A main-stream-media commercial or review that's broadcasted by a competitor or a disgruntled customer-group, and which criticizes or otherwise negatively portrays a certain product, service, philosophy, etc.
Henry Ford didn't mind having people launch acridly-critical adversetisements about him, he viewed those rants as just another way of spreading the word about his company and its merchandise --- "I don't care what you say about me --- just keep talking!"
by QuacksO June 24, 2018
Dogs were da first domesticated animals (humans started having them as pets over 300 centuries ago), so there's a rich history for barkaeology to discover.
by QuacksO July 13, 2023
Verbally-created off-the-cuff word-compositions that the speaker would probably be perfectly capable of writing/typing up himself, but he's such a lazy dick that he gets his secretary to do it for him.
The reel-to-reel recording-system that the Watergate tapes came from was originally intended as a dicktation-aid, since ol' Tricky was too much of a puffed-up "dick" to bother jotting down his thoughts and memos on paper.
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
Da term "Sevilleian" can also refer to an owner/driver of one of Cadillac's first mid-size luxury-sedans.
by QuacksO August 11, 2021
A commonwealth of horses.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!
Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
Just because someone has all of da "Thomas the Tank Engine" episodes on VHS/DVD and/or owns a large model-railroad layout doesn't mean dat he's actually "plumb locomotive".
by QuacksO October 30, 2023