Definitions by QuacksO

protocoal

Da usual procedures dat a stoker employs when feeding da locomotive's furnace.

Standard protocoal dictates dat da engine's firebox has to be replenished with fresh fuel several times per minute; shoveling would be more or less frequent depending on factors such as how fast you were going, how heavy a load you were pulling, whether you were going up or down a grade, and so on.

protocoal by QuacksO November 17, 2023

protocole 

Da standard methods of operation regarding either certain garden-veggies or da nursery-rhyme king and his violin trio.

Attending a Nat, Sr. concert or going to da Land Transportation Museum in Bangor, Maine doesn't really require any special protocoles --- as long as you are respectful and responsible, you should get along with everyone just fine.

protocole by QuacksO November 17, 2023

Why, soytenly! 

What Curly would have answered with if there'd been a question regarding whether he could safely eat Edamame.

Happily I don't have too many food allergies, and so I could confidently answer, "Why, soytenly!" if someone asked me if I could eat a handful of crunchy dry-roasted legumes from his Seapoint Farms bottle.

Why, soytenly! by QuacksO November 17, 2023

fancy-flatware request 

"Silver plates?"

Knock, knock...
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!

fancy-flatware request by QuacksO November 17, 2023

fugueitive 

Someone who goes into hiding after writing a particular piece of classical music.

Some people are such awful composers dat they would almost feel da need to become fugueitives when audiences heard their horridly-unpleasing orchestral creations; usually, though, said concerns would be unfounded, since da general public isn't actually gonna attack someone merely because they don't care for his music.

fugueitive by QuacksO November 16, 2023

fewgitive 

Someone who's run off from Johnny Law, but not dat many folks actually care all dat much.

If you'd left da area after merely failing to appear in court over a minor traffic violation, you would likely be considered just a fewgitive.

fewgitive by QuacksO November 16, 2023

pop quiz 

A written or oral questioning-session dat's administered in an attempt to find out if you're da male half of a particular individual's parents.

Merely giving a horny dude a pop quiz ain't gonna reliably determine if he's da sperm donor of a love-child --- only DNA tests can prove dat.

pop quiz by QuacksO November 16, 2023