PythonSpam's definitions

KIA

1) Killed in Action
2) Sexual activity stopped by the appearance of a parent, cop, or other person

1) My Granddad was KIA in WW2.
2) Janie and me were fooling around, but when her mom showed up our funtime was KIA.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

optix

A l337 team on CS known for their precision and accuracy with sniper rifles.

Dude.... The Optix Roxor.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

quarter life crisis

The psychological strain that is encountered on one's 25th birthday. Subject often realizes that he/she has lived a quarter century and still hasn't done anything consequential.

I think Roger is going through a quarter life crisis. He's been talking about going back to college so he can actually get a real job someday.

by pythonspam May 13, 2004

meecrob

As introduced on South Park, one of the 7 Cursed Words.

Your mother is a meecrob.

by pythonspam November 6, 2003

spread eagle

An outdoor game named for the position which the loser must assume. The construct of the game is as follows: Players: as many can confortably move around an area opposing the wall/target. A ball (tennis, basket, playground, bouncey, type insignificant) is thrown against a wall by the thrower (this may include an intermediate bounce on the ground. As it bounces back, and of the persons may choose to catch the ball and become the next thrower, but anyone touching the ball and not retaining (catching) it must immediately run to the wall and touch it before any of the other players recovers the ball and hits the wall with it. If the failed catcher reaches the wall before the ball, play continues. If not, he must assume a 'spread eagle' position against the wall and may then be pegged (hit with the ball) by the last thrower (i.e. the one that got him/her 'out'. Play resumes until everyone is too tired or bruised to continue.
Also See: Pickle

Back in the good old days, me and the boys would play spread eagle. Now, the young whippersnappers stay inside and watch pokemon and play with their nintendos.

by pythonspam November 26, 2003

thank you come again

Standard phrase used by people of indian/pakistani descent when you leave their dairy queen/convenience store/days inn/dunkin donuts/taxi.

Welcome to the Quickie Mart. Would you care to try a purple slurpee?
No.
...
Thank you, come again.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

Data Wrangler

Any member of personnel (often IT) who's job deals extensively with the manipulation, transfer, or control of databases or the like

Hey Jimbo, The server just crashed again. Better call up the Data Wranglers so they know this problem is consistant.

by pythonspam May 13, 2004