Definitions by QuacksO

cycleogical 

Da kind of "checkup from da neck up" issues dat you get from insisting on pedaling everywhere instead of either walking or driving/riding.

Obsessively saving gas by not using a motorized vehicle except when you absolutely have to can lead to cycleogical problems; it could also make you a few minutes late for your appointment wif a shrink, as well, if da route to said head-examiner's office is somewhat farther in biking-distance than you'd estimated.

cycleogical by QuacksO November 14, 2024

Alca-Seltzer

Antacid tablets dat they give you while you're staying at Da Crossbar Hotel.

Stanley Goodspeed might have needed an Alca-Seltzer for humiliated stress if John Mason hadn't actually kept his word and appeared at da opened armored-steel door wif his famous, "Welcome to The ROCK!" quote.

Alca-Seltzer by QuacksO November 14, 2024

tic-tac-toes

A "fill in da ROWS wif exes and OHS" game dat you and your opponent draw on da sand wif your pointed feet. Each winner either receives a foot-rub from da loser or gets to massage da cute "downstairs digits" of his opponent. So no matter who loses, both of you end up as winners.

Playing tic-tac-toes wif pretty girls at da beach is super-fun all on its own --- regardless of whether you win or lose a round, you still get to savor their warm slender hands and feet. Extra points if you also have a hugs-or-kisses-reward arrangement wif said shyly-giggling damsels, whereby if "you're exes" in a game and you win, you get a warm smoochy-lipped kiss from da hot chick who lost, and if you lose, YOU get to give HER a kiss (and of course, if you specify dat said "oral affection" gesture has to be administered on da lips instead of da cheek, then you end up getting a kiss from her no matter what dat game's outcome was). And then if "you're ohs" and you win, da chick who lost has to give you a warm snuggly "arms-around", and if she wins, then you get to give her a big ol' squeeze of yer own (here again, da end-result is nearly identical, since said mutual clasp gives similar pleasure to both participants, no matter who "originated" it).

tic-tac-toes by QuacksO November 14, 2024

razorvation 

A prearranged access-agreement dat guarantees dat you will get da last Bic or Schick in da package.

Buying extra bags of disposable shavers will reduce da likelihood of anyone's actually having to make a razorvation.

razorvation by QuacksO November 13, 2024

vexcessive 

Describes something --- or someBODY --- possessing an unreasonably high degree of aggravation.

Trying to talk sense into Madea was a task dat Dr. Phil --- regardless of whether "he da best" --- found vexcessive.

vexcessive by QuacksO November 13, 2024

texcessive 

What da 72-ounce steak challenge may be for some people.

Just a regular cowboy hat is plenty big enough --- a twenty-gallon model is definitely texcessive.

texcessive by QuacksO November 13, 2024

rexcessive 

Loving "king" topics to a ridiculous degree.

Obsessing over both horror-author Stephen and Monarch Solomon is definitely rexcessive.

rexcessive by QuacksO November 13, 2024