Definitions by QuacksO

suedonym 

A false identity utilized to bring a money/property/relief-seeking court-case against someone.

Now that he's been specifically ordered to stop clogging the docket with his frivolous lawsuits, infamously-litigious prison-inmate J. L. Riches may be compelled to use a suedonym if he wants to continue "working the system" on his behalf.

suedonym by QuacksO January 14, 2020

spermanent

What da gal's parents in a shotgun wedding try to ensure dat da "loose with his zipper" dude's marriage to their daughter is gonna be.

Da singers in Da Yoopers' songs "Three Months Late" and "Da Couch Dat Burps" speak of a spermanent marriage of a young couple dat was prompted by da gal's missing several of her periods following a night of drunken "fun times".

spermanent by QuacksO January 14, 2020

askephone 

Da communicating-over-wires device dat you use to request information or permission from da person you're calling, rather than confirming or transmitting something to him.

If you think about it, most every dial-to-interact conversation involves an ASKephone and a TELLephone --- da caller rings you up to ASK you something, and then you TELL him da answer to his question.

askephone by QuacksO January 14, 2020

ventrilloquist 

A puppeteer who uses musical vocalizing in his act.

Jim Henson's team of puppet-animators could be called "ventrilloquists", since the various Sesame Street characters often sing solo and choral selections.

ventrilloquist by QuacksO January 14, 2020

IndyAnnapolis

Da Maryland city where Henry Jones, Jr. was born.

If da famous bullwhip-wielding adventurer actually grew up in IndyAnnapolis, how come his hometown's area looks like it's set in the Midwest?

IndyAnnapolis by QuacksO January 14, 2020

pulpitations 

Tremors and involuntary shivers caused by either spending too long in church, or being overwhelmed by one or more powerful sermons.

I generally feel turned off (and usually **turn off** the TV or radio as a result) when I hear an evangelist roaring about Hellfire and brimstone... what do they want me to do --- get major pulpitations just from listening to those ego-inflated frauds rail about non-important issues???

pulpitations by QuacksO January 14, 2020

exquizzite

Describes one or more fill-in-the-blank or check-the-box worksheets dat are so lavishly/tastefully presented dat you almost don't even notice da brain-draining fatigue while methodically filling them out.

Trivia-type tests could possibly be referred to as "exquizzite", as well, since you actually have fun taking them, and then can feel intellectually smug afterwards dat you actually knew whatever non-essential info-nuggets dat said exams asked for.

exquizzite by QuacksO January 14, 2020