Definitions by QuacksO
dyeagnosis
If your laundry comes out all "stained 'n' splotchy" due to your naively mixing non-color-fast garments and whites, I'd say dat your washing-machine performed a dyeagnosis of your problem on its own!
dyeagnosis by QuacksO May 21, 2020
dryver's license
A "restricted" motor-vehicle operator's card dat either (1) forbids you from operating your car during wet/snowy weather, and/or (2) mandates dat you be absolutely sober (i.e., "dry") before getting behind da wheel.
If you are super-klutzy about doing your wash, da laundromat might issue you a restricted-access (i.e., you must ask an attendant for supervision/assistance in loading your washed-but-still-damp clothes) dryver's license, too, since they would be concerned about your puttin' your careless cotton-pickin' paws on any of their expensive heat-tumbler machines.
dryver's license by QuacksO May 18, 2020
boughndary-line
Even though re-locating surveyor's posts is a serious offense, it is still done quite often. Having your properly marked by a boughndary-line, therefore, is a much more "permanent" solution, since it is a lot harder to move --- one would need to actually dig up the deeply-rooted trees and transport said weighty timber-hulks to another location.
boughndary-line by QuacksO May 18, 2020
phenominal fee
I was told by da customer-service rep at my computer's manufacturer dat there would be a "nominal rate of $1.99 per minute" for tech-support, but I knew dat said service-call would likely take a good forty-five minutes, and so I decided to just wait till morning and ask my computer-geek buddy to take a look at it instead... no need to pay a phenominal fee of 90-plus bucks!
phenominal fee by QuacksO May 17, 2020
Aiden Attendance
Da name of a super-caring dude who is permitted to ride along for free (i.e., "companion fare") on a bus or plane because he provides cheerful assistance for a physically/mentally-challenged individual who is also taking said public-transportation service.
If two handicapped people travel together and they each provide necessary assistance to the other (i.e., perhaps one can hear better, and the other has clearer eyesight), could they BOTH ride for free by each of them's claiming to be nicknamed "Aiden Attendance"?
Aiden Attendance by QuacksO May 17, 2020
koalafications
Refers to da degree dat someone is knowledgeable/certified in discussing/handling matters regarding those furry gray marsupials who absolutely love their eucalyptus leaves.
Anyone who thinks dat da cute Australian tree-dwelling herbivore wif big brown eyes and fluffy-tufted ears is actually a member of da bear family instead of being related to kangaroos clearly does not have proper koalafications.
koalafications by QuacksO May 15, 2020