Definitions by QuacksO

Lenovoworth 

A prison where people serve time for computer-related crimes.

Computer-hackers and virus-creators often cause us well-behaved and hard-working innocents incalculable distress and damage, so they should be sent to Lenovoworth for a good long time to repent for their crimes.

Lenovoworth by QuacksO November 9, 2020

moosetake 

What Bullwinkle would be making during hunting season if he ventured out in da open without wearing his orange neck-scarf.

If a member of da largest species in da deer-family made da "moosetake" of carelessly showing himself to a hunter, he might likely end up as "moosesteaks".

moosetake by QuacksO November 8, 2020

moussetake 

A screw-up with either concocting or consuming a chocolate smoothie.

Da term "moussetake" can also refer to a scalp-fur-related disaster at da salon, whereby your "mop up top" comes out looking vastly different from how you'd hoped.

moussetake by QuacksO November 8, 2020

illoomination 

Overhead lighting for doing weaving.

Hippie back-to-the-lander: I don't need no stinkin' electricity for seeing properly while I'm making yarn-creations on my knitting-machine --- my big skylights provide all the illoomination I need!

illoomination by QuacksO November 4, 2020

arrowdynamics 

Da drag-coefficient properties of feather-tailed projectiles.

Boss Hogg's henchmen would dismissively scoff at da Duke Boys' using merely traditional Native-American weapons over their own seemingly-superior powder-and-lead firearms during wild car-chases, but they were not counting on da exceptional arrowdynamics of da Duo Cousins' projectiles, not to mention da fact dat said wooden/aluminum staffs were fitted with dynamite-sticks on their tips.

arrowdynamics by QuacksO November 2, 2020

cullmination

Da eventual outcome of carefully weeding out da inferiors.

Da tulip-bulb company I ordered from claimed dat dey carefully select only da best bulbs for their customers, but da sorry-looking specimens dey sent me for their free-trial offer were mostly all rotted or excessively dried out, so I suspect dat da true cullmination of their supposedly-stringent sorting-efforts is dat dey actually send their reject-bulbs to their new trial-customers whom they don't know if they will actually become long-term customers or not.

cullmination by QuacksO November 2, 2020

green manure 

What you poop out from eating all of dat "chlorophyll rich" crap dat your parents make you choke down.

Maybe if your mom and dad let you eat lots of dark-chocolate items like cakes and candy-bars along with all of dat disgusting "health nut" veggie-food, it would make your poop a browner color and thus you wouldn't have such a problem with green manure every time you take a crap.

green manure by QuacksO October 30, 2020