little pooper

A cute little dog or child.

My Pomeranian is a cute little pooper.

by Purplenado March 05, 2023

SB's BORG

SB's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, vape juice with high nicotine levels, Sake, Boone’s Farm, and Cherry Kool Aid.

SB's BORG goes down smooth. It’s good for all day drinking at the Blarney Blowout. This drink is so smooth, in fact, that it in no way interferes with your ability to chase tail.

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

I'm on the Fent

I'm on the Fent means you are actually scoring and ingesting Fentanyl. Being on the Fent is NOT a good thing. Like, you will suck a smegma covered dick for it. And, you will one of those zombie people that get posted up on TikTok. Be forewarned, bitches!

It’s music appreciation time, BITCHES!

I'm on the Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….

Ain’t nothing but a Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Motherfucking Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Zombie shit Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Fucking mess Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
In the urn Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
It’s A Small World Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Pass revoked Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

Salem Village Whip

A Salem Village Whip is a broom. A nice, shiny, fast one.

When I ride my Salem Village Whip around the town, I wear my pointy hat and click my heels. Because you know my man likes that! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Boo!

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

trucker meal

When you sit down to eat a trucker meal, you are eating enough or more to feed the average trucker. If you are on a diet and someone comments you are having a trucker meal, you should definitely only eat a quarter or less of what is on your plate. A trucker meal is a gluttonous meal and YOU WILL plug up the toilet later on, so think of others.

Auntie M exclaimed “B is having a trucker meal.” B shouted to Auntie M to “go fuck herself.” B sauntered off to the kitchen for seconds. A loud fart and atrocious smell lingered for quite some time.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

boofing liquid cannabis

So, boofing liquid cannabis is the act of utilizing cannabis oil in a syringe and shooting it up your rectum. It’s a very fast and intense high. You definitely need to get your snacks fast and get yourself to the couch or bed to chill as it hits fast. It’s so, so satisfying.

It’s been a VERY stressful week. Time to start boofing liquid cannabis to kick off the weekend. Oohhhh! Ahhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

I've done so much for you

I've done so much for you is the shit a narcissist says to you when, really, they’ve done little or nothing for you. Possibly, even fucked things up for you.

I've done so much for you Mommy Dearest says as she tells me about all the places she has brought me, all the while, she is beating the living shit out of me.

by Purplenado March 06, 2023