer to either:
(1) an emotional cleansing dat's supposedly/purportedly attained by studying ancient Greek history, or
(2) a medicinal substance used to rid da body of da boredom-induced effects of said research mentioned above.
If performing super-tedious research regarding da famous ancient Hellenistic Greek city leaves you feeling less than chipper, visiting da identically-named third-largest city in Contra Costa County, California might conceivably be a suitable antiochxidant, since said metropolis is famous for its wide variety of culture and entertainment.
by QuacksO June 11, 2023
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Passadumbkeg

A tiny rural-Maine village where da majority of da townspeople become blank-minded from imbibing home-made rotgut-hooch.
The name "Passadumkeag" was originally a Native-American word, and history notes that the Indians were largely corrupted by the "white man's fire-water"... coincidence? I wonder... I mean, it's widely known that whenever a shifty European bigwig wanted to trick the Redskins into signing over a parcel of land or otherwise bending to an unreasonable desire of his, he would just tell one of his cohorts to "Passadumbkeg", and then the formerly-hesitant native chiefs would share a massive "group-guzzle" and then sign said documents as soon as they'd gotten sufficiently liquored up. Pathetic, but true.
by QuacksO September 29, 2018
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tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.
Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??
by QuacksO April 02, 2020
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crash 'n' cat-yowl

Da hilarious off-screen sound-effect dat is dubbed in post-production, and which follows a scene where someone carelessly/irritably tosses a fairly-heavy/bulky object over his shoulder or off to da side.
If a homeowner is in da habit of flippantly lobbing sizeable items away from himself, you would think dat his house-pets would have long ago gotten used to it, and so there should be little reason for da classic "crash 'n' cat-yowl" dat is often heard accompanying said mindless hurlings.
by QuacksO July 22, 2021
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stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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probeation

An extra-strict-and-invasive type of "let's see if you can behave yourself this time" parole-period where your overseers really stick their long inquisitive noses deep into your personal business.
I really value my privacy, and so I try to avoid committing any crimes to begin with, so that hopefully I will never have to be put on probeation.
by QuacksO February 11, 2020
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