Purplenado 's definitions

cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.

Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

North West Virginia

North West Virginia is the state of Ohio.

I am going to a Browns’ game in crazy ass North West Virginia.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

BORGulance

BORGulance is an ambulance utilized to medically transport students that have consumed WAY TOO much BORG.

28 ambulances, mmhhh, BORGulances, carried away intoxicated students at the Blarney Blowout. Thoughts and prayers are requested for these poor, unfortunate students.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

fish vault

Another name for your sweet pussy.

Put your 12 inch throbbing cock into my fish vault.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

stumpcourse

This means intercourse with a stump, be it leg stump, arm stump, or whatever you got.

I’m a horny little freak and I feel the need to partake in stumpcourse.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

drive your car into my garage

So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).

I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Sugar Plum Cock

So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.

Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023