pet my walleye

So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.

Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

watery cum

A man gets watery cum if he is fucking too much or drinks way too much water or Gatorade.

Stop drinking so much fucking Gatorade! You have a case of watery cum.

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

yam jammer

Someone who sticks yams up their pussy or ass is a yam jammer.

Little Miss Suzy is a yam jammer. Get it, baby!

by Purplenado March 08, 2023

BORGalicious

When that freaking BORG is just so damned good it’s BORGalicious!

Call 911! Call a BORGulance! This BORG is so fucking BORGalicious!

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

doggy poop butt

You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!

Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

what the florida

When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.

What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.

by Purplenado March 05, 2023

Polly Darton

Polly Darton is an underground, experimental Electro - Country duo from Nashville, TN.

I have a private invitation to go to a jam session and listen to Polly Darton.

by Purplenado March 08, 2023