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Definitions by QuacksO

foot-fetish fix 

A temporary slaking of one's inherent craving fer toes dat you achieve by giving someone a lengthy foot-massage.
I find dat if I sit down wif a group of pretty girls and rub all of their cute slender tootsies in turn for five minutes apiece, I get a warm 'n' woozy foot-fetish fix dat usually lasts me for da rest of da day.
foot-fetish fix by QuacksO October 22, 2023

milk maid 

A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".
I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.
milk maid by QuacksO October 22, 2023

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard 

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
What grammar teachers would like to charge their students if they use crappy English in their oral/written assignments.
Mary Kay Letourneau wasn't prompted by a "puffed score" deal when she chose to be intimate with her student; she merely liked him a lot, and vise-versa. She still hadda pay quite a "sintax", though --- a significant jail-sentence, participation in a probationary-program period, etc.
sintax by QuacksO October 20, 2023

oral assignment 

A blowjob dat a "dirty old man" highschool-teacher or college-professor requests from one or more hot-chick students in his class in exchange for a passing grade in public-speaking.
Da term "oral assignment" could also refer to a schoolwork-related directive whereby either (1) a teacher of either gender catches a pair of students in his/her class performing fellatio on each other, and so said educator makes one or both of said "busted" academic lovers perform an extra/unscheduled public-speaking session as a bribe for da teacher's "keeping mum" regarding said scandalous incident, or (2) a female teacher lets a male student's face venture under her skirt and/or blows him, but also makes him "earn" said delightful privileges and/or her silence regarding them by having to perform one or more public-speaking presentations.
oral assignment by QuacksO October 20, 2023

You must be this tall to ride (me) 

Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".
If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!

inside-hands hogging 

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.
An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.
inside-hands hogging by QuacksO October 19, 2023