Definitions by QuacksO
rhythm method
A supposedly-effective/reliable means of avoiding pregnancy, this technique practically guarantees that you will "crank 'em out like an assembly line" on an even and regular basis!
Jim Bob Skullduggary and his wife practiced the rhythm method when they first started out to raise a family, and you see where THAT got them!
rhythm method by QuacksO December 29, 2017
ride point
Refers to a the actions of a designated member of a giggle of horny chicks who "travels at the front" of the group and "tries out" any well-endowed stud whom they happen across; she "rides his point" first to see how he is in bed, and then if she is pleased, she gives the approving nod/thumbs-up to her fellow "troops", and then these other cock-hungry gals "follow forward" and have a rip-roarin' good time with said hot hunk themselves.
The only problem with your letting someone else ride point is that often this other voracious chick will totally exhaust any new guy whom she "puts through his paces", and then the other gals in her group will hafta wait a good while before the dude is rested/recovered enough to give any of them a turn with his guy-junk.
ride point by QuacksO December 29, 2017
leap of faith
Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.
Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!
leap of faith by QuacksO December 29, 2017
dream guy
Referring to a gal's fantasy-idea of a perfect fuzzy-chested snuggle-buddy, this type of fellow not only treats his lady right and is kind, gentle, smart, funny, etc., but he also always keeps an eye on how she's resting while taking a nap, and then he immediately wakes her up whenever her agonized tossing and/or whimpering indicates that she's having a nightmare, so that she doesn't have to needlessly suffer from the bad dream for even one instant longer.
playgerism
The act of shamelessly participating in an unethical/selfish "game" of unfairly benefiting from someone else's creative wordplay ideas, whereby you vote to reject an Urban Dictionary submission that you jealously view as extra-clever/humorous, and then you yourself submit that very same definition in your own name, as if it was you who thought up the word-idea.
I submitted a word to UD and had it rejected, yet a few days later it appeared in very similar form --- sure sounds like playgerism to me!
playgerism by QuacksO December 18, 2017
yachtzee
A dice game played by super-wealthy individuals whereby the winner gets to take possession of the loser's luxury cabin-cruiser.
A variation of yachtzee is a "lower stakes" game that does not offer actual transfer of ownership of an expensive pleasure-craft; it can simply grant the winner borrowing/piloting privileges of the nice boat for a day or other specified period of time. Nor does the game always involve water-based conveyances; it can also be played for the ownership/use/driving-privileges of a limo/luxury-sedan, fancy pickup truck, or other highly-desirable road-vehicle.
hate lock
A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.
Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.