by Purplenado March 06, 2023
Ye Old Mill is a beloved attraction at the Minnesota State Fair. It is a love tunnel type ride. Some people (not me) take advantage of the darkness and over five minute duration of the ride to kiss and make out. Or, to take a toke off their vape (nicotine or cannabis).
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
AARON BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Ayahuasca, herbal Viagra, Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill, Blue Raspberry Cisco, and Berry Blast MiO Sport drops.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
by Purplenado March 05, 2023
Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
So, Mango Buttock Cream is a dubious cream sold on AliExpress that claims to increase the size of your pancake, flat ass.
WTF is that nasty ass smell. Oh, that’s P’s Mango Buttock Cream. You know how desperate she is for some curves.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
So, my parents did me dirty means that, in most cases, your parents think they are good to even excellent parents. However, let’s be absolutely real here. They were not. They were narcissists. They neglected you. They subjected you to abuse. They stood by and did not care when you were sexually abused. That kind of bullshit.
So, I’m in intensive therapy as my parents did me dirty. I’m so fucked up that I got caught sucking dick out by the McDonald’s dumpster with a man that just got out of prison.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023