lattitude

Surly defiant disrespectful mannerisms dat sailors exhibit when voyaging through certain parallels of da globe.
In da hilarious Laurel and Hardy short "The Live Ghost", it is implied dat da sulky shanghaied deck-swabs behaved in an equally-grumpy manner at every port they stopped in, so apparently what they were exhibiting wasn't actual lattitude --- they were just teeth-grindingly resentful at having been hauled off against their will to work on da gruff captain's "ghost ship", not affected by how chilly or tropical da weather happened to be at any particular time.
by QuacksO January 16, 2023
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poetic justice

A magistrate who issues poetic licenses to citizens, and also decides issues/disputes related to said poetic practices.
Poetic justice will likely view your text-composing "liberties" a lot more favorably if you always thoroughly document your literary sources and clearly explain the logic/reasoning behind your unorthodox text-composing practices.
by QuacksO April 24, 2018
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beat around the Busch

To be evasive when questioned as to whether you've been drinking, or when asked if you have an alcohol problem.
It's unfortunate dat da inebriated Ethan Couch wasn't pulled over prior to his crashing into those other vehicles, or said accident might never have happened, since da cop would have seen dat he was very definitely "half in da bag" and prevented him from driving any further... Ethan would likely have performed a classic "beat around the Busch" routine, though, if a cop had asked him if he'd "had a few" that night.
by QuacksO May 29, 2020
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Tacobell Canon in D

Da most popular light-classical selection dat da local fast-food joint plays over their Muzak speakers.
I love soft chamber-music as much as anyone, but it can still get a trifle tiresome hearing dat same cloyingly-sweet-toned Tacobell Canon in D played at least once over da diner's PA-system on every occasion while I'm chowing down my favorite lunch.
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
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pyramidst

What you'll be if you hang out on da Giza plateau.
Archaeologists exploring in Egypt are often pyramidst tall slant-sided structures when performing their research.
by QuacksO January 30, 2025
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ospray

The dense shower of water-droplets made by a large bird-of-prey when it swoops down to the surface of a lake or river to grab a fish.
I love watching raptors on the lake in the early morning just after dawn, when they make such delightful and magnificent bright-sunlight-illuminated osprays whenever they swoop down to snatch food from the water.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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shofared limousine

A stretched passenger-vehicle in which da driver or other attendant serenades you on a ram's-horn instrument while conveying you to your destination.
I can just buy a CD of curved-'n'-conical-brass-instrument music to play in my in-dash stereo while I drive along --- I don't need no SHOFARED LIMOUSINE!!!
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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