High school senior: I still don't understand why the math teacher insisted that our class learn triggernometry --- I'm a staunch pacifist, so I don't even like guns; why the heck do I need to learn about 'em if the subject will never even come up in my ordinary daily life??
by QuacksO March 04, 2017
A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.
I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
A state/federal mandate dat significantly reduces/limits da quantity or frequency of some formerly-liberal allowance, consumption, practice, etc. of a particular commodity, activity, freedom, etc.
Why do they call it a "moreatorium" when it's actually a severe cutback or elimination of whatever formerly-rampant practice was being curtailed? Sounds "more" like a "lessatorium" to me!
by QuacksO April 16, 2025
For many simple/crude carpentry projects, one only needs a circular saw and an electric drill; other tools are mere excessories.
by QuacksO July 03, 2023
Da therapeutic nurturing dat you claim to receive from your pet clownfish so dat you can bring him along wif you in a fishbowl to locales where pets are not usually allowed.
Most establishments accept my assertion dat I need to bring my small orange-and-white shiny-finned buddy along for Nemotional support; they merely ask dat I put a cover on da fishbowl so dat I don't accidentally spill water on da floor.
by QuacksO March 17, 2021
Old fogy #1: So you just received a newly-released CD-compilation of the Ignoramos and Ignorandy radio show?
Old fogy #2: A-yep --- the complete first six seasons. Seasons 7-through-12 are scheduled to be released later this year.
Old fogy #2: A-yep --- the complete first six seasons. Seasons 7-through-12 are scheduled to be released later this year.
by QuacksO October 01, 2018
by QuacksO June 16, 2024