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dillusional

Having absurd fantasies regarding tasty tangy herbs.
Being dillusional is only half as serious as experiencing a dillemma, in dat you are merely missing your favorite condiment, rather than also wishing dat you had a significant other named Emma.
by QuacksO May 16, 2022
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mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.
Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
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ambidextrose

Da ability to pick up containers of corn-syrup from a shelf on either side of da supermarket-aisle.
If you consume significant amounts of unhealthful sugar-type substances over a long enough period of time, you will likely become so "ballooned out" on both sides dat you may even cease to be ambidextrose while shopping for yet more of your sickly-sweet baking ingredients!!
by QuacksO December 4, 2020
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etheoryal

A proffered idea dat's intellectually appealing but too insubstantial in basic logic or common sense to pass muster in da real world.
Mr. Spock would usually be able to determine if someone's brain-creation was valid and practical, or if it was merely etheoryal.
by QuacksO July 15, 2024
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prepisode

An initial segment that is broadcast before a new TV/radio show begins airing its regular installments. Often this production will introduce the show's subject-matter, themes, characters, etc. so that the audiences will be better able to comprehend and enjoy said show once it starts being presented.
I appreciated how this complete-series-on-DVD's bonus-material included the show's prepisode, since it allowed my friends who had never seen the show to know what it was going to involve and what to expect, without my having to explain it all to them myself beforehand.
by QuacksO October 26, 2019
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emerge-ency

What a horny dude has at 2 a.m. when his tallywacker majorly "comes out of hiding" and he feels an overwhelming and super-urgent need to insert it into the love-tunnel of his bed-partner, even if she is fast asleep or otherwise not in the mood for hot 'n' wild copulation.
Exasperated girl: I don't get it --- it seems like all da guys I know often can't "get it up" prior to "lights out" in the evening, yet they then suddenly have a dire "emerge-ency" some time later, and wake me up at two in the morning, wanting to lulu!
by QuacksO January 3, 2019
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Al Seimers

Another of da assorted dudes (i.e., Will Power, John, Arthur Itis, Charlie Horse, Ben Gay, etc.) who frequently visit older folks.
Various "everyday" guys start hanging out with many aging folks as they get into their sixties, but when Al Seimers and Park Ensigns eventually begin dropping by, as well, it's time to resignedly admit dat you've officially "joined geezerdom".
by QuacksO May 31, 2020
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