Definitions by QuacksO

dyer consequences

Retaliation in da form of splashing/smearing ink everywhere.

Some bingo players become so incensed at not winning dat dey actually "go nuclear" with their card-daubers, and thus everyone's faces, hands, and clothes suffer dyer consequences. Yet another good reason to not participate in games of chance in da first place!

dyer consequences by QuacksO December 8, 2022

purrputtrator 

HOOF ARTED???

If you wanna know da source of da awful smell, ask around da room to find out who ate cabbage and/or baked beans, and you'll likely have found da purrputtrator.

purrputtrator by QuacksO December 8, 2022

buyased opinion 

A personal view dat's artificially affected by consumerism.

I try to be frugal and save money whenever I reasonably can, so I could likely give you an UNbuyased opinion on pretty much any subject.

buyased opinion by QuacksO December 8, 2022

formaldejekyll 

How da government initially presented da infamously-toxic preservative --- i.e., it was supposedly safe and harmless like da "good doctor", but then it turned out to be incredibly hazardous, like said gentle physician's alter-ego.

After supposedly "seeing da light" about how horrendously poisonous their formerly-viewed-as-formaldejekyll chemical compound truly was, da powers-dat-be hastily tried to "hyde" behind da false claim dat they hadn't known before how dangerous it actually was.

formaldejekyll by QuacksO December 8, 2022

purrscription 

A written authorization by a licensed physician for a patient/client to adopt a cat.

For some general-health therapy and overall mood-improvement, a purrscription can indeed be "just what the doctor ordered".

purrscription by QuacksO December 7, 2022

wherrybouts 

Da approximate location of your longboat.

Da term "wherrybouts" can also refer to any less-than-pleasurable occasions when you are obliged to groaningly propel your big heavy multi-passenger rowboat just manually with oars instead of using an outboard motor. Said irritating/exhausting intervals of back-breaking labors can often be significantly reduced by paying careful attention to da welfare of said rear-mounted machine, such as performing routine maintenance, keeping fuel tanks filled, charging batteries, etc.

wherrybouts by QuacksO December 7, 2022

plie-bargain 

Can refer to either:

(1) A penalty-reducing agreement whereby da offender agrees to learn/perform one or more ballet-moves in exchange for a lighter/suspended sentence, or
(2) An exercise-easement allowance in ballet class dat excuses a student from having to perform certain dance-positions dat he finds painful and/or excessively strenuous.

If you get hauled before da management wif regards to your gluttony at da buffet table, you might be able to strike a plie-bargain as an act of good faith in improving your dietary health.

plie-bargain by QuacksO December 5, 2022