QuacksO's definitions

high-knocktane fuel

Supposedly premium gas that is actually just crappy-a** petrol that causes your engine to run really rough and lack power.

I wonder if the real reason that the dude who was driving the Hot Rod Lincoln experienced a lot of piston-pinging after his race with the Cadillac was that he was using high-knocktane fuel, rather than his simply having run his engine too hard.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019

Philibluster

What da loudly-irritable-and-irascible Fake-Doctor McGraw would likely engage in if anyone questioned his background, expertise, ethics, and/or right to be on da air as a learned psychologist.

Dat nationally-televised fat-'n'-bald dude wif da creepy eyebrows actually has no medical or psychology credentials, so there's no need to listen to all of his pompous Philibluster.

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

crown joules

A royal treasure so highly valued dat you'll so totally get da electric chair if you're caught while attempting to steal it.

If you wanna avoid da "crown joules" while touring da Tower of London, you should TAKE only a GOOD LOOK, not try to TAKE any of the exhibits themselves.

by QuacksO April 17, 2022

slamnesia

Lack of memory regarding having closed one or more doors too loudly.

After da formerly-raucous-noise-enjoying prince of Hubbub began loving quiet pleasant sounds instead, he developed total slamnesia regarding how da kingdom's residents had previously indulged him and his thunderous-din cravings by using excessive force when entering/exiting their dwellings and placing items on tables/countertops.

by QuacksO October 15, 2025

prewreckuisite

A condition dat has to exist already if you want to strip an item for parts.

Buying two old-but-still-basically-intact junker-clunkers and then combining them into one drivable vehicle means dat there is no prewreckuisite --- both jalopies belong to you now, and so you can "chop 'n' swap" to your heart's content.

by QuacksO January 26, 2023

an eye for an aye

What an experienced/observant stud supposedly possesses when it comes to spotting "willing" ladies.

Some overly-confident guys think that they have "an eye for an aye" when they go out seeking gals with whom to get laid, but determining which chicks are actually that quick/casual about spreading their legs is usually quite a bit more difficult than that.

by QuacksO April 10, 2022

Because I said so!

An imperious reply that an authority figure --- most often a parent --- impatiently tells someone under his/her care when he does not wish to admit that there is literally no good/valid reason why said dependent should have to comply with the directive, but the authority figure doesn't want to admit it.

Kids are smarter than you think --- if you tell them, "Because I said so!" even just once, they will never trust your judgement again.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018