Definitions by QuacksO
Look out, Urban Dictionary!
What you palm-rubbingly mutter under your breath as you smirkingly head over to this site after thinking up a whole bunch of clever/tasteless/shockingly-in-yer-face words to define, knowing that the judges are gonna go nuts trying to "digest" all of your rapidly-submitted crap.
I just now came up with several really awesome-but-morbid-toned definitions related to the word "coroner", and so I'm about to send 'em in --- look out, Urban Dictionary!
Look out, Urban Dictionary! by QuacksO November 16, 2018
coronation
Refers to a ceremony performed on a variety of occasions, such as:
(1) When someone remembers to "bring in the old device" (i.e., battery, starter, alternator, etc.) to exchange at an auto-parts store and thus avoid the core-charge when purchasing a new one (in this instance, it is often spelled "coreonation").
(2) When someone receives a promotion, gets married, etc, and so everyone present cracks open da ol' lime-wedge-spiked bottles of Corona Lite.
(3) A trepidatious "newbie" welder has managed to strike his first arc, and so everyone around him is having an impromptu celebration of the lovely brilliant-blue "corona" that he successfully created.
(1) When someone remembers to "bring in the old device" (i.e., battery, starter, alternator, etc.) to exchange at an auto-parts store and thus avoid the core-charge when purchasing a new one (in this instance, it is often spelled "coreonation").
(2) When someone receives a promotion, gets married, etc, and so everyone present cracks open da ol' lime-wedge-spiked bottles of Corona Lite.
(3) A trepidatious "newbie" welder has managed to strike his first arc, and so everyone around him is having an impromptu celebration of the lovely brilliant-blue "corona" that he successfully created.
I watched an old documentary of Princess Di's coronation, but I was surprised to see that not one of the many attendees appeared to be actually drinking any bottles of "frothy'n' lime" --- what's up with that???
coronation by QuacksO November 16, 2018
coronery bypass
The highly-illegal practice of secretly burying or disposing of a corpse without having said cadaver examined by the proper authority-figures.
Zheeesh... I guess it's no wonder there are so many malpractice-suits and doctors going to jail over botched coronery bypasses --- not properly reporting/processing a deceased human is a decidedly "serious crime" that you can do some "serious time" for!
coronery bypass by QuacksO November 16, 2018
coroneries
Coroneries are dangerous enough for people to go through, but the thought of having said operations carried out by someone whose main business is inspecting dead bodies gives me the willies just to think about!
coroneries by QuacksO November 16, 2018
elementalry school
A place of learning where you absolutely "go mental" after attending for four years. Good luck wif middle-school.
I didn't even make it halfway through fourth grade of elementalry school before my brain totally shut down from fatigue, stress 'n' anxiety from mistreatment by classroom-bullies and mean teachers, and watery-eyed allergies from contagions floating around from fellow students... thank goodness my family took me out of that depraved cesspool the very next day, and then home-taught me for the remainder of my school years!
elementalry school by QuacksO November 16, 2018
corroner
A mean-natured hobgoblin who sneakily drives around in a huge black station-wagon in the dead of night, and uses his evil acidic breath and piercing death-ray eyes to tarnish and rust (i.e., "corrode") your metal toys that you left scattered in the back yard instead of bringing them back inside in the evening like your mumma and daddy told you to.
Tearful second-grader with a somewhat-outspoken personality: I just don't get it --- during our post-lecture Q&A-session today,, I asked the policeman who had given our class an anti-drug message to arrest the local corroner for making my Tonka toys rusty, but he just smiled tolerantly and turned away without even addressing my request, then calmly asked my other classmates if they had any questions. And yet just moments earlier, the cop had specifically and emphatically stated that he was "our friend", that he "cared deeply about us all", and that we should always talk to him if we had "any information that could help in 'catching the bad guys'" --- well, a huge heapuh good HE seems to be doing, if he didn't even care about or feel inclined to follow up on a hot tip that a student had given him right then and there! Wonder if maybe he himself is actually IN CAHOOTS with the corroner, and so they BOTH had wanted my toys to rust! Well, if that useless unmotivated blue-suit has any kids of his own, I hope that THEIR toys TOTALLY CRUMBLE INTO FLAKY BROWN DUST --- maybe THEN he'll listen to me!
midification
I would prefer to have CDs of old musical recordings just be digitally "cleaned up" versions, with no midifications, thank you very much.
midification by QuacksO November 16, 2018