Definitions by QuacksO
Deng Tsao Ping-Pong
China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.
Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.
Deng Tsao Ping-Pong by QuacksO October 28, 2018
Salman-run
Refers to Mr. Rushdie's hurried flight to escape persecution from radical Muslims, merely because he had exercised his right to free speech by authoring a controversial book.
Mass redfish-migrations typically take place in the fall of the year, but the Salman-run occurred as soon as the author felt threatened, regardless of the season of the year.
Salman-run by QuacksO October 28, 2018
Salman Dawdledie
The lesser-known author-contemporary of the infamous Islam-basher; he merely wrote a mildly-doubtful-toned work regarding the religion and its followers, and so Iranian leaders didn't actually place a bounty on his head; they merely wanted to question him on his "motivation 'n' motives" surrounding the book. He therefore just quietly withdrew from the public eye and slowly travelled to a remote part of the country where he wasn't known well, and then lived out his remaining days in humble anonymity on the modest proceeds from his book.
Salman Dawdledie by QuacksO October 28, 2018
Erythemics
A music group from "Merry ol' England" that produced music so "sunshiningly hot and brilliant" that their audiences would actually get a sunburn.
I don't tan very well, so I think I had better not attend any Erythemics concerts in person; wonder if you can get a sunburn from just watching them on DVD?
Erythemics by QuacksO October 27, 2018
erythem method
A regimen of dubious reputation for supposedly avoiding/minimizing the risk of sunburn that entails careful "spacing" of your periods of time in direct sunlight, and limiting your length of exposure each time. May or may not be successful/effective, depending on how sensitive your skin is, and/or at what latitude you live.
That bu**s**t erythem method may work for some people, but all it did for me was make me red as a lobster and miserably hot and scratchy while tossing and turning in bed at night!
erythem method by QuacksO October 27, 2018
derect sunlight
A boner that you get while sunbathing nude, usually in response to seeing naked ladies in your same vicinity.
People consider it perfectly acceptable/understandable to "publicly" have a hard-on in areas of derect sunlight (i.e., a "clothing optional" beach), but it is still frowned upon to ask for sex from fellow tanners of the female persuasion, even though they, too, are totally "showing off their merchandise" for all to see, and thus it would be only natural for red-blooded studs in their vicinity to "want some" from them.
derect sunlight by QuacksO October 27, 2018
Arthurization
The "permission to engage" that the Good King should have insisted that his Knights of the Round Table obtain from him before inciting battles with competing knights/armies from areas outside his kingdom.
If Sir Duncan and some of the other "overly aggressive/combative" knights had sought Arthurization before "starting stuff" with enemy factions, life at Camelot might have been considerably more peaceful and harmonious, and more of the armored warriors might have lived longer calmer happier lives as a result.
Arthurization by QuacksO October 27, 2018