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Refers to da assorted coins dat you save up to bribe a formerly-celibate chick into spreading her legs for you and/or otherwise allowing you access to her more-intimate "real estate"; said proffered funds eventually cause da gal to modify her behavior and become more "easy" wif her body.
Giving a hot chick cash for permitting you to "let you proceed to fourth base" wif her may indeed seem like an awesome "win-win situation", but it can also often bring about "loose change" in her overall sense of decency and morals, and then she'll allow pretty much any guy to "get it on" with her, possibly leading to jealousy/resentment among her male acquaintances, STDs, unwanted pregnancies, etc.
by QuacksO November 14, 2021
Get the loose change mug.Brer Rabbit claimed to have discovered a place where he could go to really "giggle 'n' guffaw wif gusto"; said euphoria-producing locale did not actually exist, of course (he'd merely made it up to make Brer Fox and Brer Bear so curious dat they would untie him so dat he could supposedly show them where it was, and so he led them to a hive of bumblebees which caused said pair of vengeful carnivores to inadvertently let said clever herbivore escape while they were being swarmed by said angry insects), but if it had, perhaps it would have been either a natural vent of nitrous oxide or a stash of salisillic acid tablets.
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Get the dynosaur mug.A.k.a. "closet coveters" --- i.e., people with a stronger-than-normal tendency towards grabbiness, but who usually do not openly admit it.
I hitch-hiked downtown to scavenge the waste-paper bins at the post office, looking to see if anyone had discarded any Nielsen TV Ratings Survey envelopes with two $1 bills hidden inside... yep, got to admit it --- guess I've finally joined "The Greed Breed", LOL!! Well, maybe I'm not really being greedy per se --- I mean, I just would hate to see perfectly good cash get discarded, merely because many of the junk-mail envelopes' other recipients didn't even know dat da cash was in there. Who WOULDN'T wanna pick up an easy two bucks just like that???
by QuacksO August 30, 2018
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I tediously waded through well over a hundred stupid-a** ideas for what we should present on junior acting night at the high school ,and now I gots a rip-roarin' case of skitsophrenia!
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
Get the skitsophrenia mug.I basically have a stainless-steel stomach, but even I cannot stand da yucky taste and totally-gross texture of those pebbly-black-skinned fruits with their revolting pale-green flesh --- to me, anyone who's an avocadate should have his head examined!
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
Get the avocadate mug.One should tailor da use and intensity of electronic shockwave transmissions based on their EMPA rating --- what might be necessary for stopping mature and robust-natured adults from committing hostile actions would not be safe or appropriate for delicate-natured children or frail/infirm elderly folks.
by QuacksO August 13, 2023
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