Definitions by QuacksO

sattitude 

Da sour-faced refusal to budge dat one or more people exhibit when asked to stand up while their butts are comfortably planted.

If you'd hadda stand up for too long a period, you might develop a bit of a sattitude at da end of your break-time, as well, if someone expected you to spryly bounce back up and resume working.

sattitude by QuacksO January 16, 2023

lattitude 

Surly defiant disrespectful mannerisms dat sailors exhibit when voyaging through certain parallels of da globe.

In da hilarious Laurel and Hardy short "The Live Ghost", it is implied dat da sulky shanghaied deck-swabs behaved in an equally-grumpy manner at every port they stopped in, so apparently what they were exhibiting wasn't actual lattitude --- they were just teeth-grindingly resentful at having been hauled off against their will to work on da gruff captain's "ghost ship", not affected by how chilly or tropical da weather happened to be at any particular time.

lattitude by QuacksO January 16, 2023

Krattitude 

What youngsters may eventually develop from watching zany wild-animals shows on PBS.

TV-celebrity brothers Chris and Martin may indeed act kinda weird during their PBS-Kids nature shows, but I've never seen my little ones developing any Krattitudes as a result of watching said silly stuff; it's one of their favorite shows, too.

Krattitude by QuacksO January 16, 2023

GATTitude

Defiance and fierce/blind alliance wif regards to international-trade tariffs.

Da whole concept of trade agreements has always been flawed and fraught wif peril, and many people's GATTitudes doesn't help matters!

GATTitude by QuacksO January 16, 2023

datatude

Da cantankerous and uncooperative demeanor of a computer due to its having missing/corrupted "bits 'n' bytes" in its memory banks.

I hafta send my laptop off to da repair-shop once every couple years to be debugged and defragged, or it gives me MAJOR datatude!

datatude by QuacksO January 16, 2023

ewepage 

An interval of helter-skelter charging about partaken of by one or more females, often with theft and/or violence involved.

Da cross-country crime-spree perpetrated by da infamous Thelma and Louise could certainly qualify as a major ewepage!

ewepage by QuacksO January 16, 2023

pass-along hug 

Refers to da pleasant and amusing scenario whereby you give a much-liked individual one or more "extra" hugs (i.e., in addition to da one you're giving him as a warm farewell gesture) as you're saying goodbye to him, and ask him to "store them away" or "set them aside" for later "distribution" among specified other mutual friends and/or members of his family whom you also have warm affectionate feelings for, and whom he will likely see in person somewhat sooner than you will.

One of da most common occasions where a pass-along hug is administered would be at da end of a pleasant interaction between a starry-eyed dude and da parent/sibling of a nice girl whom he adores but who is not present at da time dat said hugs are doled out, and so said family member jovially agrees to give said blinky-eyed damsel a huge "squeezy" embrace himself da next time he sees her, and smilingly tell her dat said loving arms-around was from her "main squeeze".

pass-along hug by QuacksO January 16, 2023