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figeddaboudit

What you say to mean you don't wanna either serve or partake of small highly-tasty-but-laxative-bearing fruits.
Da buffet-table at my friend's birthday party had a bowl of temptingly-aromatic "Buddha's fruit" as an appetizer, but I knew dat I was already majorly plagued with "da trots", and so I hadda figeddaboudit, and instead just selected a few grapes and other small fruits.
by QuacksO January 3, 2024
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Tallyban

How young children view a school system whether da teachers "religiously" forbid them from either counting on their fingers or making "one, two, three, four, cross-slash" marks on paper to more-easily figure simple math-problems, in an attempt to train said students to work out sums in their heads.
One easy way to get around da Tallyban (i.e., count up/down one numeral at a time without tipping off your teacher dat you aren't merely working out da problem in your head) is to motionlessly (don't go making any rhythmic "ticking off da numbers" motions with any part of your body, as this will let slip dat you're --- horrors! --- **counting** when you're sposta be working out da math-equations just in your head!) hold your arithmetic paper flat against your desktop with both hands and with your fingers spread apart for easier counting, and then also-motionlessly (and silently) swivel your eyes from one finger to da next in order to count up/down as needed to figure out da answer to da equation.
by QuacksO July 19, 2024
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ekhanomy

Da processes of money-management and efficient use of resources employed on da planet Ceti Alpha V.
Perhaps da overall ekhanomy on a certain outer-space colony might have been more tolerable and peaceable if its leader hadn't been such a "wrathful" individual.
by QuacksO December 24, 2022
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blather, wince, repeat

Refers to da stressful/humiliating "sudsing" dat da residents of a particular area painfully go through over and over during each and every election year, whereby they hafta sufferingly listen to all of da different candidates' make yackety-yack a blue streak and spew lofty proclamations and promises, only to have most or all of said glistening concessions come crashing down and be forgotten after one of da candidates actually takes office. Or in da case of especially blatant campaign-promise-breaking and/or serious political misbehavior, dat last word could instead be "retreat", as in, running off and hiding somewhere in shame/guilt/fear, either by the elected official himself when he knows dat his citizenry is mad at him, or by da sector of citizens who had voted him in and had enthusiastically touted him during da campaign as being such a great guy who was gonna step in and save da day, only for him to just casually renege on all of dat wonderful clap-trap and "practice business as usual".
Da term "blather, wince, repeat" could also refer to da "financial shampooing" chicanery --- i.e., money-laundering of campaign contributions --- dat "comes out in da wash" during or after da election.
by QuacksO May 7, 2022
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wimpathy

Da ability to understand and share the feelings of fellow humans with deminished ability to stand up for themselves.
We should all have at least some wimpathy for folks like Jon Arbuckle and George McFly; it's not their fault that they feel afraid to speak out or insist that they receive basic respect.
by QuacksO April 4, 2022
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repercussins

Assorted "salty" language dat you hear when someone discovers da unwelcome fact dat there actually ARE are undesirable consequences of unwise/dishonest actions.
We seldom hear them in his actual presidential speeches, but Tricky Dick's repercussins were notorious behind closed doors; he absolutely detested it whenever things didn't go his way regarding his super-questionable abuses-of-leadership-powers shenanigans!
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
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fangziety

A strong concern about getting bitten.
I stay away from sharks and unfriendly dogs at all costs; I have fangziety.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
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