Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.
by PsychoPuppyDad October 22, 2011
A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.
David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?
Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
by PsychoPuppyDad October 04, 2011
by PsychoPuppyDad August 01, 2014
Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.
by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022
Executive White Trash are people who have white collar jobs, seem normal at the office, but then spend the weekend at monster truck rallies, drinking cheap beer and wandering through the woods, shooting at things.
"Why was Frank coming out of Wal-Mart with a new rifle and four bags of pork rinds on Saturday? He was wearing a NASCAR cap. I thought he was a programmer at IBM!"
"He's Executive White Trash, is what he is. His Beemer has a gun rack."
"He's Executive White Trash, is what he is. His Beemer has a gun rack."
by PsychoPuppyDad May 04, 2010
All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.
"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."
by PsychoPuppyDad July 10, 2016
Disappeared, presumed permanently missing. Dedicated to anyone in the Tri-State area who ends up offending someone and ends up sunk in the Hudson River.
by PsychoPuppyDad July 15, 2009