QuacksO's definitions

OCDD

A mental/psychological disorder causing an abnormal interest in large ta-tas.

Typical guys love big boobs, so trying to say that a particular dude has OCDD is a joke --- any hot stud with raging hormones is gonna have an eye for chesty chicks.

by QuacksO May 17, 2019

stripulation

A proviso of an agreement whereby someone has to remove some or all of his garments.

In his historical agreement with her regarding his treating his subjects more reasonably, Lady Godiva's husband made an infamous stripulation.

by QuacksO February 7, 2022

Apollogy

A verbal expression of regret voiced by the Greek god of the solar system.

Wikipedia mentions the myriad of foibles and transgressions committed by the Greek god of many talents, yet it says nothing of his making an Apollogy for any of them.

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

Quonsett hut

Da humorous name dat they would refer to da 8X8 cell dat da infamous Ada would have had to live in if she'd got put in da slammer for her repeated airline-stowaway crimes.

While it's certainly true dat a Quonsett hut might not be da most comfy domicile, at least it would have a rounded top like a passenger-plane's fuselage, and so it would remind da occupant of her heady exciting life as a freeloader on commercial airliners!

by QuacksO November 3, 2021

Ford Taurtoise

Da "slow 'n' steady" mid-size sedan dat saved da "fix or repair daily" member of "Da Big Three" from bankruptcy.

If da Ford Taurtoise and da Volkswagen Rabbit had a speed and/or endurance competition, I wonder who would win?

by QuacksO June 20, 2021

begginning of the month

Refers to the point in time (usually a day or two after "the third") when moochers start whimperingly canvassing the neighborhood looking for handouts after they've blown their entire SSI checks on cigarettes, scratch-off tickets, and other costly/harmful/wasteful non-essentials.

I usually head off to the lake for a few days during the begginning of the month so that I won't be around for the local riff-raff to come bawling and blubbering to about how miserable and destitute they are.

by QuacksO May 26, 2019

kidnapster

Someone who abducts children by enticing them with music.

Professional toddler-stealers in the early 20th century like Georgia Tann and Bessie Bernard were notorious for luring children with things like candy and offers of car-rides; one wonders if they could have done even more harm if high-quality audio-systems had been invented by the time, and thus appealiong-sounding tunes could also have been used to attract children, these shameless human traffickers therefore could have become kidnapsters, as well.

by QuacksO June 16, 2021