Definitions by QuacksO

crewcial role 

Da vital purpose dat da "lowly deck-swabs" provide on da ship's voyage, and dat they would appreciate their superiors' acknowledging.

Compared to many other merely-money-hungry ship-leaders of his time, Captain James Cook had a much higher regard for da health and safety of all of his subordinates, especially respecting da crewcial role of da "common sailor" members.

crewcial role by QuacksO November 16, 2023

motiveightion 

Da addled mindset and warped reasoning dat prompted da infamous OKC bomber to commit said horrendous act.

If improving government honesty was da "motiveightion" of da dude who leveled da Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building, it certainly didn't have da desired effect --- if anything, our head-honcho fat cats are even more corrupt than ever!

motiveightion by QuacksO November 16, 2023

juggler vein 

Da artery in yer neck dat enables you to toss several objects up in da air and then rhythmically/successively catch them and toss them back up again, without dropping them or having them hit da floor.

My juggler vein doesn't seem to allow me to be very proficient at manipulating tennis balls in midair, so I just stick to performing "palm-juggle" wif da soft warm slender hands of cute chicks whom I befriend.

juggler vein by QuacksO November 16, 2023

momularity

Da degree of how much da general public likes/approves of da lady who gave birth to you.

Slick Willie initially had great "popularity" due to his having fathered Cute Chelsea, but then said pubic --- I mean, I mean --- **public** admiration took a major nosedive after it came out dat he'd ALSO gotten his "willy slicked" --- i.e., his guy-pole lubed and coated with "girl cream" --- from a number of ladies other than his also-enjoying-great-"momularity"-of-her-own wife Hillary!

momularity by QuacksO November 15, 2023

hominy and grace

Or "harmony and grits". A perfect blend of serene and happy feelings due to your having partaken of some tasty porridge.

Eating a healthy bowl of cereal for breakfast will give you a greater sense of hominy and grace than chowing down on sugary cloyingly-sweet refined-flour clusters!

hominy and grace by QuacksO November 14, 2023

geogreaphy 

Da layout of da land around Shrek's cave.

Being unfamiliar with da geogreaphy, Donkey would not likely have found Shrek if there hadn't been a visible path leading up to where he was standing.

geogreaphy by QuacksO November 14, 2023

strohmance

A lovey-dovey relationship dat only survives due to one or both parties' being totally drunk from liberally sippin' from lion-wif-scroll-'n'-scepter-emblazoned beverage-containers.

I prefer to have a gal who likes me "in any case", even when she's 100% sober --- no "strohmances" for me, thank you very much!

strohmance by QuacksO November 14, 2023