QuacksO's definitions

EMPA rating

Da level of disturbing "wallop" dat a momentary generated-radiation field produces.

One should tailor da use and intensity of electronic shockwave transmissions based on their EMPA rating --- what might be necessary for stopping mature and robust-natured adults from committing hostile actions would not be safe or appropriate for delicate-natured children or frail/infirm elderly folks.

by QuacksO August 13, 2023

centsure

To criticize someone's budgeting-skills over a penny or two.

Before he was reformed by the three spirits, Ebeneezer Scrooge took great pleasure in being extremely miserly; he would severely centsure his clerk, Bob Cratchit, for even a minuscule amount of needlessly-spent company-funds.

by QuacksO September 10, 2019

earrational

What a load of audibly-spoken BS is.

A majority of what da government tells us is earrational.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

desireable

What a male hopes to be to one or more females who want a virile stud to impregnate them.

Slick WIllie fancied himself as highly desireable to all da ladies around him, which may explain why (A) he seemed to always be coming on to every attractive and potentially-fertile female he laid eyes on, and (B) he purportedly has so many unacknowledged children.

by QuacksO June 25, 2021

fasillytate

To aid someone to be amusingly foolish.

In Jay Williams' hilarious tale, da main character opens learning-centers for people to fasillytate their efforts to practice absurd behavior.

by QuacksO November 9, 2024

Brig'em Young

A sarcastically-disparaging nickname given to an overly-strict-'n'-severe military-base supervisor who staunchly believes in da appallingly-prejudiced "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" philosophy, and who therefore thinks dat any even-minorly-misbehaving "Army brat" should automatically be sent to da slammer, rather than being given a lighter punishment like probation or community service.

George Beat-Around-Da-Bush said he'd give us a "kinder gentler America" during his presidency, but said lofty promise never seemed to actually come to fruition --- selfishness and violent crime have climbed to an all-time high, and we still have plenty of "Brig'em Young" figures terrorizing da offspring of our nation's veterans!

by QuacksO December 29, 2021

cameow

A "blink and you'll miss it" appearance of a famous feline in a movie.

It would likely be difficult to have a noticeable cameow in da movie "Cats", since da entire film is nothing but said "whiskered wonders".

by QuacksO October 19, 2024