de-hyperventilate

Refers to what you do immediately following a super-stressful/worrisome period/event (like an emergency repair or tense/uncertain appointment with someone) which you have wheezingly struggled thtough without mishap (thankfully!); you are thus obliged to "deflate and regroup" in exhausted relief afterwards.
I was shaking in my shoes all during my 20-mile drive home due to some malfunctioning of my car's engine, but luckily I did make it back without incident, and then after I'd sat there in my driveway and de-hyperventilated for a few, I checked under da hood to ferret out da issues, and was immensely relieved to see dat it was all fairly-minor stuff dat I could fix myself.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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calmbination

Refers to two or more items and/or activities that relax you when partaken of at the same time. Examples could include listening to soothing music and sipping a cool drink, stretching out on a chaise lounge in the back yard and petting your cat/dog beside you, going for a stroll and taking nature-photos, etc.
I find da companionship of friendly gentle-natured females to be da most effective way to unwind, so da best calmbinations for me are either to sit between two sweet-faced damsels and hold hands wif both of dem at da same time, or to have a sweet-smiling barefoot cutie place her pretty soles against my chest, and then hold her hands.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
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explosives enthusiast

Highly entertaining but “living extremely dangerously” person who loves to blow things up --- without proper preparation or training --- just to hear the huge thunderous booms. Usually has lots of buddies --- other equally careless/macho guys who pal around with him and assist him with his gloriously noisy tasks.
from "The Red Green Show" Patrick McKenna as Harold Green: Okay, it’s time to play the Possum Lodge Word Game, and playing for tonight’s grand prize is local demolitions expert, Mr. Edgar K. B. Montrose! K.B. stands for “Ka Boom”
Graham Greene as Edgar K. B. Montrose: Oh, I wouldn’t say I’m an explosives EXPERT, Harold --- I prefer to think of myself as just an explosives ENTHUSIAST!
Steve Smith as Red Green (in a tone of slightly wary sarcasm): Ya got a LICENSE to use high explosives, do ya, Edgar?
Graham Greene as Edgar K. B. Montrose (looking innocently puzzled): How do you mean?
by QuacksO August 19, 2013
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welding anniversary

A recurring date which marks the day of the year that a lady met her future husband due to his having done welding for her.
Celebrating a welding anniversary is often a very satisfyingly-pleasant experience just in itself, of course, but it can also serve to further "weld" the bond that the couple feels for each other.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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coronery bypass

The highly-illegal practice of secretly burying or disposing of a corpse without having said cadaver examined by the proper authority-figures.
Zheeesh... I guess it's no wonder there are so many malpractice-suits and doctors going to jail over botched coronery bypasses --- not properly reporting/processing a deceased human is a decidedly "serious crime" that you can do some "serious time" for!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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cycleone

A super-heavy menstrual-period dat is a "total whirlwind" of activity.
Claiming to have a cycleone dat month is a great way for a girl to avoid having sex.
by QuacksO October 23, 2023
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rexplanation

A clearly-stated canine-related reason for why something occurred.
Da logical rexplanation for why all da neighborhood dogs started barking at once was dat they saw a cat strolling through da area.
by QuacksO March 11, 2021
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