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Definitions by QuacksO

Vin Da Boner 

The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
Vin Da Boner by QuacksO October 30, 2018

promonition

A predictive feeling about whether or not you will receive a promotion.
I don't usually have much confidence in fortune-tellers, especially when they claim to have promonitions about local corporate ladder-climbers.
promonition by QuacksO October 30, 2018

allieance 

A falsehood-based collusion/collaboration with someone else.
Due to so many allieances, "witnesses" are often useless for finding out what really happened, since they can all be untruthful in what they testify about.
allieance by QuacksO October 30, 2018
A business associate whom you usually interact with by telephone, rather than in person.
Now that cell phones are so prevalent, it's easier than ever before to keep in touch with your calleagues.
calleague by QuacksO October 30, 2018

warm-up work 

Refers to comparatively short intervals of labor that you perform in one of two situations:
(1) Where you are dreading an impending "big job" that involves strenuous and/or disgusting labor, and so you perform a less-disagreeable task beforehand to sort of "break yourself in gently" so that the upcoming drudgery won't be such a traumatic shock to your mind and body.
(2) Where a necessary task is tiring, discouraging, boring, aggravating, etc., and so you would much rather play video games or surf the Web, instead of performing said menial torture. So what you do is to "compromise" --- you do indeed go ahead and push the "power" button on your computer or PlayStation, but then you go off and perform some of the disagreeable task while your entertainment-equipment is booting up; you would still have to wait those few minutes before beginning your fun with the equipment, anyway, and so it doesn't feel quite so "yucky" to hammer away at the exhausting ordeal for those same few minutes; it also makes you feel more productive during that period than just numbly twiddling your thumbs while waiting for your equipment to be ready to use.
As a physically/mentally-infirm bachelor living alone, I find that warm-up work is a real life-saver for many necessary tasks that I might otherwise find excessively discouraging or exhausting, such as hanging out clothes on the line or cleaning up around the yard. I also often Swiss-cheese the job --- working a little of the chore, then taking a break to play on the computer for a few, then going back to tackle the cranky task for a little longer, then checking out a few more humorous/cute Facebook posts, and so on.
warm-up work by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Because I said so! 

An imperious reply that an authority figure --- most often a parent --- impatiently tells someone under his/her care when he does not wish to admit that there is literally no good/valid reason why said dependent should have to comply with the directive, but the authority figure doesn't want to admit it.
Kids are smarter than you think --- if you tell them, "Because I said so!" even just once, they will never trust your judgement again.
Because I said so! by QuacksO October 30, 2018
The assorted difficult/tedious tasks associated with practicing ancient Celtic culture.
Performing elaborate ceremonies in long cumbersome robes is real druidgery --- I dunno how those ancient Irishmen and Scotsmen ever put up wif dat debilitating crap!
druidgery by QuacksO October 30, 2018