Definitions by QuacksO
Babbleonia
The war-torn region of the Middle East that has seen upheaval and strife for millennia due to the residents of the surrounding countries' being infuriated at how talkative the country's citizens were, particularly about their aggressively-fanatical religious beliefs.
Babbleonia by QuacksO June 17, 2018
veneereal disease
I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.
veneereal disease by QuacksO June 17, 2018
venefake disease
A derisive reference to a phony claim of having an STD that a girl voices in order to either avoid having sex or vengefully cause some innocent clean-living dude to be shunned by the other ordinarily-willing chicks in town.
Tiffany claims that she contracted an STD from Brandon, but I know that he is super-healthy and always keeps himself very clean "down there", so I strongly suspect that she's only got a venefake disease.
venefake disease by QuacksO June 17, 2018
PSTD
A serious mental/emotional condition suffered by people who have suffered through an intercourse-related infection.
AFDC is available for unwed mothers, yet if a girl "does it" and never actually becomes pregnant but gets a venereal disease, good luck on finding state/government help with the burden/treatment of PSTD --- now, how much sense does THAT make???
re-insertion assistant
An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.
Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.
re-insertion assistant by QuacksO June 17, 2018