Given da absurd wealth and power connected with Tronald Dump, there's bound to be an auditty or two at each and every step of da ongoing investigations into his financial past.
by QuacksO June 23, 2023
Refers to a deep feeling of ennui experienced when perusing the local community-notice panels, either because (1) you almost never find anything that interests/concerns you personally, or (2) there never seems to be anything new/exciting posted, or (3) you've posted several ads/messages of your own, but nobody has responded to them.
I've been throughly scanning da supermarket's cork-panel every day for three weeks now, but I never see anything that even remotely catches my eye --- I am seriously bulletin-bored.
by QuacksO July 25, 2018
I wonder if all of da "crude but super-nutritious" harvested-from-da-wild food dat Robinson Caruso dined upon during his long years on da deserted island was what boosted his health to da point dat he could sing so beautifully once he'd been rescued and gotten back to civilization?
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
Refers to the first time that a newly-married couple partakes of a meal that requires the use of strong laxatives afterwards.
What with all the sugar and starch in most wedding-cakes and other junk-food goodies served on "the big day", the new bride and groom may become "constummated" within just a few hours of gluttonously stuffing their faces with said empty-calorie-laden "sinful delights", even before they have a chance to "consummate" their marriage.
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
Someone who noisily and tempestuously acts a pain-in-da-you-know-what to one or more fellow mortals.
Certain televangelists do lots of roaring around and arrogant raving about how wicked everyone is; I prefer to steer clear of those thormentors when seeking legitimate advice on how to live my life or improve my behavior.
by QuacksO March 11, 2021
Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.
Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.
by QuacksO December 30, 2021
I can't stand to sit though **any** church-meeting --- no matter what da denomination --- and so pretty much ANY sermon would feel like a Presbytearian service to me.
by QuacksO April 14, 2020