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Definitions by Purplenado

TikTok vaca

Sometimes being on TikTok has just gotten to be too much. Therefore, you need a TikTok vaca (vacation) or timeout for awhile.
I can’t deal with TikTok no damn more. I need a TikTok vaca.
TikTok vaca by Purplenado March 5, 2023

ambiguous white privilege 

A person has ambiguous white privilege when they are confirmed by a DNA test as European, but, usually in the US, they are thought to be mixed, middle eastern, Mexican, etc. Usually happens to individuals of black Irish descent.
Megan Fox has ambiguous white privilege due to her looks. However, it seems not to matter too much as she’s a celebrity/
It’s been a really long time since I’ve been laid, so I stuck a carrot up my ass. You can’t beat carrotin.
carrotin by Purplenado March 5, 2023

Banana split with cherries and whipped cream 

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.

little pooper 

My Pomeranian is a cute little pooper.
little pooper by Purplenado March 5, 2023

North West Virginia 

I am going to a Browns’ game in crazy ass North West Virginia.

playdough brain 

Usually, somebody under the influence of cannabis. You can’t even remember a thought or idea from five minutes ago. Or, if really toked up, like one minute ago.
I had a great idea for an invention when I smoked this Ghost Train Haze cannabis, but my playdough brain is failing me and I can’t remember jack shit.