by QuacksO December 01, 2019
Ethan lazin'-around-on-the-Couch should be inoculated with the indigencetion virus, so that his sorry ass can actually experience that legitimately-distressing condition as a "counter-malady" to his pathetic cry-baby "affluenza" excuse.
by QuacksO March 12, 2017
If you're of strong Islam faith, you'll want to be extra-careful who you marry --- your partner could be just a "gold-digger" who may later try to extort Allahmony from you.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
Not to be confused with its similar-sounding-but-complete-180-degree-opposite-meaning word, this refers to the act of "peddling your a**" in the hopes of finding one or more willing :buyers".
As a young teenage boy, I was told by my local clergy that if I remained "celibate", I would be "chased" (by girls, I assumed). This never happened, of course --- quite the opposite, in fact --- I suffered extreme boredom and loneliness throughout my teenage years! Most of the local adolescents shunned me, and parents of cute girls never showed me any additional trust over other guys when deciding whether or not to allow me to date their daughters, and so I never got any "additional" dates as a result of my being so "pure and innocent". And all I ever got from the local "sellibutt" chicks was sniffy avoidance and eye-rolling ridicule for my "being such a prude" when I politely declined their repeated offers of sex. I coulda had so much fun all during that time if I'd merely said, "Yes, please --- thank you!" on those occasions.
by QuacksO July 03, 2019
I invited Tiffany to join me at a sex-party of well-hung dudes with raging hormones, but she claims to have an allorgy.
by QuacksO June 01, 2018
A piece of moving-parts apparatus dat is manufactured in da famous holy city in western Saudi Arabia.
Maybe one widely-used meccanism would be crawler-tracks for installing on desert vehicles, so dat they could venture out onto da sand without so much worry about getting bogged down in da dunes.
by QuacksO April 02, 2023
Some bingo players become so incensed at not winning dat dey actually "go nuclear" with their card-daubers, and thus everyone's faces, hands, and clothes suffer dyer consequences. Yet another good reason to not participate in games of chance in da first place!
by QuacksO December 09, 2022