Definitions by QuacksO
embombing fluid
Nitroglycerine.
Achmed Da Dead Terrorist might have preferred embombing fluid to preserve his corpse, but since he is now virtually nothing but a fleshless skeleton, anyway, said funeral-home procedure might not make much difference at this point, anyway.
embombing fluid by QuacksO December 6, 2023
'dileogue
What Mick Dundee claimed to have shared wif da "croc" dat had been wanting to eat him --- "I talked him out of it."
Donutcall Registry
Da national-database-list where you sign up through donutcall.gov, so dat da local overweight pastry-munching cops will not be permitted to ring your phone.
Just trying hard to behave yourself will likely be much more effective at preventing, "Hi, this is Officer ___ with the town P.D." Ma Bell jingles than signing up with da Donutcall Registry; most police departments do not even acknowledge said registry, anyway, since they legally have the right to call you if they feel they have legitimate business with you.
Donutcall Registry by QuacksO December 3, 2023
poster child
Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.
poster child by QuacksO December 2, 2023
I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".
It belongs in a museum!