little pooper

A cute little dog or child.

My Pomeranian is a cute little pooper.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

SB's BORG

SB's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, vape juice with high nicotine levels, Sake, Boone’s Farm, and Cherry Kool Aid.

SB's BORG goes down smooth. It’s good for all day drinking at the Blarney Blowout. This drink is so smooth, in fact, that it in no way interferes with your ability to chase tail.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

boofing liquid cannabis

So, boofing liquid cannabis is the act of utilizing cannabis oil in a syringe and shooting it up your rectum. It’s a very fast and intense high. You definitely need to get your snacks fast and get yourself to the couch or bed to chill as it hits fast. It’s so, so satisfying.

It’s been a VERY stressful week. Time to start boofing liquid cannabis to kick off the weekend. Oohhhh! Ahhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

fish yeast

So, fish yeast is another name for a yeast infection.

OMG! My puss itches SO fucking bad! I got a super bad case of fish yeast. Holy guacamole!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

doggy poop butt

You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!

Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

I'm on the Fent

I'm on the Fent means you are actually scoring and ingesting Fentanyl. Being on the Fent is NOT a good thing. Like, you will suck a smegma covered dick for it. And, you will one of those zombie people that get posted up on TikTok. Be forewarned, bitches!

It’s music appreciation time, BITCHES!

I'm on the Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….

Ain’t nothing but a Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Motherfucking Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Zombie shit Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Fucking mess Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
In the urn Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
It’s A Small World Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Pass revoked Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

I've done so much for you

I've done so much for you is the shit a narcissist says to you when, really, they’ve done little or nothing for you. Possibly, even fucked things up for you.

I've done so much for you Mommy Dearest says as she tells me about all the places she has brought me, all the while, she is beating the living shit out of me.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023