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AARON BORG 

AARON BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Ayahuasca, herbal Viagra, Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill, Blue Raspberry Cisco, and Berry Blast MiO Sport drops.
AARON BORG is fake fruity tooty psychedelic horny hot mess. Mmmmm.
AARON BORG by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Floorflusher Pete

Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.
Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!

Polly Darton 

Polly Darton is an underground, experimental Electro - Country duo from Nashville, TN.
I have a private invitation to go to a jam session and listen to Polly Darton.
Polly Darton by Purplenado March 7, 2023

FM's BORG 

FM's BORG contains the following ingredients: half a cup of water, Popov Vodka, Ronrico Silver Rum, Beefeater Gin, Sauza Gold Tequila, Peach Cisco, pumpkin beer (any brand), cup of moonshine soaked cherries, and a cup of sugar.
FM's BORG (FM stands for freaky man) is like a Long Island Ice Tea in a former water jug. BEWARE! Only make and drink if your tolerance is super high!
FM's BORG by Purplenado March 7, 2023

SB's BORG 

SB's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, vape juice with high nicotine levels, Sake, Boone’s Farm, and Cherry Kool Aid.
SB's BORG goes down smooth. It’s good for all day drinking at the Blarney Blowout. This drink is so smooth, in fact, that it in no way interferes with your ability to chase tail.
SB's BORG by Purplenado March 7, 2023

J's BORG 

J's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Grey Goose Vodka, Raspberry White Claw, and Diet Mountain Dew.
If you think about it, J's BORG has a good mixture of vodka, claw (2nd liquor in recipe), water, and the caffeine (tons of caffeine in Diet Dew).
J's BORG by Purplenado March 7, 2023

DB's BORG 

DB's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Popov Vodka, Nerds Candy, various products from ROMAN, vag squirt juice, and Tang.
DB's BORG will catch you by surprise. That’s right, besties. Ya heard it here first. Party on! Blarney Blowout, besties! Chug A Lug.
DB's BORG by Purplenado March 7, 2023