QuacksO's definitions

sinstead

Refers to an alternative action which may be easier or more pleasant than the "standard" method/procedure, but may be eyebrow-raisingly frowned upon by local tongue-cluckers.

Married couples are generally charged more in taxes and given less in social-security benefits than two single people would be, and so many couples are sinstead choosing to just live together without being married. If this act is supposedly so wrong and ungodly, though, why does Big Brother effectively "penalize" people financially for "doing the right thing", then???

by QuacksO March 8, 2019

Beyoncé fiancé

What Jay-Z was before da entertainer-pair officially tied da knot.

When Shawn Corey Carter originally "popped da question" to Miss Giselle Knowles, I wonder if he did so by playfully asking her if he could consider himself as "Beyoncé fiancé"?

by QuacksO March 11, 2025

emphemera

Vintage tobacco-product ads and other related crap that a select few touched-in-the-head antique-freaks actually view as collectables.

Now that not so many people buy their cigarettes anymore, tobacco companies are gonna hafta resort to making reprints of their old now-illegal ads to sell to emphemera collectors.

by QuacksO May 31, 2018

momularity

Da degree of how much da general public likes/approves of da lady who gave birth to you.

Slick Willie initially had great "popularity" due to his having fathered Cute Chelsea, but then said pubic --- I mean, I mean --- **public** admiration took a major nosedive after it came out dat he'd ALSO gotten his "willy slicked" --- i.e., his guy-pole lubed and coated with "girl cream" --- from a number of ladies other than his also-enjoying-great-"momularity"-of-her-own wife Hillary!

by QuacksO November 15, 2023

Dixie Chicks

A well-known group of fledgling domesticated pheasants who eat their feed and drink their water out of flowered-design petite-sized paper cups, and then "chorus-peep" melodiously afterwards.

I hope the Dixie Chicks never grow up --- they are cute and fuzzy-lovable just as they are.

by QuacksO June 16, 2018

antickuity

A vintage/obsolete clock.

What with digital watches and other such electronic seconds-counters, wind-up timepieces have gradually faded into antickuity.

by QuacksO November 5, 2024

suspisscious

Feeling distrustful of a urine-related matter.

Dude who just got da "shock of his life" while naively "draining his radiator" near a cow-pasture: YEEEEEEEE-YOWWW ---- I shoulda been a lot more suspisscious when my prankster-buddies suggested dat I take a whiz on da electric-fence wire!

by QuacksO June 29, 2020