North West Virginia

North West Virginia is the state of Ohio.

I am going to a Browns’ game in crazy ass North West Virginia.

by Purplenado March 05, 2023

cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.

Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

BORGalicious

When that freaking BORG is just so damned good it’s BORGalicious!

Call 911! Call a BORGulance! This BORG is so fucking BORGalicious!

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

Polly Darton

Polly Darton is an underground, experimental Electro - Country duo from Nashville, TN.

I have a private invitation to go to a jam session and listen to Polly Darton.

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

SPC

SPC means Sugar Plum Cock.

Ah! Give me that sweet, sweet SPC, baby!

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

B trucker meal

B trucker meal is the following: orange pop, meatloaf, shrimp tray, a burrito, pepperoni pizza, and half a plastic container of cheap neapolitian ice cream.

Oh my goodness! If I ate B trucker meal, I’d get explosive diarrhea. Blast, splash!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

purple sorrow

The sadness Minnesota Vikings fans have for their team pretty much ever year they are in the playoffs and never get to the Superbowl.

Again, this year, there is much purple sorrow among Vikings’ fans as the team did not advance past the first round of the playoffs.

by Purplenado March 04, 2023