Definitions by QuacksO

comic relief 

Da stress-reducin' effect you experience from readin' da funny papuhs.

I sometimes save cartoon-pages without reading them, so that I can have some comic relief whenever something upsetting/disappointing happens in my life. It's more effective at lifting my spirits than chowing down on a tub of ice cream, and it's totally non-fattening, as well.

comic relief by QuacksO April 13, 2019

auxzillowry 

Denotes a supplementary feature/service provided by Zillow Real Estate.

I'm happy where I'm living now, so I don't think I will need any auxzillowry services for the time being.

auxzillowry by QuacksO April 13, 2019

Yonksters 

Humorous term for da "small fry" from da northern suburb of NYC.

With all the famous people and other impressive culture that their area is noted for, I wonder if the Yonksters have a more sophisticated mindset overall than those in some of the surrounding areas of the Empire State?

Yonksters by QuacksO April 11, 2019

inside-of-glove fingers-curl 

Refers to the chillier-weather hand-maneuver that you periodically perform when your digits get chilly inside your mittens; it involves withdrawing your half-frozen appendages from the glove's cold-moisture-soaked fingers and rolling them up into your palm to help warm them a bit more.

I had to handle wet items while running my errands around town during today's unseasonable snowstorm, so I was obliged to frequently perform the inside-of-glove fingers-curl so that my hands wouldn't go numb.

inside-of-glove fingers-curl by QuacksO April 11, 2019

Tacobell Canon in D 

Da most popular light-classical selection dat da local fast-food joint plays over their Muzak speakers.

I love soft chamber-music as much as anyone, but it can still get a trifle tiresome hearing dat same cloyingly-sweet-toned Tacobell Canon in D played at least once over da diner's PA-system on every occasion while I'm chowing down my favorite lunch.

Tacobell Canon in D by QuacksO April 11, 2019

Commando-in-Chief

An a**h**e U.S. president who runs roughshod over others through brash/brazen/reckless use of the nation's Armed Forces.

If Tronald Dump is gonna misbehave anything like our prune-faced Commando-in-Chief from the '80's did, we're gonna be headed for World War 3 before we know it!

Commando-in-Chief by QuacksO April 11, 2019

phenolmenon

A unique property/characteristic of a petroleum-based compound used to synthesize plastics.

One phenolmenon of printed-circuit-board material is that it can withstand moderate heat, so it is ideal for applying copper-foil traces to be soldered to for mounting electronic components.

phenolmenon by QuacksO April 11, 2019