81 definitions by Purplenado

Schooly's BORG

Schooly's BORG contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Adderall, Xanax, Restoril, crushed up ephedrine tabs, cannabis powder, and bits of Charms Blow Pop.

Schooly's BORG will absolutely knock your socks off. And …. Then some. The BORG that takes you by surprise.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

the never ending lawsuit

So, the never ending lawsuit is a lawsuit that drags on for years and years. Really, if you think about it, both sides are undeserving. Unfortunately, friends and relatives must hear about it over and over and OVER again.

The never ending lawsuit for Michael’s estate has been going for so many years that I have lost count.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

BORGulance

BORGulance is an ambulance utilized to medically transport students that have consumed WAY TOO much BORG.

28 ambulances, mmhhh, BORGulances, carried away intoxicated students at the Blarney Blowout. Thoughts and prayers are requested for these poor, unfortunate students.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

vagina masturbation cup

So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.

Honey! That is not my vagina masturbation cup! It belongs to SB!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

anal wave

An anal wave is a fart. Passing gas.

Oh! I ate a big plate of beans. I feel an anal wave coming on.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

North West Virginia

North West Virginia is the state of Ohio.

I am going to a Browns’ game in crazy ass North West Virginia.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

AARON BORG

AARON BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Ayahuasca, herbal Viagra, Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill, Blue Raspberry Cisco, and Berry Blast MiO Sport drops.

AARON BORG is fake fruity tooty psychedelic horny hot mess. Mmmmm.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023