Da roadside rest-area had "Please don't peel the birch" signs to deter visitors from destructively removing still-living bark from da majestic white "woodland soldiers" scattered throughout da area, but I assumed dat said directive did not really apply "in spirit" to just presently-separated coverings which were merely already-dead layers dat da trees had shed naturally, so I went ahead and helped myself to a small souveneer of da ragged papery sheets dat were just flapping loosely in da breeze.
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
Hippie back-to-the-lander: I don't need no stinkin' electricity for seeing properly while I'm making yarn-creations on my knitting-machine --- my big skylights provide all the illoomination I need!
by QuacksO November 04, 2020
1. A rare breed of albino crow.
2. Arrogant white folk who are always "crowing" about their "purity" and "supremacy"
2. Arrogant white folk who are always "crowing" about their "purity" and "supremacy"
Clyde Robert Bulla was one of the first writers to spread the word about Cawcasian crows in his book, White Bird.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
One beezarre aspect of bumblebees is dat it is scientifically impossible for them to fly. (Okay, okay --- so this isn't actually true, but it sounded good, and has oft been quoted as fact. :P)
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
During the course of my weekly vacuuming, I accidentally destroyed my 8-year-old daughter's Malibu Barbie, but since it was a very common style that was therefore readily available at the local Walmart, I was able to simply replace the broken unit with an identical new one, and so my "little mama" never knew the difference when she got home from school; no condollences were required.
by QuacksO December 17, 2021
Describes do horrid or grisly nature of a creature dat is due to its having become noticeably larger than da last time it was seen.
James Herriot complained dat a young bull had become totally grewsome, due to da dim-minded and unmotivated farmer's having waited far too long in da animal's maturing-period before calling said modest-sized veterinarian to perform his necessary tests.
by QuacksO June 21, 2023
A pneumatic-bellows-type device that is attached to a patient’s chest with Velcro straps, and is used to measure how deeply/evenly the patient is breathing.
If Ethan Couch had to lie still on a doctor’s exam-table for more than a few minutes, he would probably wear out the sighsmometer with all of his impatient wheezing and moaning about having to remain immobile for that long.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018